My boyfriend always likes narcissistic and beautiful sentences

My boyfriend always likes narcissistic and beautiful sentences (Part 1)

1. After meeting me, you will suddenly find out - it turns out that being handsome can be so specific!

2. Law-abiding people are depressed in the morning, strong beams sing songs night after night, horses and mules are used to benefit oneself at the expense of others, upright and fair people go hungry. Repairing bridges and repairing roads is blind, and there are many murders and arson. I went to the West and asked my Buddha, and the Buddha said: I can't do anything either!

3. When people see each other, they love each other, when flowers bloom, when cars see cars, they love each other. So I don’t dare to go out for fear of injuring others.

4. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed. I suspect it is frost on the ground. I look up at the bright moon. My name is Guo Degang.

5. When we, Lao Tzu, will we become an empty cicada shell, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing.

6. I don’t expect to understand, I just need you to listen to what I say.

7. Don’t force me, otherwise I will become handsome and out of control.

8. Today a girl complimented me on how thin I am, and I slapped her right away. Didn’t you see that I am so handsome? !

9. Now I slowly fall in love with listening to music quietly and then thinking about you.

10. It’s annoying to be woken up by my own handsomeness every day!

11. I want to quit and become handsome, but I have been addicted for a long time.

12. Don’t be obsessed with me, he is just a legend.

13. Why don’t I have an extremely handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

14. I hope you can grab me by the collar domineeringly, even arrogantly, and tell me that those snacks were all bought for me.

15. When it comes to grades, if you are ugly, you will be ranked first, if I am beautiful, I will be free.

16. Why should beautiful people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

17. I am not in the city center, so please don’t hang around me!

18. I am not cool at all, but I am very beautiful.

19. I feel sorry for every child who is unhappy but still smiling.

20. Your world is not just about you anymore, you have to know that you also have me. Boyfriends always like narcissistic and beautiful sentences (Part 2)

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22. He is so handsome that he wants to be disfigured, but he is so handsome that he never dares to go out on the street again.

23. You should be low-key in life. For example, I am so beautiful and I don’t even say it.

24. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and flyers. Alas, this is me, so beautiful that it makes people laugh.

25. No matter how personalized your signature is, it cannot express the sadness in my heart!

26. All I can do is find someone who loves me and accepts everything about me.

27. Don’t set up a stall in your sister’s heart. If you do it again, she will be called the city-governor!

28. I heard that ugly people should study more. No wonder my mother said that I was not good at studying since I was a child.

29. I don’t want to be lovable, I just want to be a charming bad guy.

30. Whether you love me or not is pure fiction.

31. One star falls, but it cannot dim the brightness of the starry sky; one flower fades, and the whole spring cannot be barren.

32. It’s not easy for a good-looking person to cheat. The invigilator couldn’t help but look at me a few times. No wonder I was often caught back then.

33. What we once thought would last forever is actually just a chance encounter.

34. The weather is nice today. It’s a good day to go out and show your coolness.

35. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a deskmate who is charming, very witty, and spreads laughter and love selflessly.

36. Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will ruin my path to reincarnation!

37. Promise me not to tell anyone that I am super beautiful.

38. If being too handsome is a sin, then I am willing!

39. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, can you stop laughing? I feel like vomiting when I see you. Playful sentences about women who are narcissistic and ugly every day

Playful sentences about women who are narcissistic and beautiful every day (Part 1)

1. I heard that people should read more when they are ugly. No wonder my mother grew up That I am not good at reading.

2. No matter what the ending of the life novel is, it is a willing self-directed and self-acted one.

3. When we, Lao Tzu, will we become an empty cicada shell, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing.

4. Being a human being is really tiring. Once you are handsome, you have been handsome for more than ten years, and you will continue to be handsome.

5. I choose to give up on you because I love you deeply. In love, I lost.

6. Life is a book, a fool reads it casually, a wise man reads it carefully, because a wise man knows that he only has one chance to read it. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased when you were so old? ? I told her there was no one, and a friend of mine next to me told the truth to the girl. Usually pretty girls chase him, and the girl fainted at that time.

