Zhao Weizhou’s main works

Work partner "Drinking Order" Su Wenmao and Cui Jinquan "Arrogance" "Eight Screens" "Spring in the Dead Tree" "Literary Fake" "Famous in One Move" "Scaremongering" "Recruitment Document" Yang Shaohua "The Best Customer" Yang Shaohua, Xu Di's "Super Star" Xie Tianshun's "Wu Song Fights the Tiger"

Tianjin Allegro's "Wu Song Fights the Tiger" composed by Zhao Weizhou, Gao Yuqing and Niu Chengzhi, performed by Gao Yuqing and accompanied by Zhao Weizhou

Text:

Hey, the bamboo boards are so beaten, let’s not talk about anything else.

Let’s talk about Wu Song fighting the tiger, Wu, Er, brother.

One day, Wu Song copied the guy and ran straight to Jingyanggang. He felt very happy.

When it comes to fighting tigers, it’s Brother Wu.

Hitting tigers is famous and is a legend all over the world.

But after walking a few miles, he secretly thought:

How big is the tiger on this mountain?

Is it a male or a female? Is it tall or thin?

One, two, or a whole litter?

One is easy to handle, I can compete with it.

If seven or eight come up, I can't beat it.

(passing the door)

As he turned around and was about to leave, he thought again:

The county magistrate has set up several tables for tiger hunting,

Eating, drinking, and singing to me.

Wear red flowers, ride a big horse, and send me up the hillside.

What can I say if I go back like this?

I said I had a cold, I said I had a cough?

I said I have a note of leave. I will rest for two days before talking about it?

When the county magistrate heard this, he would definitely say that I was thinking about it.

Where would the people put their face after hearing this?

(passing)

I still have to climb the mountain, I still have to fight hard,

Killing a tiger to death, I am famous, I am amazing!

At the very least, he is on equal footing with the great crosstalk actor:

What is Wei Wenliang and which is Tian Lihe?

Ma Sanli met me Gotta get away early.

(passing)

Just as I was about to go up the mountain, I thought again:

What if something happens, this will be terrible,

The tiger bites the beans on the feet, bites my armpit,

I have itchy flesh, and I feel happy when I bite it,

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If you bite me on the back of the head, I won't survive.

I was bitten, and the whole family scolded me:

"Who asked you to show off? Who asked you to do this?

Do you want to be a big man? Do you think of something else?

You can’t die, and you can’t live.

Who are you looking for when you are like this?”

It’s hard to say how Wu Song was feeling at that time.

I think it’s almost the same as me participating in the national competition!

Wu Song looked at his watch, ah! The time is coming.

After thinking about what to do for a long time, I quickly drank the wine.

It’s too late to drink. Let’s have a Coke first!

Comments

Zhao Weizhou, a crosstalk actor who is loved by the audience, said: "This time we performed a group crosstalk "Selling Pillows". This joke was written by two novices. Who would have thought that our joke would be recognized by everyone in the preliminary round and enter the finals unintentionally."

Last year, the show starring him and Yang Shaohua did not achieve the desired results due to the high order of performance. As for the results, in this second participation, Zhao Weizhou played last, which is beneficial to achieving good results. He said: "I accidentally 'saved up a lot' this year. I must strive for a result that shows my face." In this competition, the three jokes created by Zhao Weizhou all reached the finals and became the creator of the work. The biggest winner. In this regard, Zhao Weizhou said: "I hope more good books can stand out in the form of TV competitions."

Zhao Weizhou attaches great importance to tonight's game. He said: "I am worried that the burden will not shake. The Beijing audience is as professional as our fellow Tianjin people. I hope I won’t embarrass the Tianjin people. Although I have been in Beijing for 10 years, I still miss the audience in my hometown the most. The mobile phone I use now still has a Tianjin number. I usually call when I have time. I will go back and take a look. To be honest, I don’t care much about ranking. I just want to give a satisfactory answer to the elders in Tianjin.

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