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The antonym of a joke

Question 1: What is the antonym of a joke?

Joke-praise

Basic explanation:

Interpretation of the words ㄒㄧㄠ?ㄨㄚㄚ a

Joke (joke)

◎ Joke xiàohua

(1) 【 joke; Jest]: a topic that can make people laugh

The whole story turned into a ridiculous joke.

(2)[ ridicule; Ridicle]: It means to belittle people.

Question 2: antonym, a humorous joke, antonym

One day, when the teacher came into the classroom, the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" " "

The teacher said angrily, "Good morning? What shall I do in the afternoon? Not good? "

So the students shouted together: "Good afternoon, teacher!" "

The teacher said, "Sit down! Today we are going to review antonyms. Let's practice like this. When I say something, you say the antonym loudly. Start now. "

Teacher: "The weather is fine today."

Student: "The weather is terrible today."

Teacher: "There is sunshine everywhere."

Student: "There are clouds everywhere."

Teacher: "Young."

Student: "Old."

Teacher: "Stand."

Student: "Lie down"

Teacher: "There is a young man standing on the road."

Student: "There is an old man lying on the road."

Teacher: "I found a dollar."

Student: "I lost a dollar."

Teacher: "I found a dollar and gave it to the teacher."

Student: "I stole a teacher and lost a dollar."

Teacher: "No, you can't say that!" " "

Student: "Correct, you should say so!" " "

Teacher: "that won't do, it's illegal!" " "

Student: "This is ok, this is a legal act!" " "

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is right!" " "

Student: "Listen to us, everything the teacher said is wrong!" " "

Teacher: "You are so stupid."

Student: "We are very smart."

Teacher: "Stop!"

Student: "Go on!"

Teacher: "You stop now! Stop it! "

Student: "Go on now! Say it! "

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" " "

Student: "We are all geniuses, we say go on!" " "

Teacher: "You listen to the teacher!" " "

Student: "The teacher listens to us!" " "

Teacher: "all students have to listen to the teacher!" " "

Student: "The teacher should listen to the students!" " "

Teacher: "now you stop practicing!" " "

Student: "Now let's continue to practice!" "

Teacher: "Are you endless?"

Student: "We finish what we started!" "

Teacher: "Then stop! Stupid pig! "

Student: "Then we should continue! Genius! " .

... and then the teacher walked out of the classroom angrily with a book in his arms.

Question 3: The joke about antonym says antonym.

In Chinese class, the teacher said, "Now, let's practice saying antonyms. Please ask a classmate to say the antonym of' landlord' first. " Li Dan said, "House slaves." The teacher said, "What about justice?" Li Dan said, "Milk evil." The teacher said, "What about publicity?" Li Dan replied: "Mother biography." The teacher said angrily, "Where is the teacher?" Li Dan continued to answer: "Young model."

Question 4: What is the antonym of funny?

Question 5: About antonym jokes, I had dinner with my daughter-in-law and his newly-married daughter-in-law yesterday. During the meal, his wife went to the toilet. Whispered to me when I was a child, dude, don't play with fire. I abandoned my original match and married her. I have been punished. She is like a bucket that I can't afford. ...

Question 6: What is the antonym of humor?

Boring, boring, boring, boring, tasteless, wonderful.

Boring and boring fáwèi [dull; Dull; Monotonous; Tasteless] lack of interest, boring works, vulgar people.

Not funny, not funny, not funny, not funny, not funny, not funny, not funny, not funny, not funny.

Boring kzào [dry] ∴]: Dry, dry lips and kisses are boring [boring, dry; Boring]: a monotonous, boring, boring conversation

Bored wúLiáo[Bored]∴]: Bored by spiritual emptiness. When he is free, he feels bored.

Vulgar words and deeds or meaningless boredom [poverty]: living in poverty, helpless, hungry and bored. Song? Wen Tianxiang's Introduction to the South is disgusting and boring. -Ming? Gui Youguang's Records of the Neck and Ridge

Tasteless and tasteless wwwè i [not delicious; Tasteless; Disgusting]: no taste [insipid; Dull and tasteless; Dull]: boring.

Question 7: Funny antonym Daquan is dull _ Baidu Chinese

[Pronunciation] [Dabu n]

[explanation] rigid; Not flexible; Not lively

[near meaning]

Stiff, dull, dull, dull, stiff

[Antonym] Clever, clever, lively, flexible, vivid and natural.