A joke about bananas. A disgusting joke.

1 Ranking of the world's most disgusting jokes (Part 1) Some people really like the dish "Spicy Vermicelli Pot". One time, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that the dish was sold out. "Is it really sold out?" he asked disappointedly. "Sir, it's really sold out. You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table." The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's instructions and saw a very respectable gentleman sitting next to him. The gentleman's meal was almost finished, but the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" was still full. The man felt that the gentleman was wasting delicious food, so he walked up to the gentleman, pointed to the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" and asked politely: "Sir, do you want more of this?" The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and wolfed it down. Suddenly, he found a very small mouse with all its fur lying on the bottom of the casserole. Feeling sick, the man vomited all the vermicelli he had eaten back into the casserole. While he was turning his stomach, the gentleman looked at him with sympathy and said, "It's disgusting, isn't it? I was like that just now..." Ranking of the world's most disgusting jokes (No. 2) "Begging" Today, The hotel owner is patrolling the lobby. A beggar came up and said, "Boss, can you give me a toothpick?" The boss gave him one and sent him away. After a while, another beggar came, also asking for toothpicks. The boss thought to himself: Why does this beggar want toothpicks instead of rice? He was also sent away, and not long after, another beggar came. The boss said to him: "Are you here to ask for toothpicks too?" The beggar said: "Someone vomited, but I was a step too late. The two beggars in front had already eaten everything I could eat, and now only the soup is left. "Can you give me a straw?" Ranking of the world's most disgusting jokes (No. 3) "Vomiting" The eldest brother and the second child were on a plane, and the second child got airsick and kept vomiting. One bag was full, so the boss had to go get it. When he came back, he found that everyone on the plane was vomiting. The eldest son asked why, and the second eldest son said: "I saw that this bag was also full of vomit, so I had to drink half of the bag, and they all vomited." Ranking of the world's most disgusting jokes (No. 4) "Save Food" When I was young, I was dishonest about eating. In order to educate me, an old farmer said to me: Sixty years of hard work, no food, and I never threw away the boogers I picked out. Ranking of the world's most disgusting jokes (No. 5) "Shopping" A man saw a sale in a store and walked in. "What are you buying?" "I want to buy dog ??food." "We have regulations, you must prove that you have a dog." "Where is such a regulation?" "This is what discounted goods are like." The man spent a long time with the salesperson. , the salesperson still refused to sell it to him. There was no other way, so the man had no choice but to go home and bring the dog with him, and then he bought dog food. A few days later, the man went to the store again to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have regulations. You must prove that you have a cat." It was the same salesperson. The man spent another long time with her, but in the end he had to go home and bring the cat over to buy cat food. A few days later, the man came to the store carrying a large cardboard box with a hole in it and found the salesperson. "What do you want to buy?" "You'll find out when you put your hand in." The salesperson put his hand in and said, "What is it? It's sticky." "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper. Ranking of the world's most disgusting jokes (Part 2) 6) "Drinking Phlegm" The eldest brother and the second child went to the theater to watch a play. They saw the two arguing about the development of the plot and made a bet. The eldest brother pointed to the row of spittoons in front and said: "The loser has to take a sip of it." The stuff inside. "Unfortunately, the eldest brother lost, so he frowned and took a sip. The two then bet on the following plot. This time, the second eldest son lost. The second eldest son picked up a spittoon and took fifteen gulps in a row. The boss was shocked and looked down in admiration. He said to the second boss, "You are so amazing. You can actually drink fifteen gulps in a row!" The second child shook his head, "It's not that I want to drink it. The phlegm in that spittoon is too thick and I can't stop biting it!" "Ranking of the World's Greatest Disgusting Jokes (No. 7) "Chocolate" A man took his friend to visit his grandma. While he was talking to his grandma, his friend started eating peanuts on the coffee table and ate them all. As they left, his friend said to Grandma, "Thank you for the peanuts." Grandma responded, "Oh! Uh-huh! Since I lost all my teeth, I can only suck the outer layer of chocolate off them." Old, cough.

Ranking of the World's Greatest Disgusting Jokes (No. 8) "Toilet Paper" There was a rich man who was looking for a maid. The interview topic was to use the toilet. The first few came out without washing their hands after using the toilet. The rich man sent them away because of this. Only one of them washed their hands. But one day, the rich man found that he came out without washing his hands. The rich man asked him why? The servant replied: "I brought toilet paper today..." Ranking of the world's most disgusting jokes (Nine) "The Story of Pig Blood Cake" There was a young man who really liked eating pig blood cake. Once while shopping, he found an old lady selling pig blood cake on the street, so he bought one. After eating it, he felt the same as before. The pig blood cakes were not the same, so he went back and asked the old lady to buy another one, but the old lady said they were sold out. The young man asked why there were so few, and the old lady replied: Do you only come here once a month? There used to be a lot of them, but now that I'm old, there are even fewer!!!!!!! Ranking of the world's most disgusting jokes (Tenth) "The Story of Hot Noodles" There is a stall that sells hot noodle, and it always attracts customers because it tastes good. Continuously. One night, a customer came to buy hot noodles. While waiting, the man suddenly felt uncomfortable in his throat. He coughed a few times and spit out thick phlegm. At this time, the boss put the lid on the pot of bone soup. When I opened it and prepared to ladle the soup out, I spit out the phlegm right into the pot. The two looked at each other, but neither said a word. Later, a farmer-looking man also came to buy hot noodles. When he saw the thick phlegm floating in the bone soup, he said to the boss, "Boss, we usually don't have enough oil and water. Please remove the oil slick in the soup." Give it to me, please? Thank you! The boss still didn't say anything, but quickly scooped the thick phlegm into his hot powder, hoping to adopt it! ! !