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What is uncle?

Uncle, originally referring to the husband of mother and sister, is now an online buzzword, referring to the male physiological cycle and corresponding to "big aunt". In June 2009, some netizens posted that they saw a new product-"men's sanitary napkins" in Watsons, and posted the product pictures online. Most netizens are poking fun at this, and the new term "uncle" has been circulating on the Internet for some time.

Recently, some netizens posted that they saw a new product in a shopping mall-"men's sanitary napkins" and posted pictures of the products.

Uncle is online. For a time, the new term "uncle" was circulating on the Internet.

The seller said that from the appearance, "men's sanitary napkins" are similar to women's sanitary napkins, but they are longer and larger than women's sanitary napkins. He said that this product sold well, but when the reporter asked about the source of "men's sanitary napkins", the seller kept his mouth shut.

The man said, I came to see "Uncle" today. This is not just a joke. Men, like women, have a few days of "discomfort" every month, which can also be called "official holidays" for men. Men's "official holidays" are listless, depressed, grumpy and unresponsive, which will affect their life and work.

Maybe we should let Liu Xiangdeng advertise for a man to prove his name: there are always a few days of physical discomfort every month, which makes it difficult for me to cross! The recent popularity of men's sanitary napkins and previous men's bras on the Internet is not so much a hype of businesses as another manifestation of equality between men and women. My wife has a big aunt, my husband has a big uncle and my son has a bag of diapers. It's really good for everyone. ...

Now,

Men are becoming more and more feminine, and fancy men are constantly appearing. Men even give women sanitary napkins. Later, boys can also shout:

"Don't play today, my uncle is coming.

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Expert opinion: the treatment of prostatitis with male sanitary pads is purely a bluff! The use of sanitary pads will make the permeability and heat dissipation of scrotum worse and increase the temperature of scrotum, which is not conducive to the production and survival of sperm. It is not recommended to use them. The treatment of prostate must first open the capsule and dredge the prostate tube, but sanitary pads can't do it at all. ...

Netizens are mostly ridiculous about "male sanitary napkins". In view of the fact that some ladies call menstruation "my period is coming", some netizens laughed and said that "Aunt finally has a big uncle. This is an innovation, the times are progressing, and men and women should be more equal. "

"China men are finally loved!" On Baidu Post Bar and other web pages, netizens said "floating in Shenzhen".

"I won't play today, my uncle is here." The post of "narrow-minded, silent" by netizens made the new term "uncle" popular.

"Aunt finally wait to my uncle. My son has a bag of diapers, one for each person in a family of three. It is really good that everyone is good! " The netizen's "transparent air" has a humorous tone.

Some netizens also said that as a new thing, if it is popular, it is willing to try, but "it won't take long." One has never thought about it, and the other is "too expensive".