Funny quotations from nonsense literature classics (selected 60 sentences)

Part 1 of Funny Quotations from Nonsense Literature Classics

1. The last time I said this was the last time.

2. Those who haven’t gone to bed so late should still be awake.

3. You are an understanding person, and I understand what you mean. I am also an understanding person, and an understanding person should understand that I understand what you understand. As long as everyone understands, understanding people should understand what I understand and what you understand, then the network environment will be filled with understanding people.

4. Hello everyone, my surname is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me, please be careful when I speak.

5. This is just the situation. The specific situation depends on the situation.

6. Sorry, can I delay everyone for half a minute? I have never celebrated a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. It’s not my birthday, but I just want to waste everyone for half a minute.

7. You look like you are sick and you are not cured.

8. You are a sensible person, and I understand what you mean. I am also an understanding person, and an understanding person should understand that I understand what you understand. As long as everyone understands, people should understand, I understand what you understand.

9. It’s pretty, but a bit ugly, but it’s also pretty good-looking. Unfortunately, it’s ugly to me. It’s just that it’s so pretty that it doesn’t reflect the ugly feeling, so it’s a little bit good-looking compared to It’s ugly, but overall it’s pretty. The only flaw is that it’s a bit ugly, but that doesn’t affect its beauty.

10. The last time I saw your phone was the last time

11. If If what you said is correct, it should be correct.

12. When bleeding occurs, no snowflake will survive.

13. When I went to the United States for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Americans in one country.

14. Regardless of the content, I agree.

15. As long as you have some ability, you will not have no ability at all.

16. Why do you hate us lazy people? We obviously haven’t done anything.

17. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that it takes more time.

18. The hospital examination results came out. The doctor said that I will grow one year older every year.

19. Don’t eat on an empty stomach, otherwise you will feel full.

20. Despicable is the first two words of despicable person, and noble is the first two words of noble person. Nonsense Literature Classic Funny Quotations Part 2

21. Listening to you fart is like hearing a fart.

22. I haven’t discovered it before, but I have discovered it when I discovered it.

23. In the spring of the fourth year of Qingli, Teng Zijing was relegated to Baling County. The next year, the fifth year of Qingli.

24. If I have a boyfriend, then there is no need to add the word "if" to this sentence.

25. The milk I drank smelled like milk.

26. In fact, it is quite relaxing if you are not tired at work.

27. There is no cloud in the cloudless sky.

28. Surveys show that people are only born once in their lives.

29. When you eat a rice, you will find that there is a rice missing from your bowl.

30. Delicious food is particularly delicious.

31. You will know about tomorrow.

32. I have been very angry when I was extremely angry.

33. Even if I, the King of Heaven, come, I am still the King of Heaven.

34. If you were whiter, you wouldn’t be black.

35. If he wasn’t ugly, he would be pretty good-looking.

36. It’s a good job, but it’s a bit bad.

37. When you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, otherwise you will feel full.

38. I am calm except when I am not calm.

39. As far as I know I know nothing.

40. Your Chinese teacher teaches you Chinese, right? Part 3 of Funny Quotations from Nonsense Literature

41. Drinking a glass of milk every day before going to bed will cost you a few dollars more every day than not drinking milk.

42. There are two trees in front of the door, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree.

43. Those who can say such things must be able to say such things.

44. My neighbors in the same community started taking sixth grade classes for their children in sixth grade. My child is in third grade and is still taking third grade classes.

45. Ginger is still getting older.

46. Three sentences, let the man listen to my three sentences.

47. If I can understand, I won’t be unable to understand.

48. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, but the waves in front are pushed back by the waves behind.

49. Today’s young people are really young compared to the older generation.

50. What you said is the same as talking.

51. You can definitely do it! Unless it doesn't work.

52. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

53. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

54. If you have to get up so late every time, then you are getting up very late.

55. A truth: the bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

56. As soon as I walked away with my front foot, my back foot followed.

57. I don’t know what to say every time I don’t know what to say.

58. As far as I know, I know nothing about this.

59. I can fry three dishes, one is fried tomatoes, one is fried tomatoes, and one is fried tomatoes.

60. When people can’t hold back, they often can’t hold back. Funny nonsense literary quotations

Funny nonsense literary quotations Part 1

1. You are alive and you are not dead.

2. When you can’t get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

3. I don’t know what to say every time I don’t know what to say.

4. You will know what happens tomorrow.

5. People will die if they are killed.

6. When people can’t hold back, they often can’t hold back.

7. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

8. There are two trees in front of the door, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree.

9. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.

