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Here is a detailed analysis of the purple micro horoscope: including [analysis of the general pattern of destiny, analysis of six lucky stars, analysis of six evil stars, analysis of constellations, and analysis of work ability] Please search on Baidu: (Teacher Yang Ziwei Professional Service Network) There will be detailed explanations in it.. After reading your birth date, your Ziwei life analysis is as follows: Four Transformations Star Analysis 1. Explain the characteristics of the Four Transformations Analysis: ● The Four Transformations Analysis is like life After adding the seasonings of the Four Modernizations, all aspects of life will show different styles of sour, sweet, bitter and spicy. The analysis of the four elements can tell you the good and bad luck, as well as the good and bad aspects of your fortune, and tell you how to seek good luck and avoid bad luck. ● The four transformation stars include "Hua Lu Star", "Hua Quan Star", "Hua Ke Star" and "Hua Ji Star". Among them, Hualu represents success and auspiciousness, and Huaji represents obstacles and unlucky. Hualu and Huaji play a very important role in the analysis of the four modernizations. The influence of Hua Ke and Hua Quan is not as strong as that of Hua Lu and Hua Ji. 2. List of the Four Transformation Stars: Taiyin Star Hua Lu is in the Life Palace, Tiantong Star Hua Quan is in the Fortune Palace, Tianji Star Hua Ke is in the Migration Palace, Jumen Star Hua Ji is in the Fortune Palace 3. Explanation of the Four Transformation Stars: Your Life Palace Appearance of Hualu Star A. Explanation: ● Hualu Star is a Class A star. Among the four Hua Stars, it is the best Hualu Star and directly represents "smoothness", "auspiciousness", "harvest" and "good luck". Meaning. ● There are 12 houses in Ziwei Dou Shu 1***, and each house has its own connotation; among these 12 houses, the life palace is the most important, because the life palace dominates our "thoughts", "behaviors", "Preferences", "Outlook on Life", "Personality", "Abilities", "Strengths" and "Weaknesses". B. Analysis: The appearance of Hualu Star in the Life Palace indicates that one or more of the following phenomena are likely to occur: a. Full of confidence in oneself. b. Your mental state is stable, you are in good spirits, and your thinking is clear. c. I feel that I am doing well. d. Think that you are outstanding and your hard work will definitely pay off. e. In terms of material things, he is relatively free from scarcity. f. Strengthen the power and advantages of the main star. g. The outlook on life is more on the bright side. h. Because the Hualu star appears in your life palace, it will also bring you success in the career palace, migration palace, and wealth palace. So as long as you work in the right direction, you are willing to work hard, and you can clearly analyze the current situation and future plans before doing anything, make decisions and implement them, then you will have a greater chance of success than others. Hua Quan Star A appears in your Fortune Palace. Explanation: ● Hua Quan Star is a Class A star. Among the four Hua Quan Stars, it is the one with more advantages. It directly represents "stability", "firmness" and "mastery of things". ”, “power”. B. Analysis: The appearance of Huaquan in the House of Fortune means that one or more of the following phenomena are likely to occur: a. Increase your spiritual satisfaction. b. You will value material comfort more. c. Increase your physical and mental stability. d. Increase your efforts in creating financial paths. e. Increase the power and energy of the Lord of Fortune Palace. The Huaji star appears in your Fortune Palace A. Explanation: ● The Huaji star is a Class A star with the greatest influence. Among the four stars, the Ji star is the most troublesome one. It directly represents obstacles, stagnation, unsmoothness, obstruction, and getting twice the result with half the effort. ● There are 12 palaces in Ziwei Dou Shu 1***, and each palace has its own connotation; among these 12 palaces, the Fortune Palace is considered a heavyweight palace, because it dominates our spiritual and material enjoyment. Is it It is easy to work hard and have good or bad external financial luck. B. Analysis: The appearance of the Ji star in the House of Fortune means that one or more of the following phenomena are likely to occur: a. It is easy to make oneself upset over trivial matters. b. It takes hard work to obtain material enjoyment. c. To seek the external environment for wealth and create financial paths, you must work very hard to gain anything. d. Because the bad luck star appears in your Fortune Palace, it will also indirectly affect your misfortunes in the Migration Palace, the Marriage Palace, and the Wealth Palace. C. Suggestion: Because Huaji is in the Palace of Fortune, it will also indirectly affect the misfortunes in the Palace of Migration, Palace of Marriage and Palace of Wealth and Silk.
