Who can tell a joke that makes people laugh immediately?

1, a leader made a report: "Now men and women are equal, lesbians stand up ..." All the lesbians present stood up and waited for instructions. The leader turned a page and continued to read: "Yes".

2. I once went shopping with my boyfriend and told him to play trust games. I closed my eyes and he led me away. I persisted for a long time and got on the subway smoothly. There were many people on the subway, but my boyfriend helped me sit down. Then, he attached it to my ear and whispered, "Don't open your eyes, this seat was given by someone else ..."

3. Go shopping with my female colleagues today. A little girl selling flowers ran over and pulled me and said, Brother, why don't you buy a flower for my sister? I can't buy street flowers in front of others, so I say, look, my brother has no money. The little girl looked at my shriveled pocket, and her lovely and simple face collapsed instantly. She said, uncle, don't come out to pick up girls without money, wasting everyone's time!

One night, a shy boy tried to hold a girl's hand. Man: "Xiaoli, can I hold your hand?" Woman: "thank you, no, I can carry it myself."

5. After watching the black 100-meter race, an old lady wiped her tears and said, "Scared to death! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot, but they fired without aiming. The children are scared to run away, and the rope can't stop them! "

6. Once upon a time, there was a sister who didn't know where she heard a god's advice-that it was very effective to wash her hair and protect her hair with egg white. After trying it at home on a whim, she wanted to wash her hair, which was miserable-but the water temperature was too high to wash out an egg flower, and as a result, the girls were smoothing their hair all day. ...

7. Every time a wife quarrels with her husband, she has to go to the toilet for half a day. When this happens more often, the husband has to ask his wife, "What are you doing in the toilet? It seems quite Japanese? " The wife said, "Brush the toilet!" The husband asked, "Can you get rid of the air by brushing the toilet?" The wife said, "I don't know. Anyway, every time I use your toothbrush,