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The joke of Yueerwan
1. If you want something, just let it go. If it can come back to you, it will always belong to you; If it doesn't come back, it's not yours at all.
2. A person will cry because of pain; The reason why a person hurts is because he cares; A person cares because he has feelings; A person has feelings just because you are a person! So you feel, care, hurt and cry, which shows that you are a complete person. When you are sad, forgive yourself. You're just one person. There's no need to see yourself as indestructible.
If one day, a person who can't come back disappears, and a person who can't live without leaves doesn't matter. Time will bring you the right person. Before that, all you have to do is take good care of yourself.
4. You can keep silent, regardless of my anxiety; You can ignore my anxiety by not returning messages; You can take my concern as a reason to upset you; You can put my ideas in the corner and ignore them. You can smile at others, you can hug others, you can be good to the whole world, but forget that I was sad. You like you just because of me, which is the only reason that makes me humble.
5. Some people in our life pass by us, but it is too late to meet them; Met, but it was too late to get to know each other; Know each other, but it's too late to know each other; I'm familiar with it, but I still have to say goodbye. Be good to yourself, because life is not long; Be kind to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life.
6. A person's life: appearing at the age of 0, growing up at the age of 65, 438+00, hesitating at the age of 20, directing at the age of 30, working hard at the age of 40, looking back at the age of 50, retiring at the age of 60, rubbing hemp at the age of 70, sunbathing at the age of 80, lying in bed at the age of 90, hanging on the wall at the age of 65, and 438+000. Life is great, and death is bleak. Please don't stand side by side when you can hold hands. Please don't hold hands when you can hug. Please don't say goodbye when you can fall in love. Life is so short.
7. Sometimes, I wish I could grow up quickly. When I grow up, I find that I have lost my childhood. When I was single, I began to envy the sweetness of my lover. When I am in love, I miss the freedom when I am single. -many things always feel beautiful when they are not obtained, and only after they are obtained do they begin to understand: "We are losing what we have obtained."
8. It's not necessarily the hardest thing to face. Loneliness is not necessarily unhappy. It may not last long to get it. Lose, not necessarily no longer have. Don't love wrongly because of loneliness, and don't be lonely all your life because of wrong love.
9. It is not love that can be cultivated slowly, but habit. What you can get with time is not emotion, but emotion. So love is a gift in an instant. There is something, and there is nothing. On the other hand, love and marriage are not the same thing. Not all love needs marriage, and not all marriages have love.
10. In this world, no one can really feel the pain of another person. You were shot in the heart, and you were in pain. This is just your own business. Others may sympathize and lament, but you never know where your wound is festering.
1 1. Don't regret what you missed. People and things you miss, others have a chance to meet, others miss, you have a chance to have. Everyone will miss it, everyone will miss it, and what really belongs to you will never be missed.
12. Because of you, I have been serious, I have changed, I have tried, I have been sad ... I am stupid, stupid for you; I hurt you; Late at night, you are my habitual memory ... I don't want to struggle for the past, work hard for the past, and worry about missing it, but these are just don't want to, I can't do it.
13. You can get11300,000 results by typing "story" on Google, but only 44,900,000 results by typing "ending". Obviously, not every story has an ending.
14. To be a happy woman, you must be happy. If you are not happy, you must create happiness. Smiling may not make the world bloom, but it can relax your tight chest. Laugh when you are happy, make everyone infected, cry when you are sad, talk when you are beautiful, and then everything will return to zero. Smile at my humble self, draw comfort and strength, trust and feel refreshed.
15. Some things, knowing that they are wrong, have to persist because they are unwilling; Some people, knowing their love, have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, knowing that there is no road, we are still moving forward because we are used to it.
16. People who are afraid of being hurt will never catch true happiness; People who are afraid of hurting others will always be hurt intentionally or unintentionally by others.
17. They said, Don't be naive. Steady. They're all fine. However, can I relive my childhood happiness for the last time, and then abandon that childlike innocence and be a mature and steady person that everyone wants me to be? I always wondered if they would continue to urge me to grow up if they saw my happy expression at that moment.
