April fool's joke sentence

April Fool's joke sentence 1 1, don't be nervous, don't be afraid, I'm not a good person.

I know it is so difficult to find a girlfriend, so I decided to kiss the doll.

3, "stupid" you are together, "chain" to happiness.

4. Nowadays, children break up and choose Valentine's Day, and confessions choose fools.

Today is April Fool's Day, and your date will definitely ask you out to play. Don't believe it, because you don't have a date at all.

6. You might as well try your best to make fun of it.

7. If you are cheated today, you're welcome; Not cheated, indicating that everyone is distressed by you; You cheat, which means you can play; I didn't lie, which means you are kind.

8. There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

9. Try your best to play tricks. It is better to try to make people feel excited. What are the boys/girls waiting for?

10, Yue Lao, can you stop pulling me with inferior thread? It will be broken from time to time.

1 1, knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, then don't know the mountains.

12, Valentine's Day confession, people don't listen. April fool's day confession, people don't believe it. Qingming confession, people should not.

13, if time deceives you, then cheat back.

14, limited confession, only for you in your heart.

15. You don't send me flowers on April Fool's Day, but I will send you flowers in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

16, April Fool's Day is coming, and many truths will surface.

17, April Fool's Day, the school actually let us go to class! The more you think about it, the more wrong it is. Don't! We can't be fooled

18, what makes us feel sorry for the thick legs in the season of black silk flooding?

19, life always likes to joke and be a person who is qualified to laugh.

20. Tomb-Sweeping Day burned money for people who cheated me today.

I made a bet with my friend yesterday, and I said: There is nothing more stupid than a pig in the world. As a result, I lost. It's all your fault. Please treat me to dinner! ! Smooth my lost heart.

2. Blessing is not my intention; Greetings are not just a few words; Care, locked in the heart; Missing has nothing to do with you; Memories, April Fool's Day: Funny is my purpose; Unfortunately, there is only one truth to tell you: I miss you, and I hope you will send me a message to show that you have not forgotten me.

On the day when it is hard to tell the truth from the false, vulgar roses and disgusting love words knelt in the crowded square and said I love you. Honey, forgive me for having to use these stupid and stupid methods. Wish you a happy holiday!

There was a sincere love, but I didn't cherish it. I regret losing it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!

I really like your big ears, wide face, thick lips and black eyes. Your singing is great, and the lyrics are always in the same tune-hum-hum. You are my pet pig!

6. I've always wanted to find a festival to celebrate for you, but there is no suitable festival for you. You are over age on June 1 day, and March 8 has passed. It's okay now. Your festival is finally coming tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Your figure is always so slim, your skill is always so agile, your life is always leisurely, you play in the mountains of Mingchuan all day, and the food you eat is pure natural and pollution-free green food. Alas, it's good to be a monkey! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. I have been waiting for a long time, and my salary has risen; After studying for a long time, property prices have fallen; I bought it for a long time and won the lottery; After thinking for a long time, my daughter-in-law has; It's been a long time, and your holiday has come. I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for April Fool's Day.

9. You took a bite of an apple and became a famous brand. KFC made your grandfather famous all over the world. In Japan, you said "Sanara, tsunami and earthquake, your charm, the power of the world". Happy April Fool's Day to you.

10. If you are ugly, please call 1 10. If you are in poor health, please call120; If you have a bad temper, please call119; If you think you are beautiful, please call my mobile phone and we will discuss it in detail. Happy April Fool's Day.

1 1, April Fool's Day to SMS, my blessing is the best, I have no worries immediately after receiving it, I have less pain after reading it, and I can get a high salary after forwarding it. I'm sure I'll pick up money when I send it in groups. Today is April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!

12, in the vast sea of people, when you receive this sincere blessing, please try your best to hit your head against the wall. You see, countless stars in front of me are my' blessings'.

13, April Fool's Day strikes and the gas field is lifted; Playing with people or entertaining yourself is for fun; See through the cost-effective, looking at a leisurely smile; If I am really caught, I won't be angry or laugh. A mystery: friends gather in all directions, cherish April Fool's Day, fool you into liking it, and fool you into being happy.

14, hey, I have a crush on you for a long time! If you can't eat well or sleep well, be friends if you want! Ask me who I am. I'm the cook at the food stall next door! Remember to come to me!

15, we have taken your video. If you don't want your wife to know, please prepare 65438+ ten thousand yuan in cash for redemption within seven days, otherwise. ...

16 is real gold, never afraid of blazing flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

17, send you a basket of fruits: a gourd like your figure, a watermelon like your face, a strawberry like your nose, a litchi like your youth bean, a pistachio like your eyes, and a durian like your body! Happy April Fool's Day!

18, although you never remember your holiday, as a friend, I have an obligation to remind you, and I sincerely give you a word: I hope that you can turn an enemy into a jade in the future, cover your hands with "stupidity", and the wind ahead will be unimpeded. When you find that "stupidity" has cleared up, I am waiting for you, hehe, happy dear!

19, special suggestion: at present, pinhole cameras are increasingly rampant. In order to ensure that your private parts are not peeped, please dress and take a shower, and don't take off your underwear when urinating. Remember, remember!

