An adventurous joke in the stock market

The stock market plummeted and a couplet became popular. Appendix related jokes.

After the market closed yesterday, QQ group, WeChat circle of friends and Weibo were filled with feelings, complaints and regrets. One of the most popular is:

In the morning, Cecilia Cheung (up by 100) and in the afternoon, Nicholas Tse (an extrovert) criticized Faye Wong (wasting money).

(users like it: it's so talented. It is very appropriate to put these three artists, who have been hotly discussed in recent years, on a couplet to comment on the plummeting stock market! )

There are some humorous jokes:

"June 2 1 day is Father's Day. Not many people really remember it, but the stock market remembered it and shouted "Dad (down)! "

"Back" Stock Market Edition: My father sent me to the station. When I left, I looked at my father's back and couldn't help feeling. Father took a few steps slowly and suddenly stopped. My nose is sour, and tears can't stop flowing downwards: Shit, Dad, stop it. ...

Five thousand minutes of wind and rain, how many dreams are hidden. Yellow face and frightened eyes, no smile. Wherever you come from, you will go. The same trap, the same pain, the previous suffering, we stay in our hearts. Cutting the meat is the same, filling the position is the same, and there are dreams in the future.

"What is the greening rate in your area?" "80~90%。" "So many, which city are you from?" "The stock market."

"Shanghai! Shanghai stock market! I am Shenzhen! We suffered heavy casualties! Almost completely annihilated! What is your loss? " "Shenzhen! Shenshi! I am from Shanghai! All our troops were killed! This is a recording, no need to reply! "

Yesterday I asked the Zen master, "Master, I am a stock trader. I recently bought a CRRC, and I am under great pressure every day. I can't eat or sleep well. What do you think I should do? " The Zen master patted his left chest with his right hand and said nothing. I suddenly realized: "You don't mean to complain, but to realize your dreams, right?" The Zen master shook his head and said, "I mean, I just became a monk in Man Cang PetroChina before, and today I said this is a bit blocked ..."

Today is the Dragon Boat Festival, and there is a paragraph that says: "The stock is just a small stuffing, but unfortunately, the majority of investors, like glutinous rice, are still immersed in the water. Once in Shanghai and Shenzhen, the two big leaves are firmly tied to four corners, only a few are missing, and then steamed in a pot. The more steamed, the fuller it is. In fact, the next step is to be bitten. Wash and wrap the leaves next year.

At the beginning of this year, the best stock market couplet of 20 15 was:

Part I looked on coldly. Who will collect the last large-cap stocks in sunset industry?

The second part enthusiastically participated in the initial first prize of small-scale stocks in Chaoyang industry.