Joke: Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests.

My cousin is still single in his thirties. Once I asked him, "Cousin, there are so many beautiful women in your company, why haven't you found a girlfriend yet?"

My cousin said coldly, "Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests!"

I said, "at this age, you still' rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests'?"

Cousin said gloomily, "Beauty is a rabbit, and I am grass!" " "

2.

A young teacher just told a little boy in her class a story about a sheep that was eaten by a wolf because it left the flock. "Look," she said, "if this sheep is honest and doesn't leave the flock, it won't be eaten by wolves, right?" "Yes, sir." The little boy replied, "but we ate it later."

3.

A nouveau riche went to stay in a hotel in the city. Just after checking in, the waiter took him to a room. As soon as he entered the door, he shouted, "Do you take me for a fool? Is this your most expensive single room? There is no cupboard in it, not even a bed? "

The waiter said, "come in, sir, this is the elevator!" " "

4.

One day, a sparrow said to a pigeon, "Do you dare to shoot an eagle?"

"Of course, I dare." After that, the pigeon flew away. After a while, the pigeon flew back without feathers. The sparrow asked, "What's the matter?" The dove said, "That boy is not convinced, so I will hit him with my bare hands."