Ancient cold jokes

Ancient jokes refer to jokes that happened in ancient times or jokes written in classical Chinese. Many of these jokes are not funny to modern people. The reason why ancient jokes can become an independent joke is because there are a lot of them; China has a long history. Most of these jokes come from ancient collections. Some are created by modern people with the grammar of classical Chinese.

The following are the ancient jokes I collected for you.

Article 1: The wife is a particularly romantic person.

My wife is a very romantic person. She woke me up suddenly in the middle of the night one day and said, honey, come and see, there are many beautiful stars outside.

As soon as I stood at the window, she said, watch the stars for me, and I'll go to bed first.

Later, he played romance for me for seven days in a row, kicked me until midnight and said, go and see if my star is still there.

Until I bought her a necklace. This? Happy days? It's over.

Chapter 2: What else did you show me?

The man said in an ostentatious manner:? We men can find eighteen when divorced, and you women can only find eighty when divorced! ?

The woman said:? If you want to find an 18-year-old, you have to marry him back as a grandmother. If I find an eighty-year-old, I will go to his house to be a grandmother and be coaxed by others. We are four generations apart. Can that be the same? I accidentally got one, so I have to say hello to you sooner or later and call me grandma. I'll share how much inheritance you get! What else did you show me?

Chapter 3: Don't be afraid, I'm here.

A couple walked and came to a dark path.

Girlfriend deliberately spoiled and said:? Will there be bad people? I'm scared! ?

My boyfriend immediately stood up and said, don't be afraid, I'm here. ?

Girlfriend said:? What are my skills?

Just listen to this guy:? My brother runs very fast. ?

Article 4: writing articles VS having children

A scholar is preparing for the exam, worrying day and night. His strange appearance confuses his wife.

She said:? Look at your cowardice. Is it harder for men to write articles than for women to have children?

The scholar lamented:? It is always easier for a woman to have a baby than to write an article! ?

The woman asked again:? Why?

The reader replied:? When a woman has a child in her stomach, it can always be born, but my stomach is empty. How can I write a good article?

Article 5: such a bride

There is a county magistrate who is greedy for sex and wants to get a satisfied little wife. He sent people to choose from the east and the west, which was disturbing. One day, Pang Zhenkun introduced himself as the matchmaker of the county magistrate and asked him what he wanted to marry. The county magistrate said:? What I want is: cherry mouth, almond eyes, crescent eyebrows, fairy face, no talking about eating and drinking, no gossiping. ?

Pang Zhenkun smiled and said, What a coincidence, there is such a woman in my village. ? At present, the merchants have set a wedding date. On the wedding day, firecrackers, gongs and drums and horns were very lively. As soon as the sedan chair arrived, the county magistrate came forward to uncover the bride's flower cover. He was furious: it turned out to be a clay embryo bodhisattva in a flowered coat.

Pang Zhenkun laughed. Look, isn't she? Cherry mouth, almond eyes, crescent eyebrows, fairy face. Don't say eat and drink, don't say, don't say. Really?

Chapter VI: Clever antithesis of couplets.

Once upon a time, there was a student who went to a private school. He was very stubborn and insensitive, so the teacher punished him.

Mr. Wang seemed to think it was not enough, so he wrote a poem and said to the students: If you can say the next sentence correctly, you can avoid kneeling, otherwise you will have to kneel like this all the time. ?

The last sentence written by the teacher is: Today, the students hit the ground with their heads.

The student thought for a moment and said the following sentence unhurriedly: Last night, Jenny's feet were in the air.

Look again, sir. I am in distress situation at the moment.

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