7. The lovely me back then is long gone, replaced by a more lovely me.

8. When you meet me, you will find that there is someone so handsome!

9. If I really love you, will you forgive me for all the mistakes I have made.

10. When I look in the mirror, I want to give myself a kiss, and I want to kneel down and kowtow a few times. He is so damn handsome.

11. A girl who met me once said to me: "If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall with you how handsome you were; if there are only three minutes left in the world, If so, you have to show me your most handsome look again; if there is only one minute left in the world, I will tell you 60 times - you are so handsome.

12. . I hope you can grab my collar in a domineering manner and tell me that those snacks were bought for me.

13. The jade tree is stronger than Pan An, and a pear flower is stronger than the begonia.

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14. People are always disliked inadvertently, unlike me, who are always liked inadvertently.

15. I treat you all as friends, but you are not. Treat me like a goddess.

16. Being a human being is really tiring. Once you are beautiful, you have been beautiful for more than ten years, and you have to continue to be beautiful.

17. Things like grades, You are ugly, you go first, I am pretty, I am free. 18. From now on, I hope to become more ugly, otherwise I will be molested by a female nympho, I am afraid.

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19. I have a handsome appearance, pretty features, and a celebrity style. I am one of the first batch to pass the international ISO handsome guy system certification. Here is a tip; this signature beauty is worth paying attention to, the playful sentences about women's daily narcissism and beauty (Part 2). )

20. Today a girl complimented me on how thin I am, and I slapped her right away. Didn’t you see how handsome I am?

21. There was once a little girl. He said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: It doesn’t matter whether you are handsome or not.

22. What I thought lasted forever was actually just a chance meeting.

23. There are four dishes on the table. Open the first one, it’s so good! Open the second one, it’s even better! Open the third one, peanuts! No jealousy! The fourth one is jealous!

24. Why haven’t I seen anyone more handsome than me yet? 25. Taken today? I saw a beautiful photo of myself, it’s really beautiful.

26. Someone said I was handsome. I thought for a whole night about who leaked the news.

27. Walk along a red line, stop at a red line, and not even a leaf among thousands of flowers touches you. If nothing unexpected happens, I believe that you will be conquered by the charm of my personality within less than three and a half sentences with me, and the urge to write me a love letter will immediately arise in your mind. I advise you to save it. My email inbox is full of love letters from beautiful women, and there is no space for you anymore.

28. Young people, you must study hard and don’t rely on a pretty face like me to eat and drink.

29. A certain man was so handsome that he alarmed the local government. The local government reported it to the central government, and the central government negotiated urgently and awarded him the Most Handsome Medal!

30. Your words can make me wander between heaven and hell.

31. Have you ever seen a handsome brother like me? ! !

32. I don’t want to be likeable, I just want to be a charming bad guy.

33. Meeting the most handsome person at the right time is a kind of happiness; meeting the most handsome person at the wrong time is a sadness.

34. There are so many people coming, I am very happy. Thank you for coming. Don’t leave until the show is over, go have a meal. Whoever goes, pays. Listening to cross talk is twenty, and making noises is sixteen thousand. Just laugh and add money.

35. Why should beautiful people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

36. Your world is not just about you anymore, you have to know that you also have me.

37. If you are jealous, don’t give up. If you are envious, please continue. ——Sentences about narcissism.

38. I have no shortcomings as a person. The biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart. Collection of classic funny sentences about girls who are narcissistic and ugly (45 items)

Classic funny sentences about girls who are narcissistic and ugly (Part 1)

1. If you are jealous, don’t give up. If you are envious, please continue. .

2. This user is too handsome and is prohibited from setting a personal profile.

3. I have a good-looking appearance, delicate features, good looks, and star style. I am one of the first batch to pass the international ISO Handsome Boy System Certification. Here’s a tip; this signature beauty is worth paying attention to.

4. Dear, tell me who said flowers are stuck on cow dung. You really deserve a beating. I dare to say that you are cow dung...

