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Real people never laugh at themselves.
Normal people think. I am loved. Because we cultivate feelings.
Because I love you. So I am loved.
Normal people cultivate feelings with feelings to meet each other's emotional needs. Mainly to give love.
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Narcissistic personality disorder patients think. I am loved. Because I am excellent.
Because I need your love. So I try to be excellent.
Patients with narcissistic personality disorder. Use my efforts to become excellent. Please others. Achieve the goal of being loved. Mainly to possess love.
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People demand truth. They don't ask for falsehood. Truth is valuable. Fake is worthless.
The value of life lies in truth. It is plain, not false.
Vigorous is false, illusory, vain and worthless.
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The evolved monkeys are called people. The evolved monkeys are called countries.
Humans. Life expectancy is only one hundred years.
Don't eat or drink. Starving to death. Die of thirst.
I don't urinate much. Suffocate to death.
Reproduction. The most primitive way of sexual intercourse.
Relying on the wisdom and strength of the collective. Almost like ants.
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Just a bunch of self-righteous animals.
No one can insult you. Except yourself.
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Humans are like other wild animals. Blessed by heaven, sunshine and rivers. Grassland. Plants and animals are alive.
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The sheep gnawed at the grass hard. I eat hard. Is a reward for the earth.
The best way to repay the universe. Is to live well. I see what humans eat without the earth.
It depends on human efforts. Only today. There is no earth. Just try it.
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People live. Just waiting to die.
The road to death is so boring.
Someone is running for president.
Someone went to repair the car.
Someone went to dig shit.
Everyone is bored.
So ... Don't let go of any career. Love. Marriage. It looks too heavy.
Life is like this. Don't add some mental burden to yourself.
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All men are equal in the wealth given by God. More than 20 thousand days of life.
The emperor. Busy and tired. Haggle over every ounce and be happy for 200 days.
Beggar. Happy and carefree. Generosity. More than 20 thousand days of happiness.
A person's life is just over 20,000 days.
Who owns real wealth? Who deserves to live?
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You see life as a movie.
Popular. Is the protagonist of life. Living is meaningful.
Not popular. It's a supporting role There is no point in living.
This is a movie. Not real life.
People say hello. You feel good about yourself. Say you are not good. You feel terrible.
Is someone else a director? Are you an actor? Life is not a movie.
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It's not that society can't tolerate us,
We can't tolerate society,
Can't tolerate their position in society.
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Everyone is unique. Have their own wonderful. But ... most people don't understand. They want to live like everyone else. Be a beautiful slave to others. According to other people's lives. Set a beautiful standard. And then pursue it.
2. Maybe make a movie of your life. Will touch countless people. But ... you don't think your life is wonderful. It's really stupid
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1, emperor. Being a beggar is all you are. Not yourself.
2. Most people. I regard my identity as myself.
3. actually. Popular. This is your identity. Not yourself.
I lost myself. Insist. I am the owner of this dog. I am the king of mankind. I'm not me. I am who I am.
5. Very good. Ordinary. It's all comparison Are all social definitions. In fact, people are the same.
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He drives his BMW. You went your own way.
Everyone looks down on you. what can I do?
The big deal is that he is proud.
They just go home and eat their food.
I thought you were going home for dinner.
Then I got bored.
There's nothing to run out and play with others. Come out and compare again.
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Just like children in kindergarten. I have more toys than you.
Okay, okay, okay. You have more toys than me. Your woman is more beautiful than me.
Your house is bigger than mine. My figure is better than mine. More capable than me. The car is better than me Everything is better than me.
Good boy. You're amazing. Uncle is gone. You have fun.
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To put it bluntly. This society. It's just an enlarged kindergarten.
A group of children are fooling around. Just boring.
Being bullied is nothing.
Similar to childhood pranks between children.
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Being bullied by a king of the children. They're just some. King of children.
You are Camfrog. Robot cat.
They are daxiong. Stephanie
Adults. Keep making trouble. Throw it.
This is just an enlarged version of a street boy. Time. Location. The body is different.
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Don't understand life. Don't understand life. It's called high marks and low energy.
It's just a group of capable children accumulating material wealth.
Than go. It's nothing more than self-deception
Rich. Material victory method.
No money. Spiritual victory method.
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You are playing a game. This is not your game.
