Garfield's funny sayings: A sphere is also a figure.

1 A big belly is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is nothing good in it.

Children in the back seat will have an accident, and children will be born in the back seat.

You can let the kitten leave the meat pie, but you can't let the meat pie leave the kitten.

Save water and try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

It's great to have fun from this sport that won't make you gain weight.

6 Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.

With spaghetti, who will eat rats?

Hard work will never kill you! But I won't prove it with myself.

9 "Ou Di was shivering with cold outside the window. Poor thing. I really can't bear to see him like this. No, can I just stand by and watch? I must do something. " Garfield drew the curtains.

10 Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

1 1 If you don't want to give someone something to eat, you have to remind him of something.

12 The speed at which a cat rushes to food is directly proportional to the amount of food.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

14 is yours, always yours, and what others give will be taken away.

15 love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

16 Garfield was definitely not born for pork rolls, but pork rolls must be born for Garfield.

17 no, fruitcake! This is one of the three things I don't eat. The other two are raisins and snails.

Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.

19 classic sentence: a sphere is also a graph.

Today is New Year's Day, and I have decided not to sleep more than 8 hours a day in the new year. In that case, wake me up on May 3rd, 8x365/24= 12 1.6 days!

2 1 the trouble with chocolate is that it's gone after eating.

Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses, but find them today.

I don't watch TV every time I finish eating. Sometimes I watch TV while eating, and some changes in my life will increase my fun.

The more you learn, the more you know; The more you know, the more you forget; The more you forget, the less you know; Why do you want to learn?

The cutest thing is a small table with pork rolls.

Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

There are many things more important than money in this world, such as spaghetti.

My weight is just right-equivalent to an aircraft carrier.

Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep.

A failure is characterized by constant failure. If you want to see his failure, he won't let you down.

3 1 Now, can you give it back to us on Monday? Wednesday and throughout August, Wisconsin and chocolate candy. ..... by the way, one more thing, can you give me my coin back, too?

Ou Di, let's eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat.

A beautiful lady told Jon that you were so cute, and you asked me what happened!

Shh-don't tell them I did something good, it will affect my image!

I can't believe you brought back an old and useless guy, and it wasn't me.

Love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal.

I can't let that chicken write after my name.

I will never do anything wrong to Ou Di again ... Maybe, maybe not forever.

This hamburger tastes good, but not as good as the first eight.

I'm fat and lazy-but I'm proud!

4 1 Garfield has three wishes: "The first is pork rolls, the second is pork rolls, and the third is, Oh, you are wrong, I want more wishes, so I can get more pork rolls."

Ou Di, come on, let's buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner.

If you can't beat your enemies, join them. classic quotations

You brought back an old and useless guy, and it wasn't me.

Hello, Naarmann. I am in Abu Dhabi now. The worst place here is not that there is no pasta, nor that it is thousands of miles away from home. The most terrible thing is-this place is full of cute cats that have been mailed!

God has decided who your relatives are. Fortunately, he gave you the choice of friends.

I'm going to do push-ups today ... er, ah, ah, ah ... I'm going to do push-ups today ... I'll hold them tomorrow. ...

Classic funny sayings, sphere is also a kind of figure.

1, when everyone can use each other, it's because the other side is not strong enough.

2. I am convinced that your musical talent is definitely not a mere display of sound.

3, alive, just to leap in embarrassment.

The reason why Pig Bajie has to learn from the scriptures is because he has never met Chang 'e like you.

You are a frog in the well, or you haven't even reached the well.

6. I really want to now, but my mood is salty and fragrant.

7. I tried to control the magic in my heart, but I ignored that you might just be the ghost who played soy sauce.

8. If you are drunk, you will know that your friend is stupid. If you have loved, you will know your stupid hat.

9. Who said that the power of zero money is small? You know, two dollars can't stop a new life from being born smoothly.

10, I don't like her, I like my script, but my script is that I love her deeply.

1 1. I once missed my love and couldn't change it, but I never really loved it.

12, a good horse never turns back to the grass, so I never turned back, walked around and met the grass again.

13, I think you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.

14, you are nothing special, but your face is strong enough.

15, my advantage is that I can correct my mistakes ... My disadvantage is that I keep a low profile.

16, if something happens, don't let your feelings sow at will, or they will take root and sprout. If you want to pull, you have to toss and turn, but you can't pull.

17, your outstanding, cross-description: exquisite facial features, vague combination.

18, a sphere is also a figure!

19, nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

20. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

2 1, people say it's romantic to do ghosts under peony flowers. Now there are no peonies, only a bunch of hibiscus flowers, but I don't want to be romantic even if I live.

22. It's perfect to combine so many bad habits of human beings. I believe that it is a pity that Raytheon can't touch you when you go out in the rain.

23. Spring comes, young trees sprout and the stock market turns green.

24. I live in a humble abode and live a timid and angry life.

25. Going out for a walk is not for me. My biggest wish is to sit in front of the computer and meditate on Sunday.

26, a rose is long, 99 roses are still long, not 99 roses are relatively extravagant for a long time.

27. Even though I am small, I am still great when I try to live for myself, but I don't know the size of greatness.

28. It is said that beauty matches the beast, so I will be a beast for a while.

Vulgarity is a breakthrough, especially when elegance and nobility don't work.

30. It's not that my happiness must be based on your pain, but that you should let your pain make me happy.

3 1, there was once a woman who wanted to transform me. As a result, she only dismantled my parts and never put them on me again.

Why do we all give darkness to the devil? Because they are brave and not afraid of the dark.

You are very kind, especially when you are sorry for others.

34. The first love is beautiful because it tells us that there will be more next love.

When you chase the prince charming in your heart, the frog waiting for you is actually a prince and will be caught.

36. Ugliness is not your fault, nor is stupidity your fault. However, taking ugliness and stupidity to the extreme cannot be used to flaunt one's great cause. Be modest.

Lying is a man's privilege and being cheated is a woman's patent.

Garfield's funny quotations

I hate Mondays.

Never let people do cat work.

Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

One should love animals, they are so tasty.

Save water and try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent.

Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.

Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses, but find them today.

Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

Children in the back seat will have an accident, and children will have an accident in the back seat.

"Your future depends on your dreams now", so go to sleep.

There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.

Hard work will never kill you! But I won't prove it with myself.

Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.

God has decided who your relatives are. Fortunately, he gave you the choice of friends.

Two people are in an unstable state, and all three are.

Clothing is like barbed wire, which prevents you from acting rashly but does not prevent you from enjoying it.

The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget, the less you know. Why study?

Garfield's funny quotations

I hate Mondays.

Never let people do cat work.

Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

One should love animals, they are so tasty.

Save water and try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent.

Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.

Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses, but find them today.

Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

Children in the back seat will have an accident, and children will have an accident in the back seat.

"Your future depends on your dreams now", so go to sleep.

There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.

Hard work will never kill you! But I won't prove it with myself.

Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.

God has decided who your relatives are. Fortunately, he gave you the choice of friends.

Two people are in an unstable state, and all three are.

Clothing is like barbed wire, which prevents you from acting rashly but does not prevent you from enjoying it.

The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget, the less you know. Why do you want to learn?