Funny quotations from a family in Northeast China.

Problem description:

Interesting language

Analysis:

It suddenly occurred to me that people in Northeast China had a series of two-part allegorical sayings about toads.

People usually say:

Toad wants to eat swan meat-fantastic.

In the "East":

Toad carries a small hand on his back-a cold rush to the local leader.

Toad crossing the street-when you refuel a camouflage jeep, you are still swishing around.

A feathered toad-an exotic bird.

Toad has a small hand on his back-the treasure in the palm.

Toad yawns-a lot of breathing

There are some other lines that are also funny:

Children don't sleep-they are lazy.

The lazy donkey doesn't take the bait-it owes a cigarette.

Pour salted duck eggs-owe to dig

Weeds in the garden-your hug

You bring me potatoes right away.-Roll the ball.

The old lady with little feet plays football-it's definitely the cutting edge.

Dogs have horns.-Everything.

The police arrested his father-business as usual.

Oil shuttle is a short training for nothing.

Small sparrows lay big goose eggs-your breath is not small.

Your eyes are swollen. Look at me-the way you look at me is too vague.

Beard on the palm-an old hand

Soak a cucumber in ten jars of vinegar-you'll turn sour.

Small sparrows lay big goose eggs-your breath is not small.

The little sparrow wants to beat the old thief without looking at who I am.

There are difficulties to overcome and no difficulties to create.

A proud civet cat is as fierce as a tiger, and a lonely chicken is not as good as a chicken.

There is a big wallet on the ground. You said it wasn't a bow.

Don't degenerate in debauchery, but metamorphose in silence.

There are thousands of children in China. If this one doesn't work, we'll change it.

There is no one-way street in love, whether you are always short or short.

Since ancient times, no one has died in life, leaving Shan Xin soaked in alcohol.

There are many people here today, except for empty seats.

Two love birds, a pair of poor butterflies.

You can't blame society for pointing fingers, and you can't blame anything for hard times.

It's all my fault, plus the moon.

Don't steal, rob, oppose the people and the Party.

The more I look at you, the more insidious you are, just like this topic. Get out! Get out of this topic.

Professor by day, beast by night.

The wall is pushed down by everyone, and the drums are broken.

He looks haggard and looks like the old society.

Too many lice don't itch, too many debts don't worry.

I'm blind and I'm wrong about people.

There is grass by the roadside and a talkative donkey.

Dogs with pigs are confused.

There is no room for two ounces of sesame oil in a dog's stomach.

Don't take bean curd as dry food.

The house leaks when it rains all night. When children eat too much in famine years, they use cold water to plug their teeth and fart in their heels.

Thirty is not a wave, forty is a wave, fifty is at the top of the wave, sixty waves push the front wave, and seventy waves hit the back wave.

Eat and drink with you and call you big brother. Find a rich * * * and make up your mind to make a lot of money.

How much seniority, contribution, level and background.

Marry a chicken with a chicken, a dog with a dog, and a donkey with a mountain.

Bitter mouth, blocked heart, it is better to be widowed and happy.

Get up earlier than chickens, eat worse than pigs, and do more than donkeys.

A pervert in human skin, a rogue in plain clothes, a pervert.

There is no end to hard work. One day is equal to twenty years, not to mention the inspection at six o'clock in the evening, and it is difficult at six o'clock in the morning.

Youth is gone, property is less, status is even smaller, and wife has run away.

No smoking, no drinking, no touching when dancing.

Give you a two-word folk saying: what a suck! Two-word Buddhist term: retribution

It's not dung beetles who is afraid of dung, and it's not me who is afraid of death.

Awesome, cool, unparalleled.

Although a fly is small, it is also a piece of meat.

Standing is not shorter than people, sitting is not shorter than people, lying is not shorter than people, and eating is not less than people.

Ten people, eight yellow, two perverts. Ten people, eight evils, two false clean. Ten people, eight, and two * * *.

People who make money effortlessly, people who are tired of eating delicacies, people who walk without touching the ground, people who secrete too much hormones, and people who are ineffective in fighting corruption.

A wife is like tea. The more you drink, the weaker it gets. Lovers are like wine, the more you drink, the more you drink. Wife is the main theme, and lover is a romantic drama. The wife is a domestic feature film and the lover is a pirated VCD. Without a mistress around a man, a good tree grows white. Men don't keep canaries. They have nothing in the world. There are no pheasants around men, either without money or with kidney deficiency.

It's your Tang Priest who got the scriptures, and it's my grandson monkey who got into trouble. When I look in the mirror, I am not alone. I am a hard-working and loyal sand monk. Do you really think I'm white?

Heavenly spirits, earthly spirits, goblins and goblins will appear soon, and the heavenly soldiers will invite me. The heavenly queen is in a hurry. Please come to Tathagata, the Monkey King, Maggie Cheung, Nicholas Tse, Swallow and Ling Huchong.