Can you help me find a joke about stupidity?

1, there is a meat steamed stuffed bun. One day, he went to drink, but he was drunk, so he walked with a telephone pole, vomited and turned into steamed bread.

How many brothers does Aladdin have? Three. Alajia, Alab, Alabing.

3. Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid. Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions. Squid is very happy to say: you take the exam! Then the man roasted the squid. ..

A pair of corn fell in love, so they decided to get married. On the wedding day, one corn can't find another.

This corn asks the popcorn next to it: Have you seen our corn? Popcorn: Honey, I'm wearing a wedding dress!

5. Xiao Huamei said to her mother: Mom, I don't feel well today, and I don't want to go to school ... What does Mom say is wrong?

Xiao Huamei said, I don't know why I always feel sour all over.

6. A couple went to double suicide together, but their money was only enough to buy a bottle of pesticide, and the amount of this bottle of pesticide was only enough for one person to die, but in the end both of them died. Why? Answer: They bought this bottle of pesticide, opened the bottle cap, and the bottle cap said: Another bottle.

7. There is a Grenade. One day, after eating, it cleaned its teeth. Suddenly, it found a thorn between its teeth. It exploded with a hard pull. ...

8. An international student took a driver's license test in the United States, and the road sign ahead prompted him to turn left. Not sure, he asked the examiner, "Turn left?"

A: "Yes!" So ... hang up!

9. Q: Where do users like to turn off their phones?

A: Ningbo.

Q: Why?

Answer: "Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is power off." ...

10, there is a person who feels sore feet when walking. Looking down, he stepped on a lemon!

1 1. One day a snake asked Snake B, "Ah, B! Are we poisonous? "

Snake B replied, "I don't know? Why do you ask this? "

A snake said, "Because I just accidentally bit my tongue!" " "

12. use "except"-children to make sentences: a train passes by, except, except. ......

13, tell you a funny story ~ ~

A chicken slipped down the mountain ... this is an interesting story!

14. Why does pangolin dig every day? Because he is looking for chuanshan B.

15, the earthworm family was bored that day, so the little earthworm cut himself in two to play badminton. Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four pieces to play mahjong. Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat. Mother earthworm cried and said, "why are you so stupid?" You will die if you cut so hard! Father Earthworm said weakly, "... I suddenly want to play football. "

16. One day, the pig said to the bear, "Can you guess how much sugar is in my pocket?" The bear said, "You guessed right. Will you give it to me? " The pig nodded, "Well, I'll give it to you two if I guess right." The bear said, "Five dollars." What a realistic bear! ! )

17. Is it black-bone chicken or white chicken? Black chickens are fierce, because black chickens can lay white eggs, and white chickens can't lay black eggs.