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Dialect primary school students writing compositions
1. A primary school student in Tongjiang wrote an essay in Sichuan dialect
Sichuan Tongjiang dialect
I had nothing to do, because I once read an article about Sichuan Funny articles about dialects. I suddenly had a whim and decided to try my hand at it and compile some dialects from my hometown (Tongjiang, Sichuan). I hope you will support me and reprint it!
(This article needs to be read in Sichuan dialect, the heavier the better!)
Pain (green pain)
Suffering (angku)
Tight (Bang tight)
Sweet (Mintian)
Stinky (Pang smelly)
Crying (kicking) )
Laughing (Xieqi)
Smiling from ear to ear (Xieqi your colorful)
Proud (Yaohuo)
Vanity (given personally)
Deserve it (when it’s time to bear it)
Tree roots (in the next pocket)
Room to warm up to the fire in winter (Fire House) )
Pebbles (Guangdou Stone)
Ax (Kaishanzi)
Eat (expand rice)
Fist (Tuo Lao'er) )
Force (tinker)
Stubborn child (Guruzi)
Nose (turbinate)
Snot (green Nose)
Teeth (gnaths)
Hairs (kufazi)
Knees (cough fennel)
Hands Elbow (daoguaizi)
Arm (hand dare)
Eyeball (yanluziguoguo)
Head (old shell)
Son: Mother and son, old man’s voice?
Mother: It’s a long way up the mountain. There is a mountain in front of the stove. Why don’t you go up the hill and help you old man!
Son: I crawled to the hospital on behalf of the hospital. I coughed up fine parsley and had a lot of pain in my legs. You couldn’t have persuaded me to go there?
Mother: Miscellaneous?
Son: In the middle of last night, there was not even a single star. The sky was so black that I couldn’t see it. A wide stone kept me company. The skin of the kid was rubbed off, and the old shell was gone. Blue pain!
Mother: When it’s time to carry it, why don’t you do it every day!
Son: Sister Nan?
Mother: I kept the fire in my grandma’s house on behalf of the fire. I gave her a lot of gifts all day long. Isn’t it like a woman expressing her apology? She packed up her bed in the middle of the night, had a cold, and her nose was blue and swollen!
Son: Didn’t the whole medicine replace it?
Mother: Give me a breather, she said the medicine is bitter and I don’t want to drink it!
Son: Hey hey...
Mother: Why don’t you give your mother a kick and call you old man to come back for more food! 2. Write a 600-word composition in dialect
The charm of dialect
The long history of culture has endowed the Chinese language with rich connotations. It is no exaggeration to say that a word is a painting, a poem Poetry, an idiom also contains a legendary story. Chinese is the oldest language in the world and the most spoken language in the world. The modern Chinese language (Mandarin) was formed on the basis of modern Chinese. It refers to the common language used by the modern Han people, which is Mandarin based on Beijing pronunciation and standard pronunciation, northern dialect and basic dialects, and typical modern vernacular works as grammatical standards.
For example: Three classmates came to the teacher's house as guests, one is from Yunnan, one is from Sichuan, and one is from Hunan. When my wife was cooking, she asked, "Are you afraid of spicy food?" People from Yunnan said, "Not afraid of spicy food." People from Sichuan said, "Not afraid of spicy food." People from Hunan said, "Are you afraid of spicy food?" The three people use the same words, but in different word orders, and the meanings expressed gradually progress.
In my opinion, the wonder of Chinese is not only reflected in the vagaries of vocabulary and grammar, but also in the fact that different places have different dialects and different places have different languages.
Take the Sichuan dialect: Don’t say sweet, but say sweet. I don’t say bitterness when I say it’s bitter, I’d say burnout is bitter. Don’t say sour when it comes to sourness, but say sour. Don't say soft when talking about being soft, but talk about being cute. If you don’t say hard, say hard, you should say hard? It’s worthy of sympathy, it’s called sin. You deserve it, when you call me back. Chatting is called the Dragon Gate Formation. Cheap, called phase. Okay, my name is Bashi. People who are afraid of their wives are called rake ears. Come on, call Xiongqi.
