Who will tell me the joke about instant noodles?

A long time ago, Lamian Noodles and Egg were lovers. Later, I broke up with the egg and smashed it into a marinated egg. Eggs defy, ready to fight back, but Lamian Noodles slipped away.

A few years later, the egg met instant noodles in the street, without saying anything, and punched and kicked them. Instant noodles said, why did you hit me? The egg said angrily, you think I won't recognize you if you perm your hair! ? Before I could answer, the instant noodles were smashed into pieces by eggs.