People with Ji in the Palace of Fortune are best not to try to do business easily. If you really want to be a boss, then it is best to leave the management of money to someone you can trust, and have Hua Lu in the Wealth and Silk Palace, or Hua Lu in the Fortune Palace to help you deal with it, so that your money fortune can be improved. , the financial situation leads to positive development, and then gains the energy to seek good luck and avoid bad luck. If your natal Wealth Palace is in bad luck, it does not mean that you will not be able to make a lot of money. If your Wealth Palace or the Fortune Palace will be in bad luck in the future, then the next ten years will be a period of great wealth, and you must make good use of it. Mastering all aspects of accurate information, coupled with your own care and hard work, the harvest will not be small. Although you will inevitably encounter setbacks in the process, setbacks are the teacher of success, and adversity is a test given by God. Mencius said, "When God gives a big task or mission to a person, he will face many problems." Only after you have faced the test can you gain the attitude and ability to do great things." Therefore, when you encounter difficulties, you must face them with a positive attitude, so that you can make your situation better, overcome the difficulties, and become more and more tempered by life experiences. If you are rich, your abilities will become stronger and stronger. Your Fortune Palace has both the Huaquan Star and the Huaji Star. From the above explanation, we can see that the Huaquan Star is helpful for your spiritual and material enjoyment, but the Huaji Star will make you gain benefits. During the process, there were some obstacles and difficulties. When these two stars meet together, it means that the above unstable situations will appear in your life at the same time. ● The Hua Quan star can resist the unstable factors of the Hua Ji star, but it cannot eliminate its negative characteristics. Therefore, you must pay special attention to the influence of the Hua Ji star on you. ● Be more cautious and attentive about the sources of money; face your life with a positive and optimistic attitude; know how to use the right way to reduce your stress when you encounter pressure. In this way, the evil star in the House of Fortune will be good for you. The impact will be minimized. Huake Star A appears in your Migration Palace. Explanation: ● Huake Star is an A-grade star. Among the four Hua Stars, it is the one with more advantages. It directly represents "good reputation", "good appearance", "good fortune" and "good reputation". It means "famous", "performing well", etc. B. Analysis: When Huake Star appears in the Migration Palace, there will be one to several of the following phenomena: a. You attach great importance to external performance such as clothing, words and deeds. b. Hope you can be praised. c. Gain a good reputation outside. d. Handle interpersonal relationships well. e. You will prefer to pursue a good environment. f. The nature of the goal you want to pursue is on the brighter side. g. Strengthen the power and energy of the lord of the migration palace to "do good" and "seek expression". 4. Analysis of the overall pattern of the three directions and four uprights in the life palace 1. Introduction: ● The "three directions and four uprights in the life palace" mentioned here include the two themes of "analysis of the main star pattern" and "six lucky stars and six evil stars". The three directions and four directions of the Life Palace include: Career Palace, Wealth Palace, and Migration Palace. Ziwei Dou Shu must be analyzed from a "macro" and "micro" perspective in order to have a deep understanding of your personality and abilities. Among them, macro analysis is to understand the interactive relationship between the main stars, the six lucky stars and the six evil stars in the four palaces of life, career, migration and wealth. ● Ziwei Dou Shu can be divided into four categories according to the attributes of the main star, and each category has different meanings. The four major types are as follows: The first major category: Ziweixing, Tianfuxing, Lianzhenxing, Wuquxing and Tianxiangxing. The second major category: Seven Kills Star, Pojun Star, Greedy Wolf Star. The third major category: Tianji Star, Taiyin Star, Tiantong Star, and Tianliang Star. The fourth category: giant star and sun star. ● The six auspicious stars and the six evil stars are as follows: The six auspicious stars include: Zuo Fu Xing, You Bi Xing, Wenchang Star, Wenqu Star, Tian Kui Star and Tian Yue Star. The six evil stars include: Mars, Bell Star, Qingyang Star, Tuoluo Star, Earth Sky Star, and Earth Tribulation Star. 2. Palace chart and table of the three squares of the Life Palace: Life Palace: Taiyin Star Career Palace: Sun Star, Tianliang Star Wealth and Silk Palace: Unruly Star Migration Palace: Tianji Star 3. Analysis of the general pattern of the main stars: A. Yours The lord of the Life Palace is the Taiyin Star, the lord of the Career Palace is the Sun Star and the Tianliang Star, the Wealth and Silk Palace has no lord star, and the Lord of the Migration Palace is the Tianji Star.