It's too serious.
It becomes a game to play with you. Not that you are playing games.
What's wrong with living so seriously?
Seriously, you lose.
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Do you live to be a good person?
Can Excellence make you happy?
What is Excellence?
Is Excellence the value of being a man?
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What is value?
Value is a concept that people come up with.
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Those lions and tigers on the African grassland. Cattle. They are still alive.
They are not as good as humans.
So ... their existence is worthless? Is that so?
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At the wax museum. A set of wax figures of jewelry. Famous brand clothes. Watch "Big Man". Big shot.
Oh, my God. This is amazing. I want to make a wax figure.
We usually call such people mental derangement.
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Money slaves. Moral slave. Identity slave. This is no longer a phone call. Call it the walking dead
There is no difference between living and dying. It's like I never lived.
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It is really good enough.
But what?
I looked at them. Living is not as good as wild animals.
The most worthless people are these so-called outstanding successful people.
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People live for happiness. Not to live for value.
What value? The value of happiness?
What is happiness? Happiness is happiness. Happiness is to think.
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The value of living. Not excellent. In freedom
You said you would live forever. Think about what? Isn't it a picture of happiness?
Happiness is letting go. Freedom is happiness.
Freedom means being a dog if you want to be one.
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Life itself is priceless.
The value of life is innate. There is no need to ask outside.
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Are you dumber than others?
Because you have wisdom. So you can read books. Books are just a medium.
Wisdom is in your heart. Otherwise, you will not be able to read.
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Is the activity of brain neurons spirit?
Can't spirit create matter out of thin air?
How did the material wealth of human society come from?
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Being brave and strong is not pretending to be cool. But get down on your knees and cry before you stand up.
Because you are eager to be an excellent person. I crushed myself.
Don't forgive yourself for being an ordinary person. A short person. Bad people.
You don't forgive yourself for being a person with low morality.
You are forcing yourself to be a good person. An honest man.
You are forcing yourself to be hypocritical.
You are abusing yourself. So you're in pain.
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People are humble. Life is also humble. People are ignorant. Humans are stupid.
Life is meaningless. Society is meaningless.
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The so-called positive attitude towards life.
It is nothing more than establishing a concept of honor and disgrace.
The screw of a qualified social machine. Social value.
Pretending to play. Put on airs Search chapters and sentences. A set of words and sentences. Very impressive. Justice is awe-inspiring
It's called being cool. This is called hypocrisy.
A set of living standards. Has become a burden on your heart.
Finally. People work hard.
Completely deny the natural value of human beings.
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In the army. They are all military uniforms.
In the company All suits.
What is freedom? Freedom means that you don't have to be a person.
What is life? Life is just a few decades
In order to be a successful person. No different from soldiers in the army.
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It is shameful to be bullied.
Self-deception is even more shameful.
It is glorious not to be bullied.
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So you can't stand insults.
I was insulted. Deduct 1 minute.
Be bullied. Deduct another point.
Buckle it to the end You feel deprived of the value of being a human being.
It is nothing more than a concept of honor and disgrace. These are just abstract concepts. None of this matters.
The most important thing in life. It is happiness.
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If you persist in deceiving yourself.
Shocked. Coma. This is a system of self-deception, which is nature. There is no one who does not deceive himself.
Lu Xun. Just a leftist scholar.
Too much emphasis on people's social value. Forgot the natural value of human beings.
Social man. Natural person.
Don't grade yourself with these concepts of honor and disgrace.
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You want miracles. God gave you life.
Life itself is a miracle. Other planets. There is no life.
Why is the earth full of life?
You should eat grass. Grass grows on the earth.
You need water. There is water in the river.
You want to eat meat There are animals.
You want to eat fruit. Pick the fruit from the tree.
You should be happy. Flowers grow in the grass.
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God is so generous.
On the surface, it depends on human beings themselves. Actually, it's raised by the earth.
Lions. Wolves. Elephant. Zebra, everyone is laughing at you. Despise you. Say you are a pig, incompetent and stupid. Idiot.
Pigs pass through them. Find your own grass. Swimming pool.
Finally, one day. The pig found his own happiness.
The world is so big. Even pigs. You can also find your own happiness. -
Why does it hurt? Because I feel unhappy.
Why do you feel unhappy?
