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Funny sentences describing oneself as poor (6 1 sentence)

1, don't take money too seriously, in fact, a card is enough.

2. Autumn has come, and finally there is no need to climb trees to eat leaves.

If it weren't for the northwest wind, we would have starved to death. The occasional sandstorm is a meal.

I owe my friend 100 yuan, and it took me three months to ask for it in installments.

It turns out that money is just a piece of paper. Why am I a coin?

I lost a dollar the day before yesterday, so I have to walk to work these days.

7. The pervert came to see me in the village.

8. I ate it last month, the dog ate it, the dog ate it and I ate it.

9. Protect three zeros with a 6-digit password.

10, I haven't eaten meat for a long time. Catch a mosquito and remove the meat.

1 1, watching the shopping cart and the collection off the shelf one by one.

12, my flowers are borrowed and returned.

13, I lost fifty cents the day before yesterday, so I didn't eat today.

14, the soil is softer and more fragrant after the rain, but it is a little sticky.

15, I always hide in my teeth when I eat meat, so as not to dig it out when I want to eat it.

16, after the rain, the soil is softer and more fragrant, but it is a little sticky, and it is ok on the whole.

Is money paper? I have been using coins!

18, can you all give way and block my northwest wind?

19, the money was not blown by the wind, but was blown away by the wind.

20. There is still northwest wind to drink in winter, and you can't even drink northwest wind in summer.

2 1, my most valuable property before marriage is freedom.

22. I can wait for love. If I get rich, please do it at once! Right now!

23, sleep very late at night, sleep for a day and you don't have to eat.

24. There are five people in our family, and they all sleep with band-AIDS.

Sorry, please don't stop me from drinking northwest wind.

26. When I make friends, I never care whether he is poor or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.

27. I searched the whole building, but I didn't borrow the Nokia round hole charger.

28. I wonder if there is any work in the nearby construction site. I want to try. ...

29. The biggest possibility of winning 5 million is in a dream.

30. The surprise of finding money in the pocket of clothes and trousers that I haven't worn for a long time can make me feel high. ...

3 1, happiness is when you have no money, you find a pair of wrinkled old jeans 100 yuan.

32, shit I only dare to pull half, dare not finish! Fear of hunger.

33. The deformed rice in the village came to me.

34. The mouse came to my house crying.

35. I dare not type with symbols for fear of wasting traffic.

36. I changed her from a girl to a woman, and she changed me from a boy to a poor man.

37. Make sure it's going to rain, pack some clothes and wait outside.

38. I have a serious illness and need money to treat it.

I don't care whether he is poor or not when I make friends. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.

40. Please don't call me for activities over one yuan.

4 1, when I have money, I must take a large size with two pieces of paper.

42. What I smoke depends on what cigarette you throw.

43. Just caught a Xiao Qiang, MLGB finally ended the meat for half a year.

44. I searched the whole building, but I didn't borrow the Nokia round hole charger.

45. I poured tap water into the bottle of Baisui Mountain and pretended to be a nobleman.

46. Open the express carton and leave some for me so that I can cover it for the winter.

47. Hey ... Today is the southeast wind again, and I will be hungry for another day. ...

48.iphone6 is on the market. Great! I can finally buy three!

49. Who said I was poor? I am just a price-sensitive consumer.

50. I just coughed up a mouthful of phlegm and was ready to vomit, but I was very hungry and swallowed it again.

5 1, what's wrong with young people? No matter how rich you are, you are still poor in the long river of history.

52. Look at the toenails. They are finally wide enough to eat brittle bones.

53. Last night, the braised hairtail cooked by my neighbor's house, I quickly picked up the bowl and smelled the fish, and ate three bowls of rice.

54, figure and lack of money, I really hate you two!

55. I wish you all love, I have money!

56. I'm not afraid of a fire at home, but I'm afraid of falling into the gutter. There is nothing but what you are wearing.

57. When I drink yogurt, I not only lick the bottle caps, but also lick other people's bottle caps.

58. I asked a lot of people around me, why didn't anyone really use Symbian mobile phones?

59. Fortunately, I still have the northwest wind to drink, otherwise I would have starved to death!

60. Who says you can't have your cake and eat it? Like me ... I'm poor and single!

6 1, it's the Spring Festival, so fart and be a cannon.