5. People always Being disliked inadvertently is not like me, who is always liked inadvertently.

6. Some people are alive, but they are already dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died long ago!

7. Young people, you must study hard and don’t eat and drink just on a handsome face like me.

8. If nothing unexpected happens, I believe that you and I will chat for less than three and a half sentences, and you will definitely be conquered by my personality charm, and the urge to write me a love letter will immediately arise in your mind. I advise you to save your time. My 108 email inboxes are all flooded with love letters from beauties, and there is no space for you anymore.

9. No matter what the ending of the life novel is, it is a willing self-directed and self-acted one.

10. Liking me is like buying a lottery ticket. There can only be one winner. However, getting the third prize with a smile from me is more fun than winning 5 million.

11. The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave!

12. A certain man was so handsome that he alarmed the local government. The local government reported it to the central government, and the central government negotiated urgently and awarded him the Most Handsome Medal!

13. A lot of people came, I was very happy. Thank you for coming. Don’t leave until the show is over, go have a meal. Whoever goes, pays. Listening to cross talk is twenty, and making noises is sixteen thousand. Just laugh and add money.

14. Brain cells begin to rebel and are out of control.

15. Why don’t I have a shockingly handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

16. Don’t force what you can’t get. Why be so stubborn? Isn’t this good?

17. I can’t be brave, let alone be strong. When I am most sad, I can’t face it with a smile.

18. How can I be described as handsome?

19. Children’s words are unbridled, and what comes out of the mouth is a statement without thinking, and it outlines the self that is full of loopholes but is sincere and sincere.

20. Don’t be obsessed with me, he is just a legend. In the spring I planted a girlfriend, and in the autumn I harvested a bunch of men.

21. "Ask yourselves, if you were someone else, would you be willing to have a relationship with yourself?" "I dare not even think about it, how could I be so lucky!"

22. I saw a handsome guy in the distance. I walked over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror. Classic funny sentences about narcissistic and beautiful girls (Part 2)

23. I choose to give up on you because I love you deeply. In love, I lost.

24. Why don’t I have a shockingly beautiful deskmate, but my deskmate does?

25. Don’t do everything you can, don’t spend everything you have, don’t believe everything you hear, don’t tell everything you know.

26. Only when the mountains have no edges and the heaven and earth are harmonious can they dare not be handsome.

27. It is the soul of shit. Those who are particularly smelly are the innocent souls of shit.

28. I don’t want to be lovable, I just want to be a charming bad guy.

29. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, can you stop laughing? I feel like vomiting when I see you.

30. It’s not easy for good-looking people to cheat. The invigilator couldn’t help but look at me a few times. No wonder I was often caught back then.

31. The world is always the same, but our moods and experiences are different.

32. Some people say I am handsome and I laugh. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, cute, generous and temperamental. You only fucking talk about how handsome I am?

33. Others praise me for being so beautiful, but I praise others for their good eyesight.

34. Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really understand this.

35. Some people said that I am handsome. I thought about it all night, who leaked the news.

36. I have a good-looking appearance, delicate features, and a celebrity style. I am one of the first batch to pass the ISO9001 Handsome Boy System Certification*. A small reminder; this signed beauty is worth paying attention to.

37. Hey. Why haven’t I seen anyone handsomer than me yet?

38. Someone asked me what is the number one beauty in my hometown? I answered yes.

39. I just want to be a quiet beautiful girl, but I can’t be quiet with my stunning appearance.

40. I was an average student and cut my bangs to cover my acne. In the eyes of my class teacher, I always wanted to fall in love.

41. I feel so scared every time I walk alone at night. It’s so dark and I’m so beautiful, I’m really afraid that others won’t see me.

42. There is no way to live this life, and the poor have only money left!

43. I have no shortcomings as a person. The biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.

44. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, can you stop laughing? I feel like vomiting when I see you. Recommendation for a narcissistic copywriting by a friend who thinks he is very good-looking

Recommendation of a beautiful and narcissistic copywriting by a friend who thinks he is very good-looking

1. Some people say that I am handsome. I thought about it all night. Who leaked the news?

2. The jade tree beats Pan An in the wind, and a pear blossom overwhelms the begonia

3. Someone just praised me for being handsome, so I suggest you go and see my friend. You will find that I am more handsome than before.