Because of many delusions.
Why do you think too much? Because I lost myself. Lose your true self.
Why do you lose yourself? Because there are too many masks?
Take off the mask. You can get rid of delusion. You can find yourself.
No pain. Not sad.
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People with a strong sense of happiness. Look down on life. Whatever happens. Everyone is calm.
He can do it. Honor and disgrace are not surprised. Keep order. No matter what the environment, what the encounter. Can adapt. Take it lightly. Survival of the fittest.
Don't panic if you don't mind. Calm down. Step by step. Clear thinking. So whatever he does, Can do very well.
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A world in a flower. A leaf is like a Buddha?
Newton is under the tree. I was smashed by an apple. It was an epiphany.
A fruit, a world. Cosmic world. Domestic law. universal gravitation
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Money = material = fruits of joint labor.
A group of people ganged up and used each other. I don't think there is any future.
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The Monkey King. If you don't have all the skills. Still dare to learn from the scriptures?
The Monkey King. If there is no Tang priest as a spiritual pillar. I gave up long ago.
The Monkey King. A skill. I have thought about giving up many times.
Did Tang Priest ever give up the idea of learning from the scriptures?
Even though the disciples have left. One person. Never give up.
Death. Abuse. Insult. Abundance Female color
Don't shake the Tang Priest's determination. Courage.
Who is brave? Who is strong? Who is the hero?
Strong and unyielding. Wealth cannot be lewd. Don't change your ambition because of poverty and humble status.
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A psychologist posted a big blank sheet of paper in the classroom.
There is a small black dot on the white paper.
Except for the small black spots, the whole paper is white.
Then he asked the students: What do you see?
All the students said they saw a small black spot.
Nobody said they saw a big blank sheet of paper,
Everyone only saw the little black dot.
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No one is perfect. Gold cannot be pure.
Defects don't hide Yu.
People are not sages, how can they be without faults?
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This city is just a huge reinforced concrete building built in the wilderness. Compared with the vast rural areas, it is actually weak. I almost laughed: it was just human tinkering with the earth, but people were used to pretending. In other words, man's mending of the earth is like a child playing a building block game-it's really just a game. The rules of the game are not innate, but formulated by society.
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A group of monkeys. A big monkey nest was built on the earth.
A group of ants. A big ant nest was built on the earth.
Tiny human beings. Self-righteous.
No one is great. And no one is poor.
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People who look down on you. Are children who are not sensible.
Mature person. Won't look down on you.
You have to argue with the children.
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The greatest wealth is inner peace.
Everyone's dead. What's the use of asking for money?
People are not dead. Being rich is not happiness. Might as well die.
Maturity brings inner peace.
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People live all their lives. Immoral. Not for Excellence. Not for greatness. Not for ambition. Not for ideals. Not suitable for people with social responsibility.
It's about being human.
Gifted flowers. Trees. Ant bird life. Let them blossom. Mature.
People are the same. The responsibility to live. Just to grow up.
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Yue Buqun. Dong Fangbubai. Mu Rongfu.
These people. I don't even know how to love myself.
I don't think I deserve to be loved.
Only the rich have the right. Will be respected by people. Be recognized. Attach importance to.
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A thousand readers have a thousand Hamlets, but Hamlet will not become King Lear.
There are a thousand hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people. The key is what Hamlet looks like in your eyes.
A thousand people see a thousand of you. The key is what you look like in your eyes.
No matter what others think of you. You are you.
Not because of other people's opinions. It's getting better. Or go bad.
Someone's eyes. You are a bad person.
Someone's eyes. You are a good man.
Some people think you are rubbish.
Some people regard you as an elite.
but ...
You are not a bad person. And not a good person.
Not garbage. Not elite.
You are an ordinary person. not too good , not too bad
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A thousand readers have a thousand Hamlets, but Hamlet will not become King Lear.
Everyone has different values. So ... everyone has a different opinion of you.
One hundred people. All kinds.
The same painting. 100 people. There are 100 comments.
The key is what you think of yourself.
Have your own life. Don't compete with others.
No matter what others think of you.
You are still you. Ordinary people. Not good, not bad.
Don't feel inferior and don't be proud. Keep a normal heart
People think you are excellent? You are excellent?
Others look at your garbage? Are you garbage?
