Funny marriage stories of post-80s couples

Fei Fei and Meimei are good friends. Therefore, in Fei Fei’s heart, Meimei is her recycling bin and her emotional trash can. Feifei said to Meimei, you are my friend. If I don’t come to you for anything, why don’t I go to the Women’s Federation or those old ladies wearing red hoops on the street?

"What's wrong with you?" Meimei rushed to a small rice roll shop downstairs of Fei Fei's unit and saw three empty rolls in front of Fei Fei. bowl, but Feifei was still eating his fourth bowl of rice rolls. Meimei knew that whenever Feifei got into trouble with her husband, she would start to destroy herself by overeating. According to Feifei's own words, who was she working so hard to lose weight for? It's not like people say that the fat husband has a discerning eye and found such a beautiful wife. Therefore, it is easy to understand that Feifei’s weight loss effect is difficult to achieve.

"What's wrong with your husband again?" Meimei was straight to the point, straightforward and to the point. Meimei acts as a "fire fighter" every time, steady, accurate and ruthless! After Fei Fei finished his fourth bowl of rice rolls, he licked the red oil stuck to his mouth with his tongue, then held his breath and started to cry. This is a common manifestation of obesity.

Meimei was anxious and asked Feifei to tell her what happened to her husband first. Fei Fei dragged his voice and cried: "He is obsessed with 'Warcraft' again." "Oh -" Meimei made a sound of surprise and helplessness. If Fei Fei's husband was standing in front of her at this time, Meimei might go up and help her. He has a big mouth. Why does a man in his thirties always look like a child who has never grown up? Either playing mahjong and staying away from home all night; or going to the bar and not returning until drunk; or chatting on QQ and actually meeting netizens...

Fei Fei She said that after her husband became obsessed with "Warcraft", he comes home almost early in the morning every day and asks to play at home. He said that there is no lively Internet cafe at home. "I can't live this life..." Fatty was as pitiful as an abandoned cat, crying sadly.

There was no way, Meimei knew that Feifei came to her to ask her for advice. Meimei said in her heart that she should just kick off such a man, but when she said it, she couldn't help it. It became: "Fei Fei, these are not serious problems, although they are quite disgusting and disgusting." Meimei knows that a man like Fei Fei's husband is just a child and has not matured yet, so it is not an emotional affair. , he just doesn’t understand what marriage is. Since scolding and coaxing no longer work, then he has to seduce.

"What? Seduction?" Fei Fei's glasses widened, and her mouth opened wide in response. Meimei could see the cabbage leaves on Fei Fei's teeth. Meimei begins to teach Fei Fei how to seduce her husband.

On the first day, put on sexy pajamas, preferably black underwear, and wait for your husband to come back. If there is any movement at the door, you must first stand in front of the door with a kitchen knife. As soon as your husband opens the door, he suddenly falls into his arms and whispers, "I was scared to death. After you left, I was so scared to be alone at home. Okay." Fear. Your husband carried you into the bedroom, and then it was up to you.

The next day, you slept on the sofa alone. It was best not to cover yourself with anything. When your husband came back, you held his hand with cold hands and feet and said, "Husband, You must be tired and hungry. I'll cook you a bowl of noodles.

On the third day, you slept on the sofa the day before, and of course you caught a cold. You have to keep coughing in front of your husband. In the evening, after your husband comes home, you get up unsteadily, cough, and press your temples with your hands. Then you bring your husband foot-washing water. When you squat down to wash your husband's feet, you suddenly faint... Any man would be completely defeated.

On the first day, Fei Fei put on her underwear and pajamas as Meimei said and waited for her husband to come back. However, after waiting for a long time, I couldn't stand it any longer, and later I fell asleep with my kitchen knife in my arms. When my husband came back, he opened the quilt and was startled. He shouted: "Are you crazy? Why are you sleeping with a knife when your husband is not here?"

The next day, Fei Fei fell into a deep sleep on the sofa. I don’t know how long it took, but Fei Fei woke up from the cold. When she looked at the time, it was almost 4 o'clock. When she returned to the bedroom, the scene in front of her almost made her fat. It turned out that her husband was snoring and sleeping so soundly. Fatty got into bed, shivering with cold, and burst into tears.

On the third day, Fei Fei really caught a cold. When my husband came back in the evening, Fei Fei still went out of his way to fetch him water to wash his feet. But my husband yawned, stretched and said, "Go to sleep, I'm so sleepy." As soon as he finished speaking, the sound of snoring started.

Feifei called Meimei over like a 119 caller, sniffed and said: "Meimei, you killed me..."

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After hearing Fei Fei’s cry, Meimei rushed to the bathroom. Meimei laughed so hard that her contact lenses fell off, causing Meimei to lie on the bathroom floor looking for them all over the world.

"Fat, you stupid woman."