4. Am I redundant? In fact, I am not redundant. There is only one me in the world, how can I be superfluous? That is called the only one.

5. Young people, you must study hard and don’t rely on a pretty face like me to eat and drink.

6. Others praise me for being so beautiful, but I praise others for their good eyesight.

7. It doesn’t matter who your yesterday belonged to, as long as today belongs to me.

8. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: handsome or handsome, whatever you want.

9. Liking me is like buying a lottery ticket. There can only be one winner. However, getting the third prize with a smile from me is more fun than winning 5 million.

10. The brain cells begin to rebel and are out of control

11. Walk along a red line, stop at a red line, and not a single leaf among thousands of flowers will touch you. If nothing unexpected happens, I believe that you will be conquered by the charm of my personality within less than three and a half sentences with me, and the urge to write me a love letter will immediately arise in your mind. I advise you to save it. My email inbox is full of love letters from beauties, and there is no space for you anymore.

12. It’s hard to go out in such a strong wind. I’m so cute. If I accidentally blow it into someone’s arms, they won’t return it.

13. I choose to give up on you because I love you deeply. In love, I lost.

14. The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave!

15. I have a handsome appearance, fine features, a handsome face, and a celebrity style. I am one of the first batch to pass the international ISO9001 Handsome Boy System Certification. A small reminder; this signed beauty is worth paying attention to.

16. Before you get close to me, you have to think clearly, I am nothing but handsome.

17. People fish in front of my house all year round, and they never come back empty-handed. The most interesting thing is that our home is still a hundred kilometers away from the sea, but they often catch tuna in the small smelly ditch in front of the door and find turtle eggs behind the haystacks. Later, after investigation, it turned out that it was because countless women cried in front of my house all year round. The tears are rich in amino acids and proteins, which are very suitable for the survival of tuna and the laying of eggs by sea turtles. Over the years, the tears of those women gathered into a small beach. By the time I was fifteen, the beach was prosperous; by the time I was eighteen, this beach had developed very rapidly, so it was called: Hawaii.

18. I took a beautiful photo of myself today, it’s really beautiful.

19. Every morning, I wake up feeling handsome. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life. A Friend Thinks He Looks Very Good - Part 2 of a Narcissistic Copywriter

20. Pick up a mirror, look at it, and say: Hey, you still look so pretty regardless of whether you look at it or not. The mirror exploded.

21. Young people, you must study hard and don’t eat and drink just on a handsome face like me.

22. If being handsome is a sin, I would be extremely evil.

23. You should be low-key in life. For example, I am so beautiful and I don’t even say it.

24. Life is a wandering journey, and everyone you meet is a beautiful accident.

25. After meeting me, you will suddenly realize - it turns out that being handsome can be so specific!

26. If you are jealous, don’t give up. If you are envious, please continue. Today is a good day to go out and express your handsomeness. The weather is nice today.

27. Children’s words are unbridled, and what comes out of the mouth is a statement without thinking, and it outlines the self that is full of loopholes but is sincere and sincere.

28. A certain man was so handsome that he alarmed the local government. The local government reported it to the central government, and the central government negotiated urgently and awarded him the Most Handsome Medal!

29. If you don’t understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness. I won't cry or laugh. I will disappear when I'm tired.

30. I slept at home all day and night, and her shadow was all in my dreams.

31. On the subway, I was told not to carry flammable and explosive materials. I got off the bus decisively because I was so cute.

32. Weigh yourself every time. When you lose weight, say to yourself: Lose weight. When it gets heavier, say to yourself: The breasts are big.

33. No matter what the ending of the life novel is, it is a willing self-directed and self-acted one.

34. That’s how I am, destined to be different from you. Thank you for not appreciating it. My style is limited edition.

35. You are indifferent to me now. Remembered. You won’t be able to reach me in the future.

36. From now on, I will continue to be the kid who loves to laugh, but I will laugh a little lonely.

37. Love comes when people see each other, flowers bloom when flowers bloom, and cars see cars. So I don’t dare to go out for fear of injuring others.

38. The day I am gone, China will seem to have lost its soul. This view is not good.