18. Sometimes, we feel that we have come to the end. In fact, our hearts have come to the end. No matter how deep despair is, it is a process and will always end. Escape is always not the way. Courage, go forward, maybe the opportunity is in the next second. Jimmy said, I always see the most beautiful scenery in the deepest despair.
19. The cruelest way to treat a lover is not to love and hate, not to cheat and betray, but to love that gradually becomes indifferent after reaching the extreme.
20. In love, there is always a protagonist and a supporting role. Tired will always be the protagonist, injured will always be the supporting role; Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury: cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves; Life is a load, and we need to learn to support it. Support the cause, support the family and even support the whole society. If you have support, you will definitely bear it. How much weight you support, how much pressure you bear.
2 1. People who really love you can't tell the reason why they really love you at once, only know that they can't pay attention to others; People who really love you always make you angry, but you can't find out what he did wrong; The person who really loves you will only cry in front of you alone; The person who really loves you will scold you when you forget to reply to his short message; People who really love you seldom praise you to your face, but they are sure that you are the best in their hearts.
22. If I don't care about you, I won't smile at you; Will not become so fragile; Don't care about everything you do; Don't miss you silently; Will not remember every word you say; Won't be sad for you; Will not cherish the moment of being alone with you; Will not always think of you involuntarily; Don't let the pain torment yourself so easily; I won't argue with you about unimportant details; This is all because I care about you.
23. If one day I don't bother you anymore, if one day, there is no me in your life, no phone call, no news, no concern, no little temper. I showed everything, you know, know, know, finally moved, but I left. Strange today, familiar yesterday.
24. Weibo's classic: 1. What I miss is not you, but the fatal past you gave me. 2, broken promises, patched together yesterday. The most painful pain is forgiveness, and the darkest black is despair. 4. It is you who pale my waiting and satirize my persistence. I can only forget the scenery along the way. 6. We have been practicing smiling, and finally we become people who are afraid to cry. 7. Once the ocean dries up, the rocks are broken, but it is difficult to get together.
25. If one day, you want to leave me, I won't keep you, I know you have your reasons; If one day you say you still love me, I will tell you that I have been waiting for you; If one day, we pass by, I will stop and stare at your distant back and tell myself that I once loved that person. Maybe a person can love many times in his life, but there is always one person who can make us laugh the most brilliantly, cry the most thoroughly and think the most deeply.
26. No matter how hard life is, you will eventually find someone who will make you want to be stupid.
27. Everyone has a dead end. If you can't get out by yourself, no one else can get in. I put my deepest secret there. You don't know me. I don't blame you. Everyone has wounds, deep or shallow ... I put the reddest blood on them. -You don't know me. I don't blame you. Everyone has a line of tears, cold water to drink and tears to brew. I send my saddest complaints there. You don't know me. I don't blame you.
28. I don't have time to participate in your past, I will accompany you in the future.
29. I'm also suffering, so I won't talk about it. I'm obsessed, too I just don't say. I also have a thousand turns. I just don't say. I'm not playing dumb, I just don't say it. It's not that I haven't seen it, I haven't thought about it, I don't understand it, I just don't say it.
30. Never say goodbye when you want to continue; Never give up when you can still bear it; When you are reluctant to part with someone, never, never say that you no longer love him or her.
3 1. If it really isn't you in the end. After so many ups and downs, we have to part in the end. If the story is over, there are others around us. If memories, promises and determination to fall in love become insignificant in the face of reality. No matter what happens in the future, no matter how it ends. Now I still want persistent love. -We wait for our last, last, last together.
32. If you like someone, you will be very happy together; Love a person, together will be inexplicably lost. Like a person, it is always joy; If you love someone, you will often cry. If you like someone, you will smile when you think of him. Love a person, when you think of him, you will look at the sky blankly. Like a person, is to see his advantages; To love someone is to tolerate his shortcomings. -like, is a kind of mood; Love is an emotion.
I hope you are a hedgehog, I give you a gentle hug, and you give me bloody love.
34. Silence is a girl's biggest cry. There is always a person who has been living in the bottom of my heart, but has disappeared into life.
