The question about cross talk is urgent. ......

You are talking about Liu Baorui's Three Dangers a Day. It's about an impatient person, a chronic person, and a person who likes to take advantage of small things. There is a clip in which an impatient person and a slow-witted person are in the theater, and the slow-witted person learns that his house is on fire. . . . I found this passage for you. You can read it yourself. This period is really interesting.

I tell this joke today. It's not the problem now. It's about us, okay? Qing dynasty. The Qing Dynasty, regardless of the title, was the new magistrate of yutian county. When the magistrate of a county didn't arrive, all the people in Class Three were on tenterhooks in this county yamen. Why? In that society, speaking of new immortals, it's great! He will take his three relatives and six friends, relatives and friends, and "Hula" will take office at once, and everyone in the county government will brush down and use his relatives and friends. Everyone is on tenterhooks.

It's time to catch this magistrate, and the class three officers and the county government are all happy. At first glance, the magistrate of a county takes his official family with him and no one else. As soon as possible, there is no stranger in the official's house, only his wife and two young masters, the first is eight years old and the second is five years old. Alas, people are very simple. Let's see, ok! We can still work in a deserted yamen, and everyone is very happy. Come up and kowtow to this magistrate. "Congratulations to grandpa, congratulations to grandpa, congratulations to grandpa!" Everyone kowtowed and got up. The magistrate said, "Good, good! Everyone will give you a silver or two. " "Thank you, thank you, thank you!" What is this for? Say hello. Qing xing "inquire". "Thank you, sir!" As for his "inquiry", he has to take a step forward-"thank you, sir!" So-"thank you, sir!" . "Thank you, sir!" Everyone finished their visit to Ann.

The magistrate asked, "What's the ground like here?" "The ground is still very calm." Hearing this, the magistrate of a county was very happy. "oh! The ground is calm, well, I don't want any case from you! " What is a "major case"? When this new fairy takes office, it is time to show off. If you want several cases, you have to help me deal with them. I have to shake my authority. Hearing this, the magistrate said, "The land is very calm." "Then I won't ask you for any case. You know what? You have three days to find me three people. Of these three people, one is needed and impatient; Find me another slow temper; Find me another one who likes to take advantage of small things. Three days, if you find it, you will get a reward. If you can't find it? Everyone hits forty boards and goes down! "

The head of Class Three came down. Zhang Tou, two squad leaders, discussed with Li Tou: "Hey, Brother Zhang, that's great. Let's not handle the case. Let's find three people, ok!" Don't be confused. Is it easy to find three people? Might as well handle a case! ""why? " "Why? Quick temper, slow temper, greedy for cheap, do you know who is quick temper? Do you know who is slow? Can I ask when I walk into the street? Opposite came one, "Oh? This! Do you like petty gain? Then don't fight, then don't. " "hey! Yes! What should I do? " "What should I do? We're going to find it anyway. Go, go, go outside! Have fun. Where is the limit of three days anyway? "They are out.

Zhang Tou and Li Tou, this one said, "Go, go, let's play. Let's go to the theatre first. " They went to the theatre.

People look here: OK! The monitor of two county governments has come, so hurry to find the seats in front. The fourth row moved two chairs, sat there, sang "Yu Tang Chun" on the stage, and the two sat here watching the play.

In the third row in front of them, sat a man. This man, going to the opera, looks like this: his legs are crossed and he looks straight at the stage, his hands are moving and his head is still shaking. That's all. Both sides looked at him without going to the theatre!

Look at you two: this guy! Why is it so annoying? What is this? What is this?

He is shaking his head. Very good! After such a long time, a child came in outside. The child walked up to the man and said, "Dad, Dad, come home quickly, our house is on fire!" " "

Everyone was frightened when they heard it. The two leaders were also shocked. But what about this man? This is strength: children talk to him, don't look at children, look at the stage. "hmm? Is there a fire? Is it big? " "Big, big!" "Oh, that's great. Oh, where is the first east room and the first west room? " "Oh, all done! Hurry up, my mother told you to hurry back! " "Oh, great! Wait a minute, stay with me for a while, and let's go together after watching Yutangchun. "

Sitting next to a big man, he stood up and gave the man a mouth. "You boy! Too irritating! " "Hey? "I stood up." Why did you ... hit me? ""Ah, did I hit you? Hey! I don't want to hit you now. When you shook your head just now, I resisted hitting you! Your house is on fire! Why don't you ask the east room first and the west room first? What? After hearing Yu Tangchun? That's more like it? This! " "That ... that you tube me? Isn't my family busy, too? " "outrageous! "The theater is a mess!

Give it to two heads here!

The two leaders said, "Look, you are really a man. Ah, look at you, that disgusting way of watching the play, shake your head! That's not enough. The house is on fire, and you still listen to Yu Tangchun. Is this more like it? " "Well ... I think this is already on fire. Isn't it still on when I go home?" "Nonsense! Go home, count down! " "It is too late for me to walk home from here." "I haven't heard of it, you are too outrageous!" "That he can't hit me? I am such a slow-moving person. "

"ah? Slow? Second brother! Lock him up! " "Wow! Collapse! " Lock the chain. He was stupid about the lock: "Why do you lock people up?" "Don't know? You will know in a moment! " "But you are wrong. If you have something to say, just tell him. Don't just go up and open your mouth. We are watching! " "ah! That's ... What he said went too far! I'll call! I am such an impatient person. " "ah? Quick temper? Lock him up, too. " "Wow! Collapse! " Lock this, too.

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