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Humor in drying a new house in a circle of friends

Friends circle Sun Xinfang humor talks about the copy as follows:

1, the house is available, alas, alas, the life of the house slave has also begun!

I hope my choice is correct, and there will be no problem when the house is delivered.

Running is not only an ability, but also an attitude, which determines the height of your life.

4. I have to say that the property market makes academic qualifications more and more valuable. Under the influence of the new talent policy, academic qualifications are almost equivalent to room tickets.

5. I decided to buy a house and borrowed a down payment today. The pressure is so great.

6. I finally got the key to the new house, and the rest is how to decorate my small home, constantly reminding myself to be cautious and meticulous in decoration. This is my new home in this city.

7. Those who delay buying a house because they dare not divorce are fake marriages.

8. I can finally live in a new house. After years of struggle, I finally got my own home. I am in a good mood. Today, I also invited friends to my home.

9, can settle down, why rely on others, no longer drift from place to place, the future can be expected.

10, stop thinking about going out to play, think about making money to buy a house, buy a car, decorate the house and pay the mortgage.