Jokes and jokes: What is politics? Laugh till your stomach hurts. Laugh and tease your girlfriend.

An incident in Chu's childhood. One day, he asked his father, "What is politics?"

Dad thought for a moment and said metaphorically, "Politics is like our family. The father who earns money is a capitalist, the mother who earns money to support her family is * * *, and you are a national."

After hearing this, Xiao Chufeng seemed puzzled and asked, "Who is Brother Chu Xiang Yang?"

"Our future, of course."

"What is our nanny?"

Dad thought about it again and replied, "The nanny takes the salary of the capitalist father and works for us. It should be a laborer. "

That night, Chu Fengtou, who was sleeping soundly, was awakened by his younger brother's cry, and his younger brother, who was still nursing, pulled a bed. Chu limelight don't know what to do, into the back room to call mom, mom how also can't wake up. Helpless, he ran to the nanny's room again, opened the door and saw his father and nanny mixed together in bed. The next day, when everyone was sitting around the table for breakfast, Chu Fengtou suddenly stood up and made the following speech: "Last night, I discovered what' real politics' is. The real politics is: those who ignore citizens in need, capitalists who ravage workers, and our future struggling in the dunghill. "