35. Woman, you are always so afraid to leave, but you always pretend to be strong; Woman, you are always so afraid of the night, but you always hide secretly; Woman, you are always so afraid of a person, but you are always alone; Woman, you are always so easy to pay, knowing that it is pain, but still so persistent; Woman, you are always so fragile, knowing that you are cheating, but you still cheat yourself; Woman, why are you always so stupid? It makes people feel distressed.
36. I often inadvertently think of someone I used to be, not forgetting, but letting go. Those who don't want to tell anyone are lurking in the dark corner. I always meet someone who shouldn't give up when I don't know love, but after I know love, I just planted unintentional injuries and met someone who really knows the meaning of love. Miss a person, and truly feel the feeling of heartache.
37. You, the most important passer-by, are passers-by, because you have never stopped for me. I once sowed the seeds of joy in my life. It's just a seed, and it doesn't bloom because you didn't water and fertilize it. I once scratched a scar in my life. The reason why I have a scar is because you have never had tender pity. It once gave me a ray of light and brought all the darkness in an instant. It is gloomy because you never want to light it for me.
38. We always think that we can get happiness by compromise, accommodation and tolerance, but the lower your bottom line, the lower your result will be. -Don't always complain that the people you meet are unreliable. If people always treat you like this, you must have taught others to treat you like this. Love is equal. You can give more and love him more, but it is by no means compromise, compromise or tolerance.
39. Time makes deep things deeper and shallower. If you look down, you will get less hurt. Time has changed, love will fade and break up. Don't wait for someone who shouldn't wait, and don't be heartbroken. It really takes a long time to understand the people and things you really miss.
40. The smoke has started. I'll wait for you at the door. The sun goes down, I'll wait for you on the hillside. The leaves are yellow. I will wait for you under the tree. The moon is bent. I'll wait for you in the fifteenth. It's raining in Mao Mao. I'll wait for you under the umbrella. The running water is frozen. I'll wait for you by the river. Life is tired, I will wait for you in heaven. We are old, and I will wait for you in the afterlife. It is not only love that can last forever, but also responsibility and habit.
4 1. Plato's famous saying: 1, if you love, please love deeply, if you dislike it, please be thorough, don't be ambiguous and hurt yourself. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't. 3, said, I thought birds can't fly over the sea, because birds don't have the courage to fly over the sea. Ten years later, I discovered that it was not birds that could not fly, but the other side of the sea, and there was no waiting.
42. Remember, it is not tears that can make up for the loss, so don't shed tears easily; Remember, you must cry if you are not sad, so don't be so stingy with your smile; Remember, you don't give because you think you can, so don't make a promise so easily; Remember, it's not that you're not doing well enough, so don't think you've accomplished nothing; Remember, you are not the only one who is working hard. Don't give up easily.
43. If confession is a kind of injury, I choose lies. If lies are also hurt, I choose silence.
44. When you choose to be strong for the first time, you must think clearly: Are you ready to bear everything? Because once you choose to be strong, even if you just pretend, you must always stick to it. Because you used to be strong, others will think that you can persist even if you are bitter.
45. Never hold a grudge against a person. After all, at the beginning, he loved you, hurt you and gave you happiness. Never say that there are no good men in this world. Maybe tomorrow, you will meet the man who loves you. In your eyes, no matter how bad he is, he is good. In fact, there is no need to be upset after breaking up, let alone give up on yourself. Love does not belong to two fixed people, but to each other.
46. Only when you have experienced pain can you know how to protect yourself. I didn't know what it was like to be heartbroken until I cried. I didn't know how to persist and give up in time until I was stupid. I didn't know I was actually very fragile until I loved him. In fact, life doesn't need this meaningless persistence. You really can't give up without anything.
47. One day you will forget me, fall in love and indulge in her world; One day you will have a beautiful wife and lovely children; One day you will be busy in the crowd and forget your dreams when you were young; One day you will pass me by, but you won't recognize each other; One day you will occasionally think of my name, but you can't remember my appearance; One day you will die in the ward, and you will never think of me until you die. ...
48. I was told that the memory of fish is only 7 seconds. After 7 seconds, it doesn't remember the past, and everything becomes new. So, in that small fish tank, the fish will never get bored. I'd rather be a fish and forget everything after 7 seconds. Everyone I meet and everything I have done can disappear, but I am not a fish. I can't forget the person I love, the pain of caring, and the pain of lovesickness. ......
