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What is the integrity of the lines in the sketch "Interview"?

Essay "Interview"

Performances: Guo, He Jun, Fu.

Screenwriters: Wang Chengyou and Dong Taifeng

Authors: Tian Hao, Jiang Lilin

Director: Wang Jiannan

Performance duration: 12 minutes 08 seconds

Performance occasion: 20 12 CCTV Spring Festival Evening

First broadcast time: 2065438+0265438+1October 22nd.

Lines:

Policeman: Don't cry!

Thief: Big Brother.

Policeman: Let go!

Thief; Ah! This is my first time. I think I am a first-time offender. I dare not do it again. Please give me a break!

Policeman: Is this your first crime? I've seen you three times in the police station alone. Take what you stole and go!

Thief: Me! Alas! This is a disaster!

Hao Deshou: I believe I am who I am. I believe that tomorrow, I believe that reaching out can touch the sky. I believe it, I don't believe it! Did we crash shirts? Aren't you a younger me? What did you think when you got dressed and went out?

Policeman: Sorry, comrade.

Hao Deshou: Oh! It's too difficult. Exactly the same. Hello, is this the supermarket? Yes, I'm here to apply. Didn't I say I had an interview today? Where is it? Manager's office? All right! I'll wait there, the manager's office.

Manager: Hello, I'm the manager. What? The thief was caught? Great! Locked in my office? Did you call the police? The police will come soon. What is a thief like? Sportswear, messenger bag, yellow hair, OK! Let me try him first! That's him! Sportswear, messenger bag, yellow hair, this one has no hair.

Hao Deshou: It is not easy to find a job. I've been to several places, and people say I can't. They say I have a bad image and a sinister brain. What do you think being a porter has to do with my head? I can't help it I borrowed a headdress and tried it on. I don't know what the Taoist priest looks like. Let the manager come in later. What a pity!

Manager: Don't move, stand here!

Hao Deshou: Brother, let me explain.

Manager: Do you have anything to explain? You are so brave!

Hao Deshou: Brother, are you the manager?

Manager: Ah.

Hao Deshou: Let me see your little card.

Manager: Don't move, stand back!

Hao Deshou: Brother, I am looking forward to your arrival. I tell you, my life is in your hands. Whether I go or stay, I will listen to you.

Manager: That's sweet.

Hao Deshou: Brother, you eat candy.

Manager: Come on. Stand back and stand up! I don't know my identity!

Hao Deshou: What am I? Oh, yes.

Manager: Your boy is very strong!

Hao Deshou: That's true. Only when you are healthy can you do a good job. Brother, I am not only in good health, but also fast at work. I will move everything in your house in five minutes. Lift this table and leave.

Manager: Don't move, put it down, stand back and stand still! I said that you are so old, it is not good to do something, you have to do this!

Hao Deshou: My family is poor and I haven't been to school for a few days. I can only do this.

Manager: 360 lines. What do you do? You have to do this.

Hao Deshou: 360 lines, each line is the best.

Manager: Oh, dear.

Hao Deshou: Brother, I'm not ashamed to do this job. Do what you can.

Manager: That's it?

Hao Deshou: Two days ago, I went with my fellow villagers and friends. ...

Manager: Wait a minute, fellow villager? Partner? Why don't you just say that your partner is finished?

Hao Deshou: It doesn't matter. A few days ago, my colleagues and I, colleagues?

Manager: What did you do?

Hao Deshou: We went to five supermarkets without success. I wonder if there are too many people and people are scared, so I'll let them wait at home today, and I'll try you alone.

Manager: Did you step on it on the spot?

Hao Deshou: I'm afraid you can't stand too many people.

Manager: That's crazy. Sit down and do it! Let me tell you something! I saw it as soon as I walked in the door. You're in this business.

Hao Deshou: Big Brother has a good eye!

Manager: How many years have you been in this business?

Hao Deshou: Five years.

Store manager: I have been an old hand for five years and have accumulated a lot of experience!

Hao Deshou: I can't say that I have accumulated a lot of experience, but I have also experienced many battles.

Manager: Where have you all worked?

Hao Deshou: I work in hotels, restaurants, factories, KTV and kindergartens. ...

Manager: You won't even let the children go?

Hao Deshou: Ah, I quit later.

Manager: Why?

Hao Deshou: There is something wrong with this kindergarten. The child has to take a nap, so he can't do anything. Children cry when there is movement, which is contagious. When they cried, they all cried. Wow, they can't do it. But later, I found that the supermarket was very easy to do, so I worked for three years.

Manager: I've been working in a supermarket for three years, and people haven't found you yet?

Hao Deshou: Do your own thing. Who found who? Besides, did I tell you that I'm quick, and before he finds out, I'm finished. They chose me as the boss!

Manager: What happened?

Hao Deshou: Later, the effect was good and the supermarket closed down.

Manager: With your way, you won't fail.

Hao Deshou: Well, no, two days later, the supermarket opened again.

Manager: So you didn't go back to work?

Hao Deshou: No, we have a rule in this business. A good horse never looks back. We didn't go back, but two days later, one of our associates said that a notice was posted to let us go back.