That's someone else's opinion. Can't change you.
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Crusaders. Three heavenly kings. Nothing more than making a contribution. Meet the romantic chivalry. Jihad spirit. The so-called recapture of the holy land.
Act for yourself.
Actually, they are all kings. I also want to be a knight's medal won by myself. Flaunt oneself as a true knight. Act for yourself.
According to other people's lives. Set a beautiful standard. And then pursue it. It's really stupid
There was an emperor in China. Let the emperor not do it. Give yourself a nickname. Commander-in-chief of the world military forces. What else did you take? 1 product salary.
Act for yourself.
According to other people's lives. Set a beautiful standard. And then pursue it. It's really stupid
Quixote
A down-and-out guy, obsessed with knight novels. So I decided to become a knight and travel around. Make a lot of jokes.
You're fighting the windmill in your head. Think of the windmill as a giant. Treat the village girl as a princess. Act for yourself. Ah. Great knight. Embark on a journey in the sunset.
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What is wonderful? What is wonderful for others? Yours isn't it?
Other people's can be written in the book? Making a movie? Not yours?
According to other people's lives. Set a beautiful standard. And then pursue it. It's really stupid
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What is value?
There is no value in the world. There are many people talking about it. You have values.
What is value?
There is no such thing as value in the world. Value is a concept invented by people.
Social machine. Mainstream values. The core logic is.
People themselves are of little value.
Not excellent. Is shameful.
No progress. Is shameful.
People just want to make progress. Human society is to make progress.
Excellent and glorious. Very valuable.
It is shameful not to be excellent. No value.
Because I am excellent. I am very strong. So I am honored. So I am very happy. Is that so? Is this self-deception?
Is it happiness to satisfy your own desires? The new spiritual victory law. Ah q spirit.
It is shameful not to be excellent. Don't be ashamed of life. You are unhappy. so this is it?
Mental exhaustion method. A spirit
Bad ones will be despised. Because everyone feels inferior.
I want to feel inferior with everyone.
People with inferiority complex. I respect it. Is a valuable person.
This is called a qualified screw on the state machine. This is not a person. It is a machine.
Only machines.
Live for Excellence.
Live for progress.
Excellent for the sake of Excellence.
Make progress for the sake of progress.
No progress. Is shameful.
Not excellent. Is shameful.
Being alive as a machine is called walking dead.
The meaning of life. Are you going to be a robot?
Don't people themselves have any value?
Is human nature worthless?
Is there anything worth doing?
Occupy a lot of wealth? Satisfy many desires? Is it valuable?
All kinds of desires for social cultivation. Live. What's this called? Call the robot.
Live to satisfy your own desires? What's this called?
Call the robot. Call the computer man. The desire plan has begun.
And then in order to satisfy these false desires. The desire to be stimulated. Let's get started.
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Afraid of being despised? Even if everyone else is wrong?
Would you like to be an independent wolf? Or do you want to be a sheep in a flock?
Don't you realize that you are afraid?
Because you are still a sheep. So you're afraid of being abandoned by sheep.
Everyone is unique.
Just like every lion in the lion group. Everyone has his own unique personality.
Forced reunification. This is against the laws of nature.
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First, freedom. Just fall.
This is not freedom. It is indulgence.
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The premise of freedom. It's self-discipline. You are responsible for yourself.
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Moses led the Jews out of Egypt. In vilen. Jews complained about Moses. Let's go back to being slaves. You're still alive. What now? I'm starving.
American slaves. Set him free. He doesn't want it yet. Said there was a white master who could support him. Much better than working in a factory.
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Afraid.
I don't want a divorce. I am willing to wrap my feet. Willing to be a concubine.
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Many people have given up modern life.
I'd rather go to primitive tribes and live with primitive people.
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Many people.
Replicators who meet social standards. Human cloning.
Qualified screws on the state machine.
Robots. Money making machine. The so-called self-motivated?
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In a golden cage. Turn off a bird.
The bird still thinks it is happy. I want to know how free the outside world is. How beautiful.
Of course. Freedom. This is for hunger.
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The Statue of Liberty. Is to rush to the front of the line. The first one to be killed.
Americans regard them as idols. As a goddess. Carved into huge idols. As a national spirit.
In the eyes of China people. Such a person. Maybe an idiot.
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