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Han Han's Quotations of Dark Emotions

1, we used to love each other, and we insisted on fleeing. After being together, we blocked the door for a dog, we ate instant noodles together, and you still smiled contentedly. Baby, this life is either you or single.

I have three words to say to you. The first sentence is "I miss you!" The second sentence is "I miss you!" The third sentence is "I still miss you!" I hope I can kiss you before going to bed, hold you when I sleep, and see you when I wake up! I always hope so.

No matter how busy I am, I will treat you to coffee. No matter how cold I am, I will listen to your jokes. No matter how annoying I am, I will let you live well. No matter how tired I am, I will send you a message. No matter how bitter I am, I will stay with you.

When the sun goes down and rises again, everything changes, and if you are not careful, you can never go back.

5. Grass-roots love is like this: stability is the most realistic, accompany you to eat chaff and swallow vegetables, face the failure of life, never change your mind or deteriorate, no mistress has no troubles, and beauty and beauty are good.

6, I like your simple dress, like your innocent smile, like your optimistic mood, like you like clear water hibiscus, and my favorite is not only these, but also your kind and gentle heart!

7. Love is instantaneous, but affection is eternal. Love that can't be family will be annihilated sooner or later, and two people who can't be family will be separated sooner or later. I still believe in love, but I don't believe in love that can't be family.

8. High goat-online dating: outside the group, online and offline, calling each other husband and wife communication; Reply slowly, hang up quickly, and feel sorry for what Iraqis did; There will never be me in my heart, good, bad and different.

9. Send you Cupid's arrow, send you the old red line under the moon, send you the messenger of marriage, send you the spirit of love, and make your dream come true. In fact, what you want most is a beautiful love, so that two people who love each other can be affectionate and hold hands for a lifetime.

10, it's suffocating to watch your indifference and heartache to me! Is it good for everyone that I leave?

1 1, a young couple, no RV, few passbooks, never break up. Although poor, they are warm, never quarrel and often take a walk. Qi Xin has made concerted efforts to lay a good foundation for the family, and there are many ways to get rich, and wealth creation depends on both hands. The road ahead is still very long.

12, I shed my first tear for you. The story will always end in the end, but my sincere efforts are not the happiness you want.

13, if you don't seek glamorous love, you may not be happy behind. Love that does not seek wealth and luxury makes people so unreliable. Just seek the true combination of heart and heart, abandon material desires, love and love really set each other off and live an ordinary life.

14, I have a car and two wheels to take you around the world: I have a house until we retire and live in Taoyuan: I have money, earning interest in the bank, waiting to become your money, dear! Will you marry me with a house, a car and money?

15, you once told me that you would love me forever, you said forever, and then you walked away. It turns out that it is always the moment when you stop loving. I don't believe in love anymore

16, I guess your face through the bright moonlight outside the window; Through that cold screen, my heart kept pounding; Online dating is not an illusion, so I love you so much!

17, Newton discovered the gravity of the earth when he was thinking, Einstein discovered the law of conservation when he was thinking, and Columbus discovered the new world when he was thinking. When I was thinking, I found that my mind was full of you, which is irreplaceable in my life.

18. Marriage is a mirror. If two people are beautiful in the mirror, it will be beautiful. If two people hug each other and it's beautiful, it's even more beautiful. On the other hand, if a person is ugly, he will be twice as ugly. If they are both ugly, they will only be torn to pieces!

19, floats fly over the world of mortals, happiness comes like rain, sweet songs gather together and sing your past. Firecrackers explode the haze, happiness blows like the wind, and marriage and friendship are remembered. Wish you all the best.

20. I know I am not a good recorder, but I like to look back on the road I have traveled more than anyone else. I not only looked back, but also rushed forward angrily.

2 1, some things will not fade away no matter how long it takes. Although it is always treated coldly, it always hurts in my heart, and it will be miserable once it is touched slightly.

22. I am the hairpin on your head and kiss your hair every day; I am your favorite book leaf, enjoying the brilliance in your eyes every day; I am your invisible bodyguard, shielding you from the wind and sand every day. Dear, the bodyguard wishes you happiness!

23. There is no fixed model for success. As long as you try your best, do your best, pay and work hard, you will be very proud; As long as you have experienced, endured, honed and improved, you will be very successful. Friend, may you reap joy every day!

24. Work hard for business trips and meetings, entertain customers and have a few drinks. Cars are like running water on the way to work. Remember to put safety first. Cold, hot, sour and sweet are easy to hurt the stomach. This kind of life is really tiring. Take care of yourself!

25, out of school into the workplace, good-looking, unobtrusive, open-minded, hard-working, flexible and observing, integrating theory with practice, easy-going and making more friends, bragging and flattering, his own efforts are indispensable, and he is a gentleman who can bend and stretch.