10. Personally test the most effective sun protection tips - avoid the sun.

11. If he has to go to jail for ten years, he will not be able to get out for ten years.

12. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.

13. I’ll keep it short, but it’s a long story.

14. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

15. When you finish reading this sentence, this sentence is over.

16. If I wasn’t good at playing games, I would still be pretty good at it.

17. After peeling the banana, you will get a peeled banana.

18. People who don’t have a partner should still be single.

19. What happens tomorrow will be known the day after tomorrow.

20. There is an old saying in China called "There is an old saying that goes well." Funny Nonsense Literary Quotations Part 2

21. There is no cloud in the cloudless sky.

22. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

23. I’m pretty good when I’m not cooking.

24. Do you know why I am so poor? Because I have no money.

25. Unsuccessful! then fail!

26. In addition to your shortcomings, you still have advantages.

27. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.

28. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

29. As long as you make a little progress, you will not make any progress at all.

30. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it further.

31. When you have heard this, you have heard this.

32. Not seeing each other for seven days is like a week.

33. Sure enough, good-looking people are all beautiful.

34.. Those who haven’t gone to bed so late must still be awake.

35. The doctor touched my belly and asked me if I felt anything here? I said I felt like someone was touching my belly.

36. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

37. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

38. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

39. I once worked as a taxi and asked the driver: Uncle, what do you do for a living?

40. When people can’t hold back, they can’t hold back. Funny Nonsense Literary Quotations Part 3

41. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

42. If you save a pack of cigarettes every day, you can buy 10 packs of cigarettes in 10 days.

43. I don’t know what to say every time I don’t know what to say.

44. This is the situation. The specific situation depends on the situation.

45. As long as what you say makes some sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all.

46. Listening to you fart is like hearing a fart.

47. The deceased was not injured, right?

48. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that it takes more time.

49. As we all know, the wings of cicadas are very thin. How thin are they? As thin as cicada wings.

50. Good morning, friends. It doesn’t matter if it’s not good, it’s whatever you want.

51. You can definitely do it! Unless it doesn't work.

52. Before it dies, it should be alive.

53. If you are my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.

54. One minute on stage is 60 seconds on stage.

55. My family lost two cows. One is white, and the other is also white.

56. Compared with the older generation, today’s young people are really young.

57. As a person who has been through this, I have come through.

58. One day without seeing you is like another day.

59. If you were whiter, you wouldn’t be black.

60. You must be very thin when you lose weight. How many of these nonsense literature have you heard (selected 60 sentences)

How many of these nonsense literature have you heard (Part 1)

1. As long as you make a little progress, you will not No progress at all.

2. People who can say such things must be able to say such things.

3. When you are free, you will naturally be free.

4. If you fall from a hundred-story building, there will be an accident.

5. As a person who has been through this, I have come through.

6. When you eat a rice, you will find that there is a rice missing from your bowl.

7. If you don’t have a partner, you should still be single now.

8. By advising everyone not to buy iPhone 13, you will save thousands of dollars, and then use the saved thousands of dollars to buy iPhone 13, which is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.

9. This tomato has a tomato smell.

10. I have been very angry when I was extremely angry.

11. Why don’t you reply to my message? Just because I didn’t send you a message?

12. Today’s young people are really young compared to the older generation. .

13. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

14. Look, the man in front seems to be alone.

15. Research has found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg than those who do not eat eggs.

16. If this sentence is useful at all, it is not useless at all.

17. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that it takes more time.

18. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.

19. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

20. Your mother must have been pregnant before giving birth to you. How many of these nonsense literature have you heard (Part 2)

21. If you have crossed the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.

22. Drinking a glass of milk every day before going to bed will cost you a few dollars more per day than not drinking milk.

23. Drink more hot water, because the water is hot when you drink hot water.

24. Studies have found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg every day than those who do not eat eggs.

25. When you read this article, you must be reading it.

26. You can only win, but you can’t win.

27. As far as I know I know nothing.

28. Three sentences, let the man listen to my three sentences.

29. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.

30. If you are my sister, we are sisters. For every sixty seconds a person breathes, one minute is lost from his or her life.

31. Sorry, can I delay everyone for half a minute? I have never celebrated a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. It’s not my birthday, but I just want to delay everyone for half a minute.

