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A person's Valentine's Day, say funny sentences suitable for personal Valentine's Day.

1. Why is everyone celebrating Valentine's Day and my family celebrating Labor Day?

2, show loving people changed batch after batch, only I am single.

3, Valentine's Day, I pinch my hand index, if there is no accident, it has nothing to do with me.

4. My main composition: 2% cute +98% single.

Don't ask me why I am single. It is illegal for us immortals to fall in love with mortals.

6. Those who can't find it are called single aristocrats, and those like you are called single dog.

7. I have been single for a long time, and I feel beautiful when I look at dogs. Don't talk about screwing the bottle cap, the fire hydrant can be unscrewed.

8. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.

9. I hope someone will accompany you from place to place. If not, you are single dog.

10, on such a cold day, single dog may be upgraded to barking ice.