26. In the face of problems, we can't shrink back, because shrinking back can't solve the problem. Only finding a way to solve it is the best policy.

27. Cigarettes fall in love with matches, which is a dedication to love. Mice fall in love with rice, which belongs to the pursuit of self-love. I'm in love with you. It's a godsend. I have no reason not to like you.

28. Every girl was originally an angel without tears, but she could never go back to heaven, because one day she met someone on earth and shed her first tear.

29. The fish took the bait because it fell in love with the fisherman, and it was willing to make the fisherman smile with its own life.

30. Mood is also easy to reveal from a person's behavior. People who are in a good mood are positive, cheerful and sincere in their attitude and expression. Facing my heart, I can say "I have a good mood" without fear!

In love, there are many thieves. Time steals youth, dullness steals the past, and temptation steals vows; Therefore, the failure of love often lies in: can not stand time, can not stand dullness, can not stand temptation. I wish you sweet love!

32. True love is like a flower. Although it will experience storms, it will always bloom and be beautiful. True love is like water. It experienced setbacks in drifting in Wan Li, but it always faced the East. True love is like tea. Although bitter, it is worth tasting her enduring mika. I still believe in love.

33. When you love, there is not necessarily a return; No matter how good you are to a person, he may not be so good to you. Love is sometimes just a lonely and bitter effort. But who told you to fall in love? I had to wipe away my tears and regard all my sufferings as cultivation. I cultivated you. I just hope that I can make a positive result and learn that everything in the world is not up to me.

34. What makes love last is not rhetoric, but dribs and drabs. I am good to you, and you depend on me. Honey, this is the true meaning of love. Let's start having sex!

35. There is no pain in liking someone. It may be a long pain to love someone, but the happiness he gives me is also the greatest happiness in the world.

36. A mansion is not the other shore of love, BMW is not the sail of love, diamonds are not the fetters of love, money is not the menu of love, and you are the harbor of love, and happiness is endless.

37. The man said that he has three treasures, an old house, an old cow and an old wife, and the old wife is the treasure among treasures. With an old house, a home that can shelter from the wind and rain, and a hot kang that can lie and dream. With the old cow, there is a good helper for farming and plowing. With a wife, life is chewy, and the more you chew, the more fragrant you are.

38. I believe there are netizens in this world, but I don't believe in online dating. In reality, most people use their real names to tell lies, while others use pseudonyms to tell the truth and spend more time bragging.

39. The combination of two people depends on love, their life depends on responsibility, and their relationship depends on trust. Only when you are lovers in these three aspects can you be regarded as a true lover and spend a lifetime together. The glamorous side is only the surface, not the only thing that determines the fate of two people after marriage.

40. I still believe in love. I only hope that the wrong love will leave early, the false love will give up early, the single love will end early, the pure love will be left to the past, and the mature love will accompany the future. If you have true feelings, please give him sweetness and security with your tolerant heart and trusting eyes.

4 1, no car and no house, we can rent a bungalow, ride a donkey to work, have no money and no food, we can eat humble meals, no flowers and no carpets, and we can wear plain clothes. Grassroots love soup, taste it together!

42. House and love: low-rent housing represents cheap love, and only short-term love contracts can be signed; Commercial housing represents a happy humble abode and can sign a long-term love contract; The villa represents Scottish style and can sign a lifelong love contract.

43. How much trouble does a silent life have? Let go of the cold spring and autumn. Worry is nothing more than love and hate, entanglement is nothing more than worry, courage and helplessness, and decisively wave to the future. No matter how hard it is, it's hard to help yourself move forward. No matter how tired you are, you will never stop singing.

44. The same quality is smarter than the price; The same price is more cost-effective than quality The same life is better than happiness and freedom; The same feelings last longer than giving! I wish grassroots love a long time!

45, the rest of the flutes fly quietly, scattered into the spring breeze. In this nocturne, the willow is broken, and no one can afford to be homesick.

46. I still believe in love and time will test us. True love needs no reason, but tacit understanding will make it last. If you long for the happiness of true love, you believe that true love lasts for a long time (next88). May there be lovers in the world, moved by mountains and rivers, and have a happy life.

There are so many post offices, but we just happen to stop at the same station. No big deal. You have to walk on your own in the future. Even if we can't support each other to the end, you are still frozen in my most beautiful memory.

48. What is online dating? A game, a dream? A thousand and one nights in the eyes of others, the romance in my heart. In fact, the network is just a channel, as long as you pay sincere love, you can dance in the virtual space.

49. I heard that you were sentenced to life for dating a girl, and you were asked to accompany her every day, tell her jokes, buy a house and turn the door. Congratulations, hero. You are finally dead!