Manager: This is for you.

Hao Deshou: Yes, tell us to go back.

Manager: wanted!

Hao Deshou: Huh?

Manager: wanted!

Hao Deshou: Manager, are you from Guangdong?

Manager: What's the matter?

Hao Deshou: I have been to your place, and the people there are particularly interesting. Call it "notice" and "wanted"!

Manager: What's your last name?

Hao Deshou: My last name is Hao.

Manager: Why are you surnamed Hao?

Hao Deshou: My father's surname is Hao.

Manager: What's your name?

Hao Deshou: My name is Hao Deshou. I am virtuous, virtuous, and have a long life.

Manager: Hao Deshou? Why don't you clap and get it?

Hao Deshou: It's easy. Where's that name?

Manager: How old are you?

Hao Deshou: I have a resume.

Manager: Do you take out your resume in your work?

Hao Deshou: That's true. I have a resume for everything now.

Manager: So, you also received on-the-job training?

Hao Deshou: Yes, how can you succeed without on-the-job training?

Manager: I really admire you. Oh, your real name is Hao Deshou.

Hao Deshou: Hmm.

Manager: You, uh-huh, uh-huh, I'm still saying, can't you do something at your age? Do you have to do this?

Hao Deshou: Manager, I have a dream.

Manager: Oh, you still have dreams?

Hao Deshou: Well, this dream is far away, but once it is realized, the future is boundless.

Manager: You can do it.

Hao Deshou: Our family.

Store manager: I said you are mentally ill, say it quickly!

Hao Deshou: I just want to work hard on your son with my hard hand, and one day I can be on an equal footing with you and open my own supermarket.

Manager: Can you save some for me?

Hao Deshou: No, soldiers who don't want to be generals are not good soldiers! Brother, please let me work hard in your shop and show my talents!

Manager: Bah! You are shameless. You should have been caught fooling around and stealing chickens and dogs a long time ago

Hao Deshou: Who is shameless? Who's sneaking around? What did I do, get caught? I won't finish with you until you make it clear!

Manager: Oh, you are still excited about me, and you are still against me, huh? What is this?

Hao Deshou: What?

Manager: Tools for committing crimes, what do you have to say? I'm telling you, you are not a good person at first sight.

Hao Deshou: Who?

Manager: You!

Hao Deshou: Say it again.

Manager: You are not a good person!

Hao Deshou: Say it again three times.

Manager: You are not a good person, not a good person, not a good person. What are you doing?

Hao Deshou: Say it ten times.

Manager: You are not a good person, not a good person ... Hey, you are not a good person. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean you. I'll talk after the phone call.

Hao Deshou: I will wait for you seven times!

Manager: Hello, police station, police comrade, I'm interrogating the thief. What? Did you catch the thief? Then what is this thing?

Hao Deshou: Me, I am.

Manager: OK, I'll be right there, hmm.

Hao Deshou: Go on!

Manager: Are you really a good person?

Hao Deshou: What the hell are you?

Manager: Are you here for the job?

Hao Deshou: Ah, why don't you come to me for an application?

Manager: Then why don't you say something about the application?

Hao Deshou: I've been talking about applying.

Manager: Oh, I'm sorry, young man. Here's the thing. Recently, things are always lost in our shop, but thieves just can't catch them. I was so worried. Well, today he was caught by the masses when he was stealing, and he was kept in my office, waiting for the police to take him away.

Hao Deshou: Yes, I saw it. The police took him away.

Manager: Oh, why didn't you say so earlier?

Hao Deshou: You didn't ask me!

Manager: OK, don't say anything. You can stay.

Hao Deshou: I'll stay?

Manager: Yes.

Hao Deshou: I won't do it if you let me stay!

Manager: What's the matter?

Hao Deshou: Your store is hopeless because of you, a confused manager. I tell you, although I am a porter, I have moved so many valuable things that I haven't moved a needle or a thread. Although I am poor, I have the bottom line and dignity to be a man!

Manager: OK, young man, that's very good of you. You are just the person I need!

Hao Deshou: What talent am I? My name is not nice, you can call me!

Manager: Hey, your name is Hao Deshou.

Hao Deshou: Hao Deshou, I have a group of accomplices, and we are all wanted.

Manager: What do you want? I'll officially inform you. I'll meet them as soon as I see you. I am sure they can't be wrong. Stay, young man. You can be a leader.

Hao Deshou: Huh?

Store manager: Come on, you and I are together, and it is entirely possible to realize your dream of being a store manager.

Hao Deshou: Really?

Manager: Yes.

Hao Deshou: What about you?

Manager: Equality!

Hao Deshou: Equality?

Manager: Yes.

Hao Deshou: Can you pour me a glass of water?

Manager: OK! Hey, there's no water. Go, change the bucket of water!

Hao Deshou: OK, is this equal?

Manager: Wait a minute, young man. Call all your colleagues at once.

Hao Deshou: OK, you are still a partner, big brother.

Manager: Sorry, fellow villagers, please tell them that I want them all!