20. I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam!

April fool's joke sentence 3 1 On April Fool's Day, a wolf came to the pig village. All the little pigs were hiding in the house, but only one pig stared at the mobile phone and read short messages. The wolf saw it and wondered, aren't you afraid? Pig shook his cell phone and said, if you touch me, I'll call the police!

Today is April Fool's Day. You're lucky not to be stupid. Stupidity is an honor. I'm relieved not to be stupid. If you are stupid, you should be happy. I wish you a "fool" in work, a "fool" in technology, a "fool" in life, and a quick fool!

April Fool's Day is coming, please be vigilant. All the information received, not only can not be believed, but also have to be understood in reverse. I intercepted a lot of information about your cleverness, and you can show it off after April Fool's Day!

4. April Fool's Day is coming. Smart swindlers cheat money, romantic swindlers cheat love and hugs, silly swindlers cheat Doby birds, and retarded people are still laughing when they are cheated. They looked at the message and said, Wow, I have to be careful!

5. The United Nations Festival Committee issued a report saying that April Fool's Day belongs to people with the following symptoms: slow response; Dull; Often giggle; Your performance fully meets the above conditions; Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Frankly speaking, I like you very much. Your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquetry and even the way you sleep fascinate me! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice and you keep losing your hair!

7. On this day, please always be vigilant. Be alert to all unknown events that will happen. Remember to use your clever brain to distinguish this day full of deception and innocence. Otherwise I can only wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

8. A warm letter, a sweet bag, a bag of happiness and good luck, a bucket of healthy dragon and horse spirit, a box of apples safe and sound, a basket of coke and happy music, plus my full blessing, I would like to receive the happy April Fool's Day message of "eating food"!

9. This year, there is no fairness: students have to test their grades, workers have to test their performance, leaders have to test their political achievements, April Fool's Day is coming, they have to test their brains, and they have to be nervous and have a high IQ to occupy the highlands!

10, people say that you are clumsy, and I believe that fools are blessed with stupidity. People say you are a fool, and I believe wishful thinking can sometimes come true. People say you are stupid and ignorant. I know cleverness is your magic weapon!

1 1. Fools beg for rain, and it rains to water fools. A fool has no choice but to hide from the rain, and has already become a rain man. Rain man quickly sent a message to fool him. Don't look around. The fool is you.

12, you stand in the crowd, and the gentle wind blows your long hair, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time, making me want to say: your wig is going to fall off ... today is April Fool's Day!

13, April Fool's Day is here. In order to be silly and happy with you, I am a fool and sincerely send you this endless silly message. I wish you a happy "happy" person: you have rich skills and a fool's heart, and you can live like a fool!

14, three pigs are quarreling, and the boss scolds: You are so boring, you can only send messages! The second child scolded: how boring you are! You play dirty jokes every day! But the most boring thing is the third child, who just looks at it and doesn't send it.

15, Bajie Huazhai is gone forever. One day, a man who looks like Bajie came from a distance. Wukong said it might be a demon, and Tang Priest said, Try sending a text message, or you will quit!

16, it's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages!

17, your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.

18, today is April Fool's Day, take a sharp turn and beware of being cheated. Fools should innovate, and bloggers should laugh. Information should be forwarded frequently, and the number is unlimited. I'll pay all the phone bills, and I'll settle accounts after autumn. Happy April Fool's Day.

19, the red bomb arrived, and alarms sounded in all directions: no matter where you are in the four seas, you must be surrounded by everything. Unless you have magic, you should shout at the sky in one go, and you will be happy all your life, my friend!

20, always remember the sunset by the stream, you open the bottle cap and drink vinegar, but don't spit out tears, holding a mobile phone in your hand, wrapping your head with a mop, humming a fool's song and dancing with a madman, wow! Whose pig is so cool, haha, April Fool's Day is here, pig, happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's joke sentence 4 1, I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

2. The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you.

3. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.

4. You are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it.

5. Why are you still so narcissistic? You always take selfies, which makes me want to see them.

6. Some jokes are serious at first. For example, I like you.

7. If no one tells you on April Fool's Day, no one really likes you.

8. Your smell makes me intoxicated. May I be tired forever in your arms. You are the lover I am looking for, the baby I love.

9. I've always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once we say it, we won't even have friends. But I can't control my feelings and summon up courage to say to you: you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

10, during your absence, you didn't even know how I spent my day.

1 1, this feeling has never been felt before. Every day, every breath, my heart is occupied, but I feel helpless. You fascinate me and have a special liking for you.

12, today is April Fool's Day. I have saved a year's love story, and finally I can tell my favorite person publicly. Such a sweet festival, you must spend it well!

13, I don't think we are really suitable to be friends. You'd better switch to be my wife!

14, there is a kind of tears called hard to give up, a kind of eyes called unforgettable, a kind of affection called heartbreaking, a kind of concern called wandering under the moon, a kind of acacia called missing autumn water, and a kind of love for you for a long time!

15, with you, the days are colorful; Life is tasteless when you are away.