B. The pattern of three directions and four directions in your life palace is composed of the third type of constellation. C. Your wealth palace has no ruling star, which means that your wealth is not controlled by yourself but by the external environment. If the external environment is good, you can make money by working hard; if the external environment is not good, you must work harder to achieve some results. D. Your wealth palace does not have a ruling star, which means that your innate grasp of money is relatively insufficient. It is best not to try a money-seeking plan that is too high-risk and highly variable. Making money in a steady way is best for you. Although there is no main star in the innate Palace of Wealth and Silk, as long as there is a main star in the Palace of Wealth and Silk in every passing year and great event, the acquired fortune will make up for the innate deficiencies. E. If your wealth palace does not have a ruling star, it does not mean that you cannot make a lot of money. As long as you work hard enough, think twice before making any plans to seek wealth, and adhere to the principle of sound financial management, you can still achieve good results. F. The layout of your life palace with three directions and four uprights is a literati structure. The biggest advantage is that you have good perseverance and enough patience, and you will move towards your goals step by step. 4. Introduction to Six Lucky Stars and Six Evil Stars: ● Ancient China was a closed and authoritarian society. It was believed that the more Six Lucky Stars, the better, and it was best not to have any Six Evil Stars. This is because people with more evil stars tend to have more opinions and ideas, and are more active in action. Therefore, in ancient society, the more evil stars, the more troubles they would bring to themselves. But in today's society, hundreds of schools of thought are contending, and only those who stand out as champions will be unique and have potential that is different from others only if they are inspired by evil stars. ● In the three directions and four positive aspects of the Life Palace (Life Palace, Career Palace, Wealth Palace, Migration Palace), the more six lucky stars are encountered and the six evil stars are encountered less, then the journey of life will be relatively smooth but easy to be comfortable and lack of momentum. The positivity level is also relatively low. The fewer the six lucky stars are encountered and the more the six evil stars are encountered, the more challenges there will be in the journey of life. Only those who have experienced and tempered their lives can stimulate their potential. However, if there are too many evil stars, it is easy to encounter difficulties and setbacks, causing confusion and confusion in thinking. disturbed. ● The golden mean mentioned by Confucius is actually very suitable to explain the phenomenon of six lucky stars and six evil stars. Both too much and less than one are bad. The appropriate level is the best. 5. List of Six Lucky Stars and Six Evil Stars: Six Lucky Stars: Tian Kui Star, Zuo Auxiliary Star Six Evil Stars: Qingyang Star, Earth Sky Star, Tuoluo Star, Earth Tribulation Star 6. Explanation of Six Lucky Stars and Six Evil Stars: Your There is Tiankuixing in the three directions and four directions of the Life Palace ● Tiankuixing is in Ziwei Dou Shu and is a noble star, which directly represents the help of noble people. Tiankuixing is more masculine, and there are more noble people of the same sex; or you can directly get help from noble people. ● The meaning of help from noble people is very broad, it may be money, material, comfort from friends, support from elders, help from classmates, help from strangers... the scope is very wide. Looking at the noble star in a broad sense, it means that when you are in trouble, there will be noble people to help you tide over the difficulties. Or you may have an idea and find a way to solve a problem. ● You have confidence in yourself, are kind-hearted, and are willing to help people in need without asking for anything in return. Because you often accumulate blessings, when you need help, there will always be noble people to help you. ● Encountering Tiankuixing means that you always have more opportunities than others. Whether it is studying, employment, or promotion, your luck is always better than others. ● Tian Kuixing is a relatively decent star. Only when he is doing legitimate things will he be helped by noble people. The help from the nobles of Tian Kuixing can be compared to "after a long drought in the African