Women in English jokes

Today, the most beautiful girl in our class got married! ? At first, I chased her for three years, and one day she sent me an English (if? What about you? Never? Abandon me? Will. Are you online? Life? And then what? Death? ), my English is not good, let my deskmate translate, and my deskmate says: How's it going? Why don't you leave me? I'll die with you! ? I was heartbroken and never contacted her again. To this day, that English sentence is still written on the huge screen of the wedding scene! The terrible thing is that I didn't know that sentence until today. If you don't leave, I will live and die together! ? And the groom is the deskmate who translated for me that year!