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Xu Siduo scolded the Korean line.

There is also a big otaku in the mansion door. Look at your QQ user name. Do you really think you are Bai Jingqi? And a big fake Gucci bag. Wearing the most crazy converse canvas shoes! Feel that you are at the forefront of fashion?

The words "loyal to the revolution, loyal to the party" are tattooed on the head of the left shoulder, and the words "love me and don't go" are tattooed on the head of the right shoulder, wearing a pair of tattered jeans, all painted in Braille, and I don't want to remember anything.

There's an electrician's sign on it! Where is the princeling who installed the old electric field for me?

You spent a long time inking with someone's boss in Xidan National World, and spent 85 yuan on a pair of LEVIS pants full of holes.

Boast whenever you meet an acquaintance-"I'm serious!" "What the hell happened? What's so much? Huh? Really, just spend more money. What are you smelling?

You spent 200 yuan on a T-shirt and a bowl of chaos 1 is too expensive! After two drinks, I still want to return it.

Let me ask you something. Do you donate 1 cent for earthquake relief?

You are always like this. You point to people in the street and say, "This norm is not correct. This norm is not correct." How can you have the heart to play? Are you pretending to be a dog with a hat? Huh?

There are many people who gloat. I don't know what you think. Are you still worthy of being human? Huh? When are you still talking nonsense?

How can we have fun if we don't watch CCTV 1 and stop broadcasting TV series? There are also coordinates east longitude 135 degrees and north latitude 4 1 degree. IP belongs to Sujiatun, Shenyang, Liaoning, and a woman pops up. Just because I can't play the dance troupe these days, the web browser has no color and I was scolded.

You son of a bitch, why are you so incoherent when you talk? Huh?

Let's not say that the Northeast can't be lost, right? Anyway, you lost all the people in the dance troupe, you know? And what game is that dance company? See if you are fascinated by only-up, down, left and right, the space left in your brain?

Look at the keyboard you pressed. The shelf life is not over half. It has been repaired five times in the factory.

What did you eat? Why are you so persistent? Huh?

In order to express the deep condolences of the people of the whole country to the compatriots killed in the Wenchuan earthquake in Sichuan, May 2008 19 to 2 1 was a national mourning day. At the same time, national and overseas institutions will fly flags at half mast to mourn and stop public entertainment activities, do you know?

It's enough to let you surf the internet and open the webpage. Don't you think you have color?

Color is in our hearts, and we look at every page with our heart.

Do you know why your pupils are only black and white? Because you are not from China!

You can't feel that our compatriots are in hot water. How can you be so selfish? Huh?

I strongly urge you to give you the whole press conference in the prime time of CCTV 1 7: 00 pm, wearing Huang Ma's armor and shackles! Tell me what you're thinking!

I think your outlook on life is a little too Korean! I think those people you scold are too like-minded with a few Koreans on the Internet! Forget people like you.

Next, I appeal to our young people. Stop pretending. Nobody is looking at you, really! People who like you, you like you with bare arms! People don't like you. You wear Dior and Armani, and people think you are disgusting, you know? Huh?

Others leave a Saiyan head, press a thumbtack under their mouth, learn Edison Chen in the aisle, and leave Taiwanese when they speak. It doesn't matter. Is there something wrong? Who can tell me what is right?

Who hasn't been young? Those who scold you just envy you! What you do is only your personal aesthetics, just like filming foreigners, it will not be popular after a long time. This page has just turned over.

In fact, you have no sense of superiority, because you are from China, and you think Japan and South Korea are better than China, so you put yourself in other people's small circle. Who admitted it? Huh?

Do you think Futian Kangfu and Li Robot Cat are good? You're like an undercover agent from Korea and Japan.

Just pretend to be different from me, think differently and think differently in China, then you are not human!

Even if you immigrate to Korea, Koreans will treat you as a foreigner. Because the people of China are connected by blood!

I can't help it, it's a fact! No one can change it.

Remember. We are from China!

We young people. It is the waist and shoulders of our motherland! Do something practical for the country! Donate some money to the disaster area.

Some people say that I have no money. You have no money. You spent more than 1000 on a PSP! I can't understand any games! What's the point of buying one?

You have no money, so you spend more than 900 yuan on a pair of pants. You don't even blink when you swipe your card.

If you have no money, how can you play a dance troupe and brush your horn! How to play Warcraft, how to play legends, and how to charge cards?

It costs more than 30 yuan to get a card. Huh?

You have no money. Why not sing afternoon songs? You have no money. You spent more than 300 yuan on a skateboard.

You have no money, you change your mobile phone more frequently than anyone else!

If you have no money, go to KFC and McDonald's and sit and pretend to be human.

You have no money. What do you wander around Taobao every day?

Without money, you will be pregnant with Jack, Danny and Chivas Regal.

No money, you drive in the car? (Nanhe dialect) I donated all the people who can't even afford bicycles.

This man, why is he here? People have become wolves.

Now, it's time to prove your values and develop your humanitarian spirit.

I believe we all have a kind of love. No matter what occupation, status or position you are, you may be a thief. It doesn't matter, we share weal and woe! Because we are from China!

We are a family.

(Jet Li tone) Remember, our descendants of dragons are the best people in the world! I hope our generation of young people can be as patriotic as they love themselves.

(Korean) I hope the people of China will unite as one and tide over the difficulties together! United as one, earthquake relief!

Narrator.

Here, I am very grateful to every PLA soldier under the correct leadership of the Central Military Commission.

You are the most lovely people, and the motherland really needs you!

You are shouldering this glorious and sacred task and have not worked hard day and night for the highest interests of the people.

On behalf of my 10000 fans, I salute you!

Also, every friend who gives love to the disaster area. One side is in trouble, and all sides support it! Earthquakes are merciless. You have inherited the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation, and you are the real China people.

And all the assistance from the international community all over the world. Thank you for your concern. The people of China will always remember you!

You will always be friends of the people of China!

спасибо! (Russian)

Thank you very much.

Agradedo (Portugal)

Thank you very much (French)

Willendank (German)

Arabic

Gansa Hamnida

どうも ありがとう ございます

(Mongolian)

Thank you very much (Jinzhou dialect)