Hao Deshou: Big Brother, Manager, thank you! It's not easy, big brother Don't worry, we all listen to you. We all work hard, big brother. Can you give me back my headgear?

Manager: Oh, here you are.

Hao Deshou: Brother, I wanted to see you like this, but you let me see you like this. It's actually pretty. See you later, brother!

Manager: Goodbye!

Information about the work of the essay Interview:

The Interview was directed by Wang Jiannan, written by Wang Chengyou and Dong Taifeng, and performed by Guo, He Jun and Fu Lian. He performed at the CCTV 20 12 12 Spring Festival Gala.

The sketch tells a series of unexpected situations encountered by migrant workers during the job interview and is mistaken for a thief.

In the 8th CCTV essay competition held on 20 1 1, Jiang Lilin and jinan military area command Avant-garde Art Troupe co-wrote and directed the work Interview, and won the prize of excellence. Later, the CCTV Spring Festival Evening program group was immediately authorized, so there was Guo's sketch "Interview" in CCTV Spring Festival Evening.

Jiang Lilin, the original author of Interview, said that the inspiration for creating this sketch came from real life. People often see supermarkets detaining customers inexplicably and mistaking them for thieves in their lives. Later, they saw a message on the Internet that a person went for an interview and made the manager mistake it for a thief ... Jiang Lilin said that in order to make the script more vivid, they also found some supermarket managers and asked some interview questions.

Dong Taifeng, one of the screenwriters, said that the sketch was well received by the director group of CCTV Spring Festival Evening from the beginning, which can be said to be a "gold medal for avoiding death". There are many paragraphs in the sketch, and the baggage is not taken from the internet. It is entirely based on the originality in life.

Dong Taifeng has worked with Wang Chengyou and Guo in TV dramas before. This time, he was invited to participate in the creation, and the cooperation was very pleasant. When Guo first saw the script, he thought the theme was very good. He not only accurately grasps the psychology of characters, but also actively participates in creation. And Wei Jian is busy with drama, and can only take into account the sketch rehearsal between performances, which is very hard.

The work is based on a small person and starts with a misunderstanding. It has a theme, performance elements and no lack of burden. The sketch is very successful from the conception of the script to the performance effect, which can be regarded as an excellent work, and the audience also gave warm applause.

Guo's kindness and forbearance after being wronged can arouse great concern for those who are frustrated in life, especially for young people who are still on the long road to job hunting. In the final analysis, the key to the success of Interview lies in teaching young people to be honest and trustworthy and to be a good person.

Guo He's sketch "Interview" in CCTV Spring Festival Evening was not finished, and some netizens posted on Weibo that the sketch was suspected of copying the sketch "Job Interview" created by Japanese funny group UNJASH 2009. After comparison, some netizens found that the sketches are almost identical in plot setting, structure and burden. Wang Chengyou, one of the writers of the sketch, said that he was only responsible for the adaptation of the script, and if he plagiarized it, he should ask the original author.

Jiang Lilin, the original author, insists that the sketch is his original work by tianhao, and there is no plagiarism. He said that the translation of Japanese sketches and interviews are also very different, and it can only be said that some places overlap.

The work was created in March and April of 20 13. Many paragraphs are original, and there are also manuscripts to testify. It is obvious to all that in the process of performance rehearsal, it is constantly revised and some burdens are added. Regarding the overwhelming plagiarism on the Internet after CCTV Spring Festival Gala, Jiang Lilin said that comedies all over the world are the same, but there are several ways of misunderstanding, such as entering the wrong door and mistaking the wrong person.

Due to the communication effect of CCTV Spring Festival Gala, China audience's doubts about The Interview's plagiarism of Japanese works have also attracted the attention of Japanese media. UNJASH also expressed regret when he learned the news, but they thought it proved that his performance was acceptable to the audience in China, and they also had the idea of taking this opportunity to March into China.

Introduction of the performer of the sketch "Interview":

Guo, a comic sketch actor in China, has appeared in many large-scale cultural evenings such as the Spring Festival Evening, and is deeply loved by the audience. Guo also appeared in many comedies, movies and TV series. Guo is good at using ordinary people to interpret short stories close to his parents' families and is famous for playing small people. Versatile, he made great efforts in the performance, and his kind-hearted but glib characters left a deep impression on the audience.

Wei Jian insisted on artistry and devoted himself to the military stage. Wei Jian is a warm-hearted man. No matter who asks him for help in his hometown, he always gives a warm reception. David is a well-known dutiful son and a model for the whole village. He is one of the few people in China drama circle.

He Jun is a man who keeps fighting for his dreams. He is a powerful singer and a serious actor. He has always been very low-key, low-key, neither arrogant nor impetuous. He pays attention to etiquette and details of life, adhering to the principle of being a man in advance. The performance style humor makes people laugh, and art sublimates in humor. Not only that, he also dabbled in many fields of film and television songs, and achieved good results, moving forward steadily and interpreting the ever-changing life.

References:

Baidu Encyclopedia: Interview (essays written by Wang Chengyou and Dong Taifeng), Baidu Encyclopedia: Guo, Baidu Encyclopedia: He Jun.