Jokes of assembly line operation

In the middle school class, the teacher of the course of socialist economic theory (hereinafter referred to as social economics) is angrily reading out the exam results: everyone failed in this exam. Obviously, you didn't spend your energy on social economics. In fact, social economics is a very simple course, and hard work will yield results ... Read the results below: Yang Wei failed in social economics. ...

At lunch, two colleagues don't know why they lifted the bar (joking). A said to B: You kneel down and give me a knock, and I will give it to you 100. B said: knock 200! A gritted his teeth and said, deal! B you look sweaty! I just don't know how to deal with it. C tells B, knock! Rest assured! Think of it as the wrong grave!

A person dialed the wrong number today! Come up and call me honey ... I'm a man, too! I don't know if I'm stupid ... just say, "Please stop harassing my girlfriend ..........." and then turn off my cell phone calmly. ...

Traveling with my buddies, I saw a piece of paper money with ancient heads and instruments printed in the merit box of the temple. My buddy flew into a rage and roared, "If you don't donate this quality, don't donate it and don't throw money away!" " I whispered, "don't make so much noise, that's a win."

A man bought a book in a bookstore and said to the clerk, I want to buy a book. There is no murder here, but there is a hidden murder. There is no love, only love and hate; There are no detectives, but they are always on their guard. Can you recommend one for me? "Only this", said the clerk, "China Stock Market".

Go out for a snack. Halfway through the meal, an aunt came over and asked me mysteriously, "Do you want a girl?" . I was happy at that time and thought the service industry was too developed. I said, let's buy one. Two minutes later, the proprietress served a plate of duck head. ...

A man had nothing to do one day, went to the park to play, met a fortune teller and asked for divination. The fortune teller stared at a man for a long time and said, "You are the father of two children." A man held out three fingers contemptuously. "That's your idea, I am the father of three children!" The fortune teller paused for half an hour and said contemptuously, "That's just your idea! "