Hypocrisy?
There are 7 major dialect areas in China: Northern dialect (represented by Beijing dialect), Wu dialect (represented by Shanghainese), Gan dialect (also known as Gan dialect) It is called Jiangxi dialect, represented by Nanchang dialect), Xiang dialect (also called Hunan dialect, represented by Changsha dialect), Hakka dialect (represented by Meixian dialect, Guangdong), Fujian dialect (including southern Fujian dialect, represented by Xiamen dialect) Representative; Eastern Fujian dialect, represented by Fuzhou dialect; Northern Fujian dialect, represented by Jianou dialect), and Cantonese dialect area (represented by Guangzhou vernacular). They formed an independent dialect system differentiated by region.
If you look carefully, you will find a very strange phenomenon - six of the seven major dialect areas are south of the Yangtze River, and they are basically in the southeast corner, while the entire vast There is only one dialect in the area on the north bank of the Yangtze River. So how did Chinese dialects form? There are two main reasons: one is immigration and the other is Wenbai variant reading.
Language is an open, dynamic, and relatively balanced symbol system. Our Bashu language master Liushahe wrote an article called "Shu People's Sayings Are Elegant". He said that many common sayings in Sichuan dialect today are actually very quaint. For example, we often say that a person who is leisurely and unrestrained is "scattered", which actually comes from Zhuangzi's "scattered Yanzi". "Furufutu", which describes a person without consideration or plan, comes from "The Book of Songs", and "fuxihuxi", which describes a person in a state of confusion and confusion, comes from "Laozi". Sichuan people often eat "rice poured with soup" but it is mistakenly called "rice topped with rice", which comes from "? Rice poured with soup" in "Yupian" written by King Gu Ye of the Liang Dynasty. The "Maofan" commonly eaten by Sichuan people today is a mistake of "Mao rice", which originated from the "Xuanhe Suishi" which recorded the story of "Water Margin". The so-called "Mao rice" can be boiled and eaten immediately? Another example is that the current Cantonese language is quite preserved. Many ancient words and ancient meanings. Among them, "when" (when) and "jiduo" (how many) can be traced back to "When will the bright moon come? Ask the blue sky for wine." in Su Shi's Song Dynasty poem "Shui Diao Ge Tou". In Li Yu's "Poppy Poppies" there is a line: "Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a river of spring water flowing eastward."
Language develops with the development of society. Changes in concepts and updates in communication methods have made various language variations common. New words and phrases emerge in an endless stream, such as "cool, brother, rookie, irrigation". , show, T-shirt, very Beijing?" Language is not only an important carrier of Han national culture, but also a cultural phenomenon in itself. Chinese contains the Han nationality's way of thinking, values, cultural customs and other aspects of content, which can be clearly understood. It is no exaggeration to say that the Chinese language is the living fossil of the Chinese culture! Chinese has been used since ancient times and is still full of vitality and plays a huge role. No matter when times change, when dynasties change, or when everything disappears, Chinese characters can still achieve "I remain unmoved".
In modern society, we are inseparable from language at all times. We must not only express our thoughts through language, but also understand other people’s thoughts through language. Especially in social communication, we need to use language to communicate. Communicate with each other. Even though network technology has developed rapidly today, and people can use the Internet to learn and communicate, they still cannot do without oral communication and rely on language. What’s more, the Chinese language is broad and profound and is constantly changing and developing. Therefore, learning Chinese well can enrich our lives and make our lives rich and colorful. It not only deepens our understanding of the basic theories of modern Chinese, broadens our professional knowledge, improves the level of using language, but also takes our cultural accomplishment to a higher level. . 3. Write a 600-word composition in dialect
The charm of dialects and the long history of culture have endowed the Chinese language with rich connotations. It is no exaggeration to say that one word is a painting, a poem, and an idiom. A legendary story.
Chinese is the oldest language in the world and the most widely spoken language in the world. The modern Chinese language (Mandarin) was formed on the basis of modern Chinese.