49. I can't hide secrets or sadness, just as I can't hide the joy of loving you and the hesitation when I am apart. I'm so calm. You want to hurt, you hurt.
50. To love someone is to grow up with him for a long time and die together in the last few years of life.
Editor's note: I know how to protect myself after pain; I didn't know what it was like to be heartbroken until I cried. I didn't know how to persist and give up in time until I was stupid. I didn't know I was actually very fragile until I loved him. In fact, life doesn't need this meaningless persistence. You really can't give up without anything. How's it going? How many sentences have you endured?
18 sad youth, 15 love, which one touched your sore spot? _ Sad sentences
There is a saying that youth does not complain about sadness, but it is precisely because youth is often accompanied by those little sorrows that we are so sensitive and have the voice of love. Look at the following 17 sentences of sad youth and 15 sentences of love. Which touched your sore spot?
One, 18 sentence affectionate youth
1. Happiness is another kind of pain that others see, and carnival is another kind of loneliness.
You think letting go will make me happy, but you don't know that my greatest happiness is to hold hands with you.
I can't say my lifelong commitment easily. You can't afford my future. ...
All I care about is your humble flattery. Why should I pawn my youth for you without regret?
5. Happiness is just an excuse to laugh and cry for the wound; Happiness just wants happiness to have a reason to exist.
6. There is a kind of love called letting go, and there is a kind of pain after letting go.
7. Never giving up at that time has become the parting of today …
8. A person cries, a person laughs, a person walks, a person's living habits get used to, and gradually he becomes numb to love …
9. It takes only a moment to fall in love with you, but it takes a lifetime to forget you, even not enough ... 10. Happiness has been separated from me for a whole century, which is far away that I can never touch.
1 1. Your world and I are separated only by a layer of glass. Although everything about you is naked in front of me and I can see it clearly, I can't even step into your world after all …
12. I tried to count the injuries you gave me with a smile, and finally tears came out of my eyes with a smile.
13. I was always sad, so I slowly learned to hide. Because I didn't want to be stabbed again, I gradually learned to pretend.
14. Dreams are for chasing, not for fantasy.
15. Maybe if you leave, you will never come back; Maybe when I come back, you won't let me rely on you anymore; Perhaps dependence is the biggest harm to yourself; Maybe the injury will finally let me go; Maybe letting go doomed my departure. ...
16. Love is a play directed by fate. Until the end, you never know whether the ending is a tragedy or a comedy.
17. I always break out in your silence, but you become more silent after I break out …
18. Everyone has a past that they don't want to talk about. Over time, those memories they don't want to touch have become deep and shallow wounds, hidden in the deepest part of their hearts. Only when they are most lonely, they are taken out for examination, and then they cry in pain, but you can't touch them, even inadvertently, because those wounds will be suffocating. ...
15 the voice of love
1. If you will think of me inadvertently in the future, please don't forget that I once loved you so much: secretly watching you, secretly thinking about you, secretly loving you-and finally, secretly crying!
As long as you can remember me, even if you hate me. When I try to hate you, I will think of your smile.
3. When love is not perfect, I would rather choose no regrets. No matter how beautiful the afterlife is, I don't want to lose my memory of you in this life. I don't want eternal beauty. I just want to have you generation after generation in reincarnation!
When you can't help crying, keep your eyes open and don't blink! You will see the whole process of the world from clear to fuzzy, and your heart will become clear at the moment of tear drops. Salt. Destined to melt, perhaps in the form of tears.
5. It turns out that when you are lonely, you are your own hand, index finger and toe; It turns out that even breathing hurts when I miss you; It turns out that a person is a lifetime.
6. Crying doesn't mean I give in; Taking a step back doesn't mean I give up; Letting go doesn't mean I give up; Smiling doesn't mean I'm happy!
7. Before love begins, you can never imagine loving someone like that; You can never imagine that love will disappear before it is over; Before love is forgotten, you can never imagine, and unforgettable love will only leave a faint trace; You can never imagine that you can find that kind of love again before it starts again.
You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard. ...
