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1, kill the panda, I am a national treasure!

2, don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

3. Get up and cry when you fall ~ ~ ~

4, low-key! It's the best b show! !

5. How to lose weight if you are not full?

6. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

I can resist everything except temptation. ...

8. I not only have a car, but also rely on myself. ...

9. Light a cigarette. Smoking is lonely. ...

10, it's not that you don't laugh, you lose your powder when you laugh!

1 1, people are not smart and bald like others.

12, don't call me playboy if you can't tie my heart!

13, Chopin of Niu B, can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!

14, be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

15, please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

16, I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

17, don't call me if you have nothing, let alone something!

18, I believe there is a lie hidden in the middle!

19, I like you so much that you will die if you like me? 20. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

2 1. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true? !

22. Q: What do you like about me?

A: I like you to stay away from me!

23. Holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't go, I will go.

24. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

25. Cherish your life-if God keeps you alive, you must have a plan.

26. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

27. Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from Buddha. ...

28. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

29. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard!

30. If you choose to look up at others at 45, don't blame others for looking down at you at 135.

3 1, if you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

33. People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

34. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside. ...

35, love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident, which comes first!

36. The story of the stone tells us that everything we really love is finally scattered, and all the mixed things are finally reunited.

37. You can never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it is my loneliest time!

38. The feeling of waiting for the aftershock is like that of a first-love girl and other lovers, fearing that he will not come and that he will mess around.

39. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in too many chefs for more than 20 years!

40. I feel bad today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I've had enough.

4 1, the real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place all your life, but to eat everywhere all your life.

42. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

43. If I win10 million, I will buy 30 houses and rent them to others, and collect the rent once a day. Wow, Kaka ~ ~ It's full!

44, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but may be a Tang priest; Wings are not necessarily angels, but sometimes birds.

45. "Love" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from Metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from Metamorphosis.

46. Decades later, we met again and were sent to the crematorium, all of which were burned to ashes. You will have a pile, and I will have a pile, and no one knows anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.