50. Give love to the house and you will have a home; Give love to urban and rural areas, and there will be society; give justice to mankind, and there will be civilization; Give love to you and me, it will be sweet. May sweetness always accompany us!

5 1. Love is a flower that grows on the edge of a cliff. If you want to pick it, you must have courage.

52, three-point strong medicine, perseverance as the leading factor, experience is the pot of medicine, the lesson is to control the temperature, boil the healing medicine, drink it after failure, the medicine inspires confidence, dispels the cloud of failure, the heart hurts immediately, and then meets the suffering.

53. When I was in love in the past, I was affectionate. Born in a poor place, I can't take care of my family when I go out; A good wife works without complaint, and her career will eventually come; From then on, I have no worries about food and clothing, and my feelings are deeper than in previous years!

54. It took me a century to wait. Although I don't know where you and your tomorrow are, I still believe that I love you. As long as there is love in my heart, I can spend another century for you until I meet you again and become your only one.

55. Touching beautiful love, golden couple, no one can guess, can't stand the baptism again and again, which proves that love can't be a dead letter, and she also needs tolerance and understanding, otherwise there will be no bread and milk, and there will be no happiness and happiness!

56.20 1 1 Continue to strengthen unfinished business, unfinished pursuit, unfinished ideal and unfinished love; I hope you will continue on 20 12. I wish you 20 12 success and brilliance, good luck, happiness, sweetness, contentment and satisfaction!

57. Aesop: People with thoughts in the world should first think of online dating and then start to do it; Tolstoy: Happy online dating is similar, while unhappy online dating has its own misfortune; Dante: People will ask you to go online.

58. Grassroots are also affectionate and infatuated; With you around, every day is sunny; I would rather suffer myself than make my wife tired; Be a man and do your job happily; There is a virtuous wife at home, no matter how hard it is!

You said you wouldn't leave, but in the blink of an eye, you were gone. There have been many such love pains in life, why should we continue to believe? I no longer believe in love.

60, there is pressure, it doesn't matter, brothers are together; The road is bumpy, you won't panic, brothers rush together; There is danger, not afraid, brothers seek wisdom together; It is normal to have difficulties, and brothers should knock it down together; Brotherhood is better than the sea, and we will work together to create the future!

6 1, if God wants to destroy a person, he will shill his madness. But I've been crazy for so long, why hasn't God killed me?

62. With a salute, I married a daughter-in-law, Hua Yuerong. My husband is a local cannon, but my mother is rich and not swollen. The old man can't laugh, and the family is diligent and peaceful. I wish the young couple kindness and love, and spend the ups and downs of life.

63, love is not complicated, just three words come and go, either I love you, or I hate you, or forget it. How are you? Sorry.

64. Love preservative: an unchanging heart, 36 mysterious plans, 72 changes, and 365 constant surprises. Kill aesthetic fatigue, and love will always remain alive.

65. "One" and "heart" constitute "love", which also stands for "same". The true meaning of love is to be United with him (her), be of one heart and one mind, with one heart and one mind. Why worry about not finding true love? Let go and enjoy the chase!

66. Virtual space has my lingering love. Dear, never refuse my love. I want to make online dating perfect. I want to give you a lifetime of love and a lifetime of honey!

67. Treat yourself as a person before success, and treat others as people after success-success can not only bring people a sense of accomplishment, but also self-expansion. Always maintain a respectful attitude towards others in order to win their respect.

68. In order to carry out the Party's teaching and maintain the stable development of society, we will no longer waste the limited resources of the country for you and me. We don't want the life of two families, and let other handsome guys and beautiful women think about us every day. Forev

69, hoe tools in hand, look up at the sunset, the old man wiped his sweat, and his wife took it. The cool breeze is very pleasant. When the weather is cool, the husband and wife live together and water the crops.

70. When I was moved by the pain, my wife accompanied me for 40 years. I shed tears for the college student who insisted on giving up true love and had a bright future for ten years without regrets. True love is like wind. Although I can't see it, there is a sound. I still believe in love.

7 1, rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar tea, all in other people's homes. The life of earning money by working must be very stressful. Grassroots couples are never easy, and the pressure of naked marriage takes years. Live with Meimei and try to raise children!

72. Romance is a beautiful dress. It is impossible to wear it every day, but occasionally. What you need to wear every day is the ordinary coat of marriage. Although ordinary, it is indispensable.

73. When the donkey and the horse got married, without my greetings, they gave birth to a mutant mule. When butterflies and moths got married, they gave birth to children without my greetings. Today, you got married like a tiger and a wolf. I want to send my blessing quickly. I wish everyone a happy life.