savannah, a sudden heavy rain gave all living things access to precious water sources". Everyone loves help from noble people, but in fact this kind of help can only solve a temporary crisis. You still have to rely on yourself to achieve your dreams and goals in life. ● God helps those who help themselves. This sentence is very suitable for Tiankuixing. In these ten years, if you encounter difficulties and do not find a solution, but think that with the help of Tiankuixing, someone must come out to help me, then your nobleman Seeing your appearance, the chances of jumping out to help you are relatively reduced. We must remember the principle and meaning of "when poverty leads to change, and when change leads to prosperity". There is a left auxiliary star in the three directions and four directions in your life palace. ● There is a left auxiliary star in the three directions and four directions in your life palace. Zuo Fu Xing and You Bi Xing are both auxiliary stars. They are best described as left and right hands.
When you are doing something, if you have right and left hands to help you, you will go more smoothly. When you want to complete a certain task, it will be easier for you to achieve your goal if you have right and left hands to help you. ● The original intention of Zuo Fuxing is more direct assistance, enthusiastic and practical. The meaning of assistance here is very broad, including all kinds of people, things, communication, communication and coordination, support, and all kinds of help. Because of the help of Zuo Fu Xing, life is like a bicycle with lubricant added, it will be easier to ride, and it will run faster than a bicycle without lubricant. ● The Left Assistant Star not only means that you have right and left hands to help you, but also means that you can easily help others, or become a powerful right and left hand for others. The difference depends on your rank and position in life. ● Whether you help others or others help you, it implies that you have good interpersonal relationships and have the ability to lead. As long as this potential is properly developed, you will be able to perform well in various fields. ● The ability of leadership and control must be tempered and stimulated before it can be displayed. Take the military as an example. If you want to be a general, you must start as a second lieutenant and platoon leader before you can become a general. ● With the help of Zuo Fu Xing, you will have a persistent and optimistic attitude towards the future. This will be of great help to your interpersonal relationships, your ability to do things, your ability to coordinate and integrate, and your judgment. ● The three directions and four righteousnesses of the left auxiliary star in the life palace also mean that you are more ambitious and have power. Your desire will be stronger, and you hope that everything will proceed under your control, just like you are the conductor of a symphony orchestra, directing the orchestra to play the music you want. ● The combination of the left auxiliary star and the main star can strengthen the power of the main star, increase your self-confidence, and increase your mental stability. There are the Goat Star and the Gyro Star in the three directions and four directions of your life palace. ● The Goat Star and the Gyro Star are in the three directions and four directions in your life palace. The Qingyang star and the Gyro star are one of the six evil stars and have great influence. Qingyangxing is like a multi-functional Swiss knife. It is sharp and has many uses. When used in different places, the effects will be different. The Gyro star represents a spinning top that keeps spinning in place. ● The most common characteristic of these two zodiac signs is that they increase your patience, perseverance, and resistance to stress. Once something is decided, you will not give up easily. ● However, there are still some differences between these two kinds of stars. The Qingyang star will increase your decision-making ability in thinking and enthusiasm for doing things, but the Gyro star will make you more hesitant, unable to make the right decision at the right time, or prone to procrastination and unable to let go of yourself. of mind. ● Qingyang Star's competition method is more obvious and belongs to the direct group; Gyro Star's competition method is more recessive and it belongs to the secretive group. ● These opposite effects will vary from person to person, they may occur simultaneously, or one of them may be more pronounced. ● If your main star is relatively weak, then the Sheep Star and the