3 humorous sentences worth remembering

1. Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the bottom of your life.

2. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

3. An adult is not picky about food. They will say that I am allergic to it.

4. if you eat less than one meal every day, you can save a lot of money over time, and this money can be saved for seeing stomach trouble in the future.

5. be lazy with me, and you will lose, because I am too lazy to compete with you.

VI. Being sleepy all day, living a hard life, being unsociable and looking very popular, can you say that I am a difficult people?

VII. I find that I can put girls to sleep. As soon as I send a message, the girl says I'm going to sleep.

8. I have always believed that I will be thin, and now I just play with my weight, but I didn't expect to get high after playing.

9. Everyone says that failure is the mother of success. I have several mothers, and none of them are pregnant.

1. I have reached the legal age for marriage. Excuse me, when I go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, does my wife bring it by herself or wait for them to issue it?

Xi. Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then write down their names carefully.

12. Work is like being a lover. Although I sometimes have conflicts with you, I have to meet you every day. Interest is like a lover. Although it makes you passionate, it can't replace bread.

XIII. People can do anything except math problems when they are pushed.

14. There is always a selfless person in the world who would rather make themselves unhappy than others.

15. Give your dream wings. Although it may not fly far, it will definitely fall heavily.

16. When I was a child, I always looked up at the sky when I was unhappy. When I grew up, I stopped looking underground. In case I can pick up some money, I can still be happy!

XVII. It's hard to go out in such a strong wind. I'm so cute. If I don't pay attention to it, others won't return it.

18. As the saying goes, it never rains but it pours, so even disasters have company. Look at you again.

19. It is said that people tend to overeat when they are in a bad mood. But I am different. No matter when I eat like a pig, no one can stop me!

2. legend of miyue tells us that even sisters who have lived a life will face each other as long as they fall in love with the same man. This shows that men are really bad things!

21. When I was a child, I dreamed of living the life of

Bajie. I could have the figure of Monkey, but later I found it was just a thought, because I only got the figure of

Bajie!

22. I believe everyone will have different goals every year. Of course, I am no exception: I wanted to get rich last year, but this year I will be great, and I want to get rid of poverty!

23. Slowly, you will find that those hurdles that you can't get through are not big hurdles. You can't get through them just because your legs are short!

XXIV. Why are people farther north more direct? It's freezing in the cold. Who has time to travel with you?

twenty-five. I thought I had grown taller overnight, but the quilt cover was horizontal.

XXVI. It's time to go out for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

27. Calculate the increase in wages before you calculate the pork. You will find yourself worse than a pig!

28. Have you noticed that you will feel lonely when you eat, but you won't feel this way when you eat snacks!

29. If you don't cherish me, I'll wait for you in the next village after this village.

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ten. What did I say that made you sad and shed tears? Please tell me and I'll say it again.