It refers to the common language used by the modern Han people. It is Mandarin that uses Beijing pronunciation and standard pronunciation, northern dialect and basic dialects, and uses typical modern vernacular writings as grammatical standards. For example: three classmates came to the teacher's house as guests, one is from Yunnan, one is from Sichuan, and one is from Hunan.
When my wife was cooking, she asked: "Are you afraid of spicy food?" Yunnan people said "not afraid of spicy food", Sichuan people said "no afraid of spicy food", and Hunan people said "afraid of spicy food". The three people use the same words, but in different word orders, and the meanings expressed gradually progress.
In my opinion, the wonder of Chinese is not only reflected in the vagaries of vocabulary and grammar, but also in the fact that different places have different dialects and different places have different languages. Take the Sichuan dialect: Don’t say sweet, say sweet.
Suffering is not called suffering, but suffering. Don’t say sour when it comes to sourness, but say sour.
If you don’t say soft, you should say liupa. If you don’t say hard, say hard, you should say hard? It’s worthy of sympathy, it’s called sin.
You deserve it, when you call me back. Chatting is called the Dragon Gate Formation.
Cheap is called phase cause. OK, my name is Bashi.
People who are afraid of their wives are called rake ears. Come on, call Xiongqi.
Hypocrisy? There are 7 major dialect areas in China: Northern dialect (represented by Beijing dialect), Wu dialect (represented by Shanghainese), Gan dialect (also known as Gan dialect) It is called Jiangxi dialect, represented by Nanchang dialect), Xiang dialect (also called Hunan dialect, represented by Changsha dialect), Hakka dialect (represented by Meixian dialect, Guangdong), Fujian dialect (including southern Fujian dialect, represented by Xiamen dialect) Representative; Eastern Fujian dialect, represented by Fuzhou dialect; Northern Fujian dialect, represented by Jianou dialect), and Cantonese dialect area (represented by Guangzhou vernacular). They formed an independent dialect system differentiated by region.
If you look carefully, you will find a very strange phenomenon - six of the seven major dialect areas are south of the Yangtze River, and they are basically in the southeast corner, while the entire vast There is only one dialect in the area on the north bank of the Yangtze River. So how did Chinese dialects form? There are two main reasons: one is immigration and the other is Wenbai variant reading.
Language is an open, dynamic, and relatively balanced symbol system. Our Bashu language master Liushahe wrote an article called "Shu People's Sayings Are Elegant".
He said that many common sayings in Sichuan dialect today are actually very quaint. For example, we often say that a person who is leisurely and unrestrained is "scattered", which actually comes from Zhuangzi's "scattered Yanzi".
The word "Fusufutu" that describes a person without consideration or plan comes from the Book of Songs. It is a metaphor for a person who is in a state of confusion and confusion. It comes from "Laozi". 》come. Sichuan people often eat "rice poured with soup" but mistakenly called "rice topped with rice", which comes from "? Rice poured with soup" in "Yupian" written by King Gu Ye of the Liang Dynasty.
The "Maofan" commonly eaten by Sichuan people today is a mistake of "Mao rice", which originates from the "Xuanhe Suishi" which records the story of "Water Margin". The so-called "Mao rice" is boiled in boiling water and eaten immediately? Another example is that current Cantonese retains quite a lot of ancient words and meanings. Among them, "when" (when) and "jiduo" (how much) can be traced back to "When will the bright moon come?" in Su Shi's Song Dynasty poem "Shui Diao Ge Tou". In Li Yu's "Poppy Poppies" there is a line: "Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a river of spring water flowing eastward.
". Language develops with the development of society. Changes in concepts and updates in communication methods have made various language variations common. New words and phrases emerge in an endless stream, such as "cool, brother, rookie, irrigation, show, T-shirt, very Beijing?" Language is not only an important carrier of Han nationality culture, but also a cultural phenomenon in itself. Chinese contains the Han nationality's way of thinking, values, cultural customs and other aspects. It is no exaggeration to say that Chinese is A living fossil of Han nationality culture! Chinese has been used since ancient times and is still full of vitality and plays a huge role.
