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Boiled Egg
Every Saturday, I sleep in and then get up to do my homework. But today, my parents want me to learn to fry eggs!
Get up early in the morning and go to the kitchen to start "work" I carefully took out an egg from the refrigerator and hurried to the bowl. Unexpectedly, when the soles of my feet slipped, the eggs flew out of my Wuzhishan immediately. I want to do the air relay, but it's too late. I can only watch the eggs fall to the ground and then "smash". I didn't want to sacrifice an egg, so I took another egg and started working. "
I broke the egg, and the egg white wrapped in yolk flowed down, which made people drool. Then I mixed the eggs and began to put oil! I took a bucket of salad oil and poured a little, which is not enough! Pour a little more, yeah! Too much, forget it, that's all. I poured the prepared eggs into the pot. In that short second, I suddenly remembered that I didn't put salt in it. I quickly put the salt into the pot, and the pot caught fire immediately. It's really burning. When the fire went out, a small bubble appeared on the egg. Out of curiosity, I touched the bubble with my hand, and my hand was burned red. Oil is jumping around like a group of naughty children.
After dozens of seconds, I thought I had put less salt just now, so I put a little more. When I saw that the eggs were almost ripe, I couldn't wait to have a taste. It was so salty that I rolled and crawled towards the glass ... Through this omelet, I realized my parents' hard work and learned to fry eggs. (I can't say that I have learned, I can only say that I have learned.) I will fry an egg for my parents every time I eat. Delicious!
Personnel:
My mother
There is an angel in my family who cares about me in every way in life-warm in the cold wind and cool in the hot sun. She is a person who pays silently without asking for anything in return. She is also a gentle and considerate, beautiful and dignified person.
At home, you can often see her busy figure. As soon as she entered the room, there was a faint fragrance in the air. Oh, the smell of washing clothes. Unconsciously, her back began to bow slightly, and her palm grinded out thick calluses. Once wet and smooth nails are often like broken walls. When I come back from school, there is always a strong smell in the air. Oh, that's her cooking in the kitchen. No matter which dish passes by her skillful hand, I can clap my hands and say it is wonderful. Every year, every month, every day, she will never refuse the position of "chef". She also fell ill once and was very ill. I'm a little surprised that angels get sick.
The weather was capricious a few days ago, hot and cold. One morning, because I got up late in cram school and was in a hurry, I casually put on a thin coat and went out. After school, I walked out of the classroom only to find that it had been raining for a long time, and I couldn't help shivering. I can't help but miss the warmth of that red coat. At this moment, she appeared in front of my eyes, as if she were an angel from the sky. She opened her bag, took out a red coat and put it on me, and took out a big umbrella from her bag. I was immediately pleasantly surprised. Does the angel's bag have extraordinary magic? Always take out what you need from it?
On the way home, she and I held a big umbrella. It rained harder and harder, but not a drop of rain fell on my shoulder. I can't help secretly surprised that this umbrella is so big that it can hold two people. I trudged all the way and finally reached my door. Just when I looked at this magical umbrella, I was surprised to find that half of her clothes were caught in the rain! It turns out that the angel's umbrella has been tilted! At that moment, thousands of thoughts turned into tears, and I gently called "Mom!" , suddenly jump into the arms of the angel.
Yes, that's right. She is indeed my dearest mother. With the passage of time, the angel's light ring gradually faded, but the magic of love never faded. Mom-an angel who will always protect me and give everything for me!
Things:
cute puppy
I have a very cute puppy. It has snow-white hair; A thin, short tail is constantly shaking; Two big round eyes reveal soft eyes; Shining like a sparkling pearl; A pair of beautiful ears stand on its head like two mountains.
The puppy has always been a "child" who is not picky about food in our family. One day, when I came home, I saw the puppy lying on the ground with hunger and drooping ears listlessly. But it's still a while before dinner. When I walked to the table, I found some pieces of hard bread. I picked it up and was about to throw it in the dustbin. The puppy suddenly saw it and immediately rushed in with its vigorous body at lightning speed. With all his strength, he jumped up like yue longmen, a carp, grabbed the hard bread from my hand, landed gently, immediately turned and rushed out of the door, and immediately wolfed it down in a deserted place.
The puppy is not only cute, but also a dutiful patrolman.
One night, we all entered a sweet dream. The dog closed his tired eyes and had a good sleep. Suddenly, the sound of stones rolling came from the window. The puppy pricked up its ears, opened its bright eyes, stood up and shouted out of the window, "Woof ……" Its loud bark was like a powerful hand, which pulled us back from our dreams. Mother got up anxiously and opened the curtains. It turned out that a lovely stray cat was foraging, and immediately ran away in fear when she saw the light. We are both ridiculous and exasperating. Isn't he a loyal soldier?
