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Afraid that the whole world will see my jokes.
1. I will sleep in the dark. I have never slept well since I worked. Always worried about life, even if I have a holiday, I have to worry about cleaning, so I haven't slept well. Therefore, if you feel abandoned by the whole world, you must sleep in the dark and let yourself have a good sleep first.
I'm going to do something exciting, such as bungee jumping. Actually, I've always been afraid of heights. Thinking about jumping from such a high place is really a challenge to yourself. Anyway, I have been abandoned by the whole world, so I'll try bungee jumping once and let me feel the happiness brought by this excitement.
Then let yourself get drunk, because I am too depressed at ordinary times. When I am drunk, I will release all the pain under the catalysis of alcohol, and then when my tears run dry, I will feel happy.
4. Eat what you usually want to eat but have no chance to eat. I will eat myself full, satisfy my stomach, and then look at my propped up stomach to express my special satisfaction. Even if the world abandons me, I can still treat myself well, which is enough!
By the time I finished these things, I had indulged myself once. After indulgence, I will also get rid of this depraved mood. I will cheer myself up as soon as possible because I have experienced these happiness. The life I want is far from me. Even if the whole world abandons me, I will cheer myself up. This is the whole meaning of my life!
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