32. Those who are not asleep now must still be awake.

33. It’s a good job, but it’s a bit bad.

34. The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.

35. As we all know, the body of a swallow is very light. How light is it? It is as light as a swallow.

36. When there are three people walking together, there must be three people.

37. It takes ten years to sharpen a sword, and five years to sharpen half a sword.

38. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

39. People must have dreams. Only with dreams can you be a truly dreamy person.

40. The last time I said this was the last time. How many of these nonsense literature have you heard (Part 3)

41. A truth: the bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

42. The nonsense is not too nonsense, just a bit nonsense.

43. As long as you are of some use, you will not be of no use at all.

44. Regarding your speech, regardless of the content, I still very much agree with it.

45. If I wasn’t good at playing games, I would still be pretty good at it.

46. I pretended to work for my boss, and my boss pretended to pay my salary.

47. I didn’t know what to say every time I didn’t know what to say.

48. I hope the next time we meet is the next time.

49. It was alive before it died.

50. Seeing it means seeing it in vain, and not seeing it means seeing it in vain.

51. When you have heard this, you have heard this.

52. Before 60 seconds passed, a minute was lost.

53. Why hasn’t my iPhone13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn’t buy it?

54. If it is not successful, it should be a failure.

55. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

56. This tomato has a tomato smell.

57. How should I put it? You are very beautiful. You have an indescribable beauty. Especially you have two eyes, a nose and a mouth. They are just right, no more and no less. The best thing is your hair. It grows right on the top of the head.

58. We will know what happens tomorrow.

59. I’m pretty good when I’m not cooking.

60. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, which is probably the bright moonlight. Ironic Nonsense Literary Quotations (Selected 60 Sentences)

Part 1 of Ironic Nonsense Literary Quotations

1. It’s good, but a little bit bad.

2. This hand is as big as a palm.

3. I have been extremely angry in extremely angry situations!

4. This is my father, and I am his son.

5. If your sentence is correct, it should be correct.

6. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

7. Surveys show that people are only born once in their lives.

8. The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time

9. Boy, you are so good, you are so young at a young age.

10. The last time I said this was the last time.

11. By advising everyone not to buy iPhone 13, you will save thousands of dollars, and then use the saved thousands of dollars to buy iPhone 13, which is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.

12. I can make men listen to me in just three sentences.

13. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.

14. When you finish reading this sentence, this sentence is over.

15. If you were whiter, you wouldn’t be black.

16. As long as what you say makes a little sense, it doesn’t mean there is no sense at all.

17. If he wasn’t ugly, he would be pretty good-looking.

18. Congratulations! I congratulate you!

19. As long as you have some ability, it doesn’t mean you have no ability at all.

20. When I went to the United States for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Americans in one country. Part Two of Ironic Nonsense Literary Quotations

21. Before 60 seconds have passed, a minute has been lost.

22. It’s a good job, but it’s a bit bad.

23. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it further.

24. According to statistics, women are the only ones who get pregnant out of wedlock in the world. A 16-year-old girl in bloom was only 12 years old four years ago, and no one born in the 2000s has lived to be 25 years old... ...

25. If I were not bald, I would still have quite a lot of hair.

26. As a person who has been through this, I have come through.

27. If you weren’t ugly, you would still be pretty.

28. This is the situation. The specific situation depends on the situation.

29. The nonsense is not too nonsense, just a bit nonsense.

30. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

31. Do you know why I am poor? Because I have no money.

32. The deceased was not injured.

33. Compared with the older generation, today’s young people are really too young.

34. You and I are here and there.

35. If I guessed correctly, I should guess correctly.

36. Ginger is still getting older.

37. I was still awake before I fell asleep.

38. Do you know? You cannot drink freshly boiled water because it will burn your mouth.

39. If heaven is sentimental, then heaven is sentimental, and the right way in the world is the right way.

40. If he doesn’t marry me, the bride will definitely not be me. Part Three of Ironic Nonsense Literary Quotations

41. If I were not good at playing games, I should still be pretty good.

42. I found the pattern of stocks! Either it goes up or it goes down.

43. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, exactly two, no more, no less.

44. I remember it, but I just can’t remember it.

45. You are so beautiful, especially your eyes, one or two, no more, no less.

46. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

47. The last time I saw a video like this was the last time.

48. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

49. Those who can say such things must be able to say such things.

50. Research has found that people who insist on eating an egg every morning eat one more egg than those who do not eat eggs.

51. The doctor touched my belly and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt like someone was touching my belly.

52. When you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, otherwise you will feel full.

53. I have only two sentences to say, one is one sentence and the other is one sentence.

54. The video is quite short, but a bit long.

55. Drinking a glass of milk every day before going to bed will cost you a few dollars more per day than not drinking milk.