My relationship with the puppy is unusual! Every day when I come home from school, it will come out to meet me happily. The dog followed me for a while, circled around my feet for a while, and led me ahead for a while. Whenever I am unhappy, it always gently bites my foot with its teeth. Although I don't feel pain, it seems to make me stop worrying and play with him happily. Because it always makes me throw unhappy things outside the cloud nine and suddenly see the light, so the puppy is my best friend.
Scene:
first snow
This is the first snow since winter.
When it began to snow, it was accompanied by light rain. Soon, I saw goose feather-like snowflakes falling from the dense sky, and the ground turned white for a while. At night, the fields are very quiet, the snowflakes on the trees keep falling and creak occasionally, and the branches are crushed by snow.
It snowed heavily all night. In the morning, it cleared up and the sun came out. Push open the door and see, oh! What a heavy snow! Trees, houses and fields are covered with a thick layer of snow, and the world is made of jade. On the willow tree with all the leaves, it is covered with fluffy and shiny silver bars; Evergreen pines and cypresses in winter and summer are full of fluffy pines and heavy snowballs. A gust of wind blows, branches sway gently, silver bars and snowballs fall rustling, and jade snow powder flutters with the wind, reflecting the morning sunshine, which is obvious (this article is from the first model website, please keep this mark. ) with colorful rainbows.
The snow was so deep in the street that my feet creaked when I stepped on it. Groups of children are making snowmen and throwing snowballs in the snow. The shouts of joy almost shook the snow off the branches.
As the saying goes, "Xue Rui is a good omen". This is not superstition, but has sufficient scientific basis. Heavy snow in winter can freeze some overwintering pests to death; Snow water penetrates deep into the soil and can supply crops with growth. The heavy snow comes at a very timely time, which will definitely bring a bumper harvest to wheat. The experienced old farmer compared snow to "the quilt of wheat". The thicker the quilt is covered in winter, the better the wheat grows in spring. So there is another proverb: "Wheat covers three quilts in winter and sleeps with steamed bread next year."
Snow, you are the messenger of winter and a natural dancer!
After reading:
Thoughts on reading The Journey to the West
When I finished reading this heavy The Journey to the West for the third time, I felt a lot in my heart. For the first time, I feel that the Monkey King is very powerful, very good at playing and will change a lot; Tang priest is very incompetent; Pig eight quit like a lazy "worm"; The sand monk is a dispensable role. The second time, I think the Monkey King is very cute; Tang priest is very stupid; Pig Bajie is a silly thing; Friar Sand is a loyal disciple. This time I feel that the Monkey King is very clever and loyal (especially to Tang Priest). Tang Priest is very kind, simple and kind. Pig Bajie is silly and lovely; The sand monk gives the impression that he is honest and honest. In The Journey to the West, * * * got 998 1. In the end, the four of them went through hardships and gained the true scriptures. Of course, there are many hardships in the story, so I won't say more. The story of Journey to the West tells us that everything is difficult at the beginning, but as long as you can build up confidence and courage, you can succeed through hard work! It also confirms an old saying: everything is difficult at the beginning. As long as you persist from the beginning and make unremitting efforts, I believe that in the near future, success will definitely be yours! When I opened The Journey to the West, one of the four classical novels, I was immediately attracted by it. In the story, the Monkey King, who is stubborn, upright, witty and brave, Pig Bajie who is lazy, Friar Sand who works hard, and Tang Priest who is simple, are all vividly portrayed by the author. This book mainly tells the fairy story of four apprentices in the Tang Dynasty who went to the Western Heaven for Buddhist scriptures. Along the way, they crossed the flaming mountain and fought against Bai. After many difficulties and obstacles, they overcame the obstruction of one monster after another and finally achieved immortality. Through these stories, this book shows the Monkey King's spirit of never giving up until he reaches his goal. This story tells us profoundly that justice will triumph over evil, because truth will always exist and will never stop until it reaches its goal. This spirit is exactly what we teenagers need. Besides, it is no good to be lazy. Only wit, courage and determination can get twice the result with half the effort. When we encounter some setbacks and difficulties in our study or life, we should not give up. Setbacks and difficulties can be overcome. Why don't we use our brains, work hard and bite our teeth? Once the difficulties and setbacks are overcome, can victory be far behind?
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