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Joke poverty
When I was in primary school, I took a taxi home because my family was poor and I couldn't afford a bicycle. I stayed in middle school for two more years because of my excellent study. When I was in high school, the headmaster thought that my ability was better, so he overcharged me 30 thousand yuan. Now the head teacher thinks that I am very independent, so he let me drop out of school early. So I became a rogue, for my brother's sake, for my brother's sake and for a beautiful woman's sake. Brothers are like brothers, and beautiful women are like clothes. I will wear clothes if anyone hurts my limbs, and I will look at my limbs if anyone steals my clothes. I thought I was a talent before, but later I realized that I was wrong. I am not a genius, I am a genius! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Ha ha! ! ! !
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