56. If you don’t have a partner, you should still be single now.

57. If you are my sister, we are sisters. For every sixty seconds a person breathes, one minute is lost from his or her life.

58. As far as I know I know nothing.

59. Listening to your words will make you study for ten years in vain.

60. Regarding this matter, I will simply say a few words, as long as you understand it. In short, this matter is the situation now. In detail, everyone can see it, and you have to say a few words. , maybe you don’t understand it very well, but that’s what it means. If you don’t know, you don’t have to guess. I’ve seen this kind of thing a lot. I just want to say that everyone who understands understands it. I won’t explain it to those who don’t understand. After all, Just know it yourself and savor it carefully. Excerpts of nonsense literary quotations with some literary literacy (60 sentences)

Part 1 of nonsense literary quotations with some literary literacy

1. I advise everyone not to buy iPhone 13, which will save thousands. Then using the thousands of dollars saved to buy an iPhone 13 is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.

2. You can do it! Unless it doesn't work.

3. According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before life.

4. Everyone knows that you are beautiful, and everyone knows that you are not ugly.

5. If you are willing to take the time to get to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

6. If I wasn’t good at playing games, I would still be pretty good.

7. There are two trees in front of the door, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree.

8. If you are my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.

9. If he has to go to jail for ten years, he will not be able to get out for ten years.

10. I once worked as a taxi and asked the driver: Uncle, what do you do for a living?

11. Did you know that for every sixty seconds you breathe, one minute passes?

12. The study found that people who insist on eating an egg every morning eat one more egg than those who do not eat eggs.

13. If you are willing to take the time to get to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

14.1 I have been extremely angry in extremely angry situations!

15. How should I put it? You are very beautiful. You have an indescribable beauty, especially you have two eyes, a nose and a mouth. They are just right, no more, no less. The best thing is your hair. It grows right on the top of the head.

16. If I guessed correctly, I must have guessed correctly.

17. You are an understanding person, and I understand what you mean.

18. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.

19. Unsuccessful! then fail!

20. Did you know that people sleep with their eyes closed? Nonsense literary quotations with some literary literacy Part 2

21. Once a person dies, he will never live again

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22. The young man is quite handsome, with one nose and two eyes.

23. I remember it, but I just can’t remember it.

24. If I have a boyfriend, then there is no need to add the word "if" to this sentence.

25. You cannot make calls when your mobile phone is out of battery.

26. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.

27. If you don’t have a partner, you should still be single now.

28. Listening to what you said, it is indeed what you said.

29. I haven’t discovered it before, but I have discovered it when I discovered it.

30. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

31. This tomato has a tomato smell.

32. If you fall from a hundred floors, there will be an accident.

33. If you slap your left cheek, you will find that your right cheek does not hurt.

34. The whole good life is just a bit bad.

35. As long as you are of some use, you will not be of no use at all.

36. I haven’t discovered it before and I have discovered it when I discovered it.

37. When I went to the United States for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Americans in one country.

38. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

39. I haven’t discovered it before, but I have discovered it when I discovered it.

40. Not seeing each other for seven days is like a week. Part Three of Nonsense Literary Quotes with Some Literary Literacy

41. We all know that cicada wings are very thin, how thin are they? As thin as a cicada's wings

42. Although I didn't do anything today, I still worked hard.

43. What is better than ten years of reading? Read books for eleven years.

44. Those who can say such things must be able to say such things.

45. People who don’t have a partner should still be single.

46. Not seeing each other for seven days is like a week.

47. A trivia fact: After 24 hours have passed, a day has passed.

48. Shocked, the fourteen-year-old girl was only four years old ten years ago.

49. Every minute a person breathes, he loses one minute of his life.

50. When I went to country x for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many people from country x in any country.

51. If he doesn’t marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.

52. Regarding this matter, I will simply say a few words, as long as you understand it. In short, this matter is the situation now. In detail, everyone can see it, and you have to say a few words. , maybe you don’t understand it very well, but that’s what it means. If you don’t know, you don’t have to guess. I’ve seen this kind of thing a lot. I just want to say that everyone who understands understands it. I won’t explain it to those who don’t understand. After all, Just know it yourself and savor it carefully.

53. What you said is the same as talking.

54. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

55. If you are willing to spend a little more time reading it, you will find that you spent a little more time.

56. You look like you are sick and you are not cured.

57. If you want to say that, you can’t say that.

58. When I went to England for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many British people in one country.

59. This is the situation. The specific situation depends on the situation.

60. The stock pattern has been found, it either rises or falls.