9. Only when you have experienced pain can you know how to protect yourself; I didn't know what it was like to be heartbroken until I cried. I didn't know how to persist and give up in time until I was stupid. I didn't know I was actually very fragile until I loved him.
10. Some things we know are wrong, but we must persist because we are unwilling; Some people, we know that we love, but have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, we know there is no road, but we are still moving forward because we are used to it.
1 1. You don't know that I miss you because you don't love me. I love you, even though I know you don't want me because I'm stupid. Maybe sometimes, escape is not because of fear of facing something, but because of waiting for something.
12. There are no traces of wings in the sky, but birds have flown; My heart has not been cut by a knife, but the pain is so clear. The softest places in the chest, the wounds that have been hurt by lovers are far sharper than those on the limbs, and only time can heal them.
13. Many people love someone by mistake because they are lonely, but more people are lonely for life because they love someone by mistake. We can love each other, but we are not meant to be together. It's not that I don't love you enough, but that I'm not sure if this love is right. The biggest difficulty for people is to know themselves, and the easiest thing is to know themselves. Many times, we don't recognize ourselves, just because we put ourselves in the wrong position and give ourselves an illusion. Therefore, I am not afraid of the bumpy road ahead, and I am afraid that I will go in the wrong direction from the beginning.
14. I gave up myself when I gave up you, and my heart died without you. It's not that I have no choice, I just don't want to make any more mistakes.
15. No matter how long it takes, some things will not fade away. Although it is always treated coldly, it always hurts in my heart, and it will be miserable once it is touched slightly.
Editor's Note: After reading these 33 sentences, do you feel that there is a story in your heart? Is your heart touched? There must be some sentences you like, which one reminds you of the past? Share and reprint if you like!
30 sad quotations, have you ever broken your heart! _ Sad sentences
Introduction: Everyone is an injured child. Is there a sentence here that hurts your heart? Come and have a look!
1. Don't cling to memories. A broken kite can only fly, let it fly, let you fly by yourself.
The bridge is silent, because my heart is dead and I have lost the memory of my previous life. Bridge is sad and choked, because of my heart, which can't be forgotten.
Love is like a gamble. You bet all your money on your youth and your love. The only way to win is lonely feelings and lonely forbearance.
Nothing in the world is absolute.
5. Water sadness with tears. More sad flowers.
Maybe it's really inappropriate. There is no such thing as affection between us.
7. The music box of memory is spinning, pouring out sadness.
I would rather smile proudly than cry humbly.
9. Don't let too many yesterdays occupy your today.
10. Career is thunder, love is electricity, and lightning constitutes a brilliant life.
1 1. Miss you. But I can't say, because I don't want your heart to be hurt by my heartlessness again.
12. Missing is a gorgeous shell that cannot be attached. I can't see or touch it. You must shed tears very devoutly before you can start the next dream relationship.
13. The so-called puppy love is just an ambiguous friendship.
14. Pack your bags and choose to leave. Forget everything here. The important thing is to forget you.
15. Indifference is sometimes not heartless, but a tool to avoid being hurt.
16. No amount of promises will become pale and powerless because of apologies.
17. After all, the vicissitudes left by time are full of scars.
18. The so-called missing is just a pastime when you are lonely.
19. It is a relief for me to give up now.
20. Those good memories have now become the least funny jokes with this silent ending.
2 1. Some things are missed forever, and some people turn around all their lives. Don't neglect any love. After all, love can start again.
22. Love is like the sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it will run.
23. At the intersection of the street corner, I should forget you completely.
24. If I had a choice, I wouldn't choose to be a man. So tired and painful.
25. There is only one person in my world, the protagonist is me, and the supporting role is still there.
26. The bustling street corner will come to an end, and the deserted street will often leave me alone.
27. Because life is full of regrets, we should move forward bravely.
28. Wearing makeup can't hide the fatigue on your face.
29. People say: Sadness runs counter to the current. However, I am so sad, but I can't reverse you.
30. I am alone in the corner of the world, even laughing at my depravity alone.
Editor's note: I like the 25th sentence very much. In the lonely world, I am the only one, being my leading role and supporting role, waiting for that person to appear quietly!
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