No matter when times change, when dynasties change, or when everything disappears, Chinese characters can still achieve "I remain unmoved". In modern society, we are inseparable from language at all times. We must not only express our thoughts through language, but also understand the thoughts of others through language. Especially in social communication, we need to communicate with each other through language.
Even though network technology has developed rapidly today, and people can use the Internet to learn and communicate, they still cannot do without oral communication and rely on language. What’s more, the Chinese language is broad and profound and is constantly changing and developing.
Therefore, learning Chinese well can enrich our lives and make our lives rich and colorful. It not only deepens our understanding of the basic theory of modern Chinese, broadens our professional knowledge, improves the level of using language, but also makes our Cultural accomplishment has reached a higher level.
4. Examples of dialects in writing essays
'bed'
This was told to me by local people more than 40 years ago when I was engaged in social education in Guangfeng, Jiangxi. a joke.
The Guangfeng dialect is inherently difficult to understand. We can understand the speeches of those who have studied there, but we cannot understand a word spoken by the rural aunts.
It is said that a son-in-law from out of town came to Guangfeng’s mother-in-law’s house as a guest. The mother-in-law was very happy to see her son-in-law coming and prepared many dishes. The mother-in-law cooked a dish and asked her son-in-law to take it away. The son-in-law asked: "Where?" The dishes were brought to the bed. The mother-in-law cooked two more vegetables and said to her son-in-law: "Go and take a look, be careful of flies!" "It doesn't matter, I have put down the tent too!" The mother-in-law was confused after hearing this, so she walked over to take a look. The dishes were all brought to the bed. It was really dumbfounding!
It turns out that the Guangfeng dialect calls the table "bed" (a homophone) 5. Write a 500-word essay on dialect feelings
After class, I heard jeers from around me.
I overheard, "It's just like that. I thought my grades were so good! It's just 79 points. It's so funny." I was very angry. I hate other people saying bad things behind their backs.
But this is a fact. It is true that I did not do as well as others. So I secretly made up my mind to "abandon the small ambitions of sparrows and admire the high flight of swans!" I want people who look down on me to look at me with admiration after saying "I have been apart for three days!" Even though I can hear other people's opinions and sarcasm every day But I don't mind what they say about me, "If you are upright, you are not afraid of a slanted shadow."
So I just treated it as if it had nothing to do with me, worked hard, and studied hard. Even when others went out to play after class, I stayed in the classroom reading and writing, and rarely went out.
However, this also caused public opinion and ridicule from others. Some people even said: "It's just a prude, just for show!" At this time, I was really sad and really hoped to meet my "Bo Le".
At this time, I no longer know what to do, how to face everything in front of me. "The road is long and long, and I will search up and down."
After the sadness, what I gained in exchange is my diligence; it is my perseverance; it is my motivation to surpass others. At this moment, I also learned to be strong.
Dare to face the setbacks and difficulties in life. 6. Teacher who speaks dialects, junior high school composition, you need ideas, how can you write it if you are crazy? Write a topic for primary school students
The article is very long and cannot be found online. I will type up part of it first, and then type it if you are satisfied. "Dialect Yuyun" In the classroom, our class has three teachers who are recognized as the most "cute": the naive math teacher, the serious geography teacher, and the new young and beautiful chemistry teacher.
The reason for being "cute" - their distinctive and unique dialect accents when giving lectures left a deep impression on everyone. The math teacher has a strong Anhui accent.
During the first class, he talked enthusiastically on the podium, and we stared at each other in our seats with our mouths open. Over time, everyone gradually developed their skills as translators.
The only thing I can’t get used to is that he calls us by our names. Once again, the teacher suddenly shouted: "Little fish eggs!" Why did the teacher think of the little fish? Everyone was stunned.