Gyro Star will increase your enthusiasm and hard work, which can be regarded as bonus points. ● The characteristics of Qingyang Star and Gyro Star are as mentioned above. There is no standard answer to whether they are good or bad. It depends on how you make good use of them. If you use the good characteristics of these two stars in the right places, such as career and academic development, and apply the golden mean to everything in life, and control your emotions well, then the Sheep Star and the Gyro Star Its power and charm are truly a guarantee of success. There are earth calamity stars and earth and sky stars in the three directions and four directions in your life palace. ● The earth calamity stars and earth and sky stars are in the three directions and four directions in your life palace. The Earth Tribulation Star and the Earth and Sky Star are one of the six evil stars and have great influence. The Earth Sky Star and the Earth Tribulation Star are a group of similar stars in Ziwei Dou Shu. The characteristics of the Earth Sky Star are smaller than those of the Earth Tribulation Star. ● Affected by the Earth Tribulation Star and the Earth-Sky Star, your association and creativity will be richer than ordinary people, you will have strong imitation and learning abilities, like to use your mind, and have the ability to think abstractly and reason. ● Your ideas will be wild and unconstrained, you will imagine that you are an outstanding person, and you will regard these ideals as goals to pursue in the future.
Only with a dream can you have a chance of success. However, for any goal, you must measure your own strength and current situation. Divide your dream into short, medium and long-term planning, and set a clear time and projects to be completed. Really do it. , the dream will come true. ● Affected by the Earth Tribulation Star and the Earth-Sky Star, you will yearn for an unfettered living environment and hope to have a stage where you can perform to your heart's content. See things from a broader perspective and think about the issues behind problems. ● Because the perspective of thinking about problems is relatively broad, it is easy to think too much and do too little. If you only talk but don’t do anything, the characteristics of the Earth Tribulation Star and the Earth Sky Star will become very ambitious, whimsical, and just rely on one mouth. , all talk without practice, and will bring you physical and mental trouble and uneasiness. If you really do what you want to do, the good potential of the earth, sky and stars will be developed by you. ● Affected by the Earth Tribulation Star and the Earth-Sky Star, you will pay special attention to your feelings. You will do things by your feelings and make friends by your feelings. As long as you feel right, all problems will be easily solved. ● Being affected by the Earth Tribulation Star and the Earth-Space Star means that you are able to accept new ideas and accept the suggestions of others. This is an essential characteristic of a leader. If you make good use of your potential, you will have a bright future. ● The characteristics of Earth Tribulation Star and Earth Sky Star, as mentioned above, are good or bad. There is no standard answer. It depends on how you make good use of them. If you develop the ability of the Earth Tribulation Star and the Earth Sky Star to think, create and invent well, and practice it with actions, the power and charm of the Earth Tribulation Star and the Earth Sky Star can really be said to be a guarantee of success. If you encounter 2-4 evil stars in the three directions and four directions in your life palace ● If you encounter 2-4 evil stars in the three directions and four directions in your life palace (life palace, career palace, wealth palace, and migration palace), it means you will be affected by evil stars. The stimulation of stars will make you willing to try risky and difficult things. If you make good use of the potential of this star cluster, you will definitely be able to perform in all walks of life. If you are willing to give yourself the opportunity to try challenging things, your life horizons will be broader. ● The Sun Star and the Giant Gate Star are relatively passionate and direct in nature. If you encounter too many evil stars, it is easy for you to be hot-tempered. If you see things that are unpleasant to your eyes, you will easily be unable to control your emotions and bring trouble to yourself. ● Only by learning to control your emotions can you advance to a higher level in life. ...
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