After a while, classmate Zhao Yudan stood up hesitantly: "Teacher, did you call me?" "Yes, it's you! Get up and answer questions quickly in the future!" The teacher obviously couldn't wait any longer. Impatient. Zhao Yudan turned into a little fish egg! This is a chemical reaction caused by the teacher’s Anhui accent.
A burst of earth-shattering laughter broke out in the classroom. From then on, Mr. Zhao got another "elegant name". The main idea behind it: The geography teacher has been teaching for a long time, and the beauty of Shanghai's rich Mandarin lies in the "similarity and dissimilarity" between". For example, he said: Please turn to page 100. After a while of turning the books, everyone was dumbfounded: Why did the third lesson start before the first lesson was finished? After some reasoning, I understood: What the teacher said is The intonations of "eighth page", "eighth" and "hundred" are too similar.
The chemistry teacher is a pure Cantonese.
Well, anyway. It is "incurable".
For example, the teachers all had bright smiles on their faces: "Carbon tetrachloride is denser than water.
So it sinks to the side of the water." "Sa side"? Is it above or below? Before everyone could figure it out, the teacher unknowingly started talking about the next topic: Benzene is different from chlorinated carbon in that it is in the "same surface" of water. "
One after another "Sa Noodles" made everyone confused. The teacher was also anxious: "Benzene is in the Sa Noodles, not in the Sa Noodles; carbon tetrachloride is in the Sa Noodles, not in the Sa Noodles." Noodles, noodles.
This, Sasa.
Haha! "The teacher himself fainted and laughed loudly with us.
How about it, our three "dialect" teachers are really cute, right? Whenever they attend class, the students are always the most attentive. , and the laughter never stops. I am not good at summarizing, but I still typed it all up, but it is definitely a composition for middle school students. 7. A composition about people’s dialect
My father is the owner of a small dance hall, and so is he. He has been working hard until now. He is very diligent and attaches great importance to my studies. When I was in elementary school, my father loved me very much when he took me to school every day. When I jumped out of the car, I saw the strand of white hair on his temples. It hurts in my heart. I looked at his retreating back, feeling extremely guilty. As the years passed, and with the rising sun, I went to middle school. I couldn't see my busy father here, and I felt really uneasy.
My father has taught me to be honest since I was a child. When my father does business, his store is always full of customers. People say that my father has a good heart and is a trustworthy friend, so people often take care of him. . Dad always said that only by being tolerant and informal can you gain a foothold in society. Remember?
Dad is a good student. He is a high school student, but he often tells us about his childhood. This tells us profound truths and changes our lives. Dad is a filial son. He is very filial to grandma and always gives her whatever delicious food he has. Dad tells us that "filial piety is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation." Well, I guess he is setting an example for me, and is afraid that I won’t take care of her in the future. So dad, please rest assured. My daughter has grown up under your influence, how can I not be filial to you? 8. "Putonghua, Start with Me" Elementary School Composition
Mandarin is the unique language of our Han people. It uses Beijing pronunciation as the standard pronunciation and northern dialect as the basic dialect. It is called "Mandarin" in Taiwan. ". I am a Chinese child who grew up in the 21st century. Speaking Mandarin is a bridge for me to communicate with my friends. No matter where I go, speaking Mandarin with a clear and fluent accent can win me more friends and deeper friendships. .
The city I live in, Changsha, has its own unique dialect. Non-standard "Changsha Mandarin" will bring a lot of troubles to life! Let me tell you a little story one Sunday! , my brother and I came home from the park. As soon as we walked in, our seventy-year-old grandma said: "Put the 'hai zi' neatly, don't make the house look like a doghouse!" "I was shocked when I heard it! Isn't my grandma going to line up my two children and my brother and put them on display at the door? My brother and I discussed it for a long time and found out that my grandma's Changsha "Plastic Mandarin" was indistinguishable." "Shoes" and "Child". Everyone was amused and laughed. Through this incident, I decided to teach my grandma to speak Mandarin. I made some cards with pictures and texts, and then posted these cards on the blackboard. Grandma was free in the afternoon. , I was ready to go to class. I read word by word and taught pinyin one by one. The hard work paid off, and my grandma finally made the difference between "shoes" and "children". I immediately felt a great sense of accomplishment. . I am great! I have made my grandma, who has never learned Mandarin, realize the importance of Mandarin. I hope she will continue to study Chinese Pinyin as a teacher!
With the joint efforts of ***, Mandarin can be widely spread in every landscape and corner of the motherland. What a harmonious and beautiful scene it would be! 9. Write an essay about speaking dialects and activities
My father is from Ducun, Suzhou, and my mother is from Zhangjiagang Farm. I was born in Hong Kong District.
When I was in kindergarten, my teacher taught me to speak Mandarin, but we mostly communicated in Mandarin. There are also times when I am outside.
On Sunday, I take my grandma to play, and my grandma goes to work, and the old lady stays with me.
I had no fun playing alone, so I said: It’s no fun.” The old lady said: Go and get it. Go back and get what you want.”
I said again: It’s no fun! "The old lady said seriously: Go home and get it, it'll be fine." It seems that the old lady took my boring words as the same thing, which really made me dumbfounded.
After her grandma came back, she also imitated it and asked her what boring was. Her grandma laughed so hard that she couldn't stand up and burst into tears. It seems that good Mandarin is really important.
I decided to first mobilize everyone in my family to speak Mandarin at home. Work with classmates to carry out Mandarin publicity activities on campus, in the community or on the street. 10. A 400-word essay on the experience of learning dialect nursery rhymes
Ah, for example: "Thirty-Six Lines", "Swing to Grandma Bridge"... and many folk nursery rhymes. "
"Can you sing a few songs for me? ""OK! Grandma immediately agreed, and then sang "Thirty-six Lines" in the dialect: "One plowing, two readings, three blacksmithing, four or five ships grinding tofu, six trees, seven bamboos and eight carvings, nine spinning and ten weaving cloths, Eleven is a tailor making clothes, twelve is a tinker, thirteen is a merchant, fourteen is a grinder, fifteen is a cobbler, sixteen is a sawmill, sixteen is a carpenter, seventeen is a monk, eighteen is a nun, nineteen The Taoist priest sings the phoenix, there are twenty boys in the earth hall, twenty-one jingle bells tell fortunes, twenty-two fortune tellers, twenty-three fortune tellers wear long robes, twenty-four fishermen and drums sing Taoism, twenty-five woodcutters are on the mountain; twenty-six men sell fakes. Medicine, twenty-seven to enjoy singing tricks, twenty-eight to strengthen the body with boxing, twenty-nine to do a hundred tricks to be strong in martial arts, thirty to go out to repair umbrellas when it rains, thirty-one to go out to sharpen scissors when it is sunny, thirty-two to repair the house, and thirty-three. Among the eight selected ones, thirty-four are walking in funeral sedan chairs, thirty-five is a barber, and the last row is watching the cowherd. After thirty rows of upwards and downwards, the number one scholar will always come out. If you ask which cow to look at? It was Emperor Zhu Hongwu.
..." Then grandma sang several more songs. Dad said to me: "Daughter, I have a few newly made-up nursery rhymes here in the past few years, but they are definitely not made up by me. Do you want to listen? "Of course I want to listen. Go ahead and say it." "
I answered in the affirmative. As soon as I finished speaking, my father sang those newly made-up nursery rhymes: "On January 1st, we are a united class; on February 2nd, classmates are united. Time is a partner; March 3rd, care about the collective and remember time; April 4th, do not do things for yourself; May 5th, be diligent and honest and not afraid of hardship; June 6th, school life is exquisite; July 7th, raise your hands and speak positively ; August 8, the school blooms with flowers of civilization; September 9, teachers and classmates are friends; October 10, take the initiative to learn and grow your skills. "
"Dad, what is the name of this nursery rhyme? "I asked curiously, and my father answered me: "The name of this nursery rhyme is "Slap the Flowers". "...Finally the father said: "How is my daughter? She has learned a lot today! ""certainly. ”
After I finished speaking, I went to write my weekly diary.
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