No birds, no beasts, classical Chinese answer

1. Enter the answer in classical Chinese, and enter 14 in classical Chinese. I only have six units. Can you give me some? Eel rescuer Gao Huai sells eel noodles in Xiaodongmen, Yangzhou. He kills dozens of eels every day, and a handmaid is pitiful. Every night, she secretly fished out two or three eels from the water tank and threw them into the river through the back window. About a year later, one day, a fire broke out in the shop, and the maid ran away in a hurry and was burned by the fire. She was very tired and lay by the river until midnight. She woke up. Even the burned part is much better. There is mud accumulation in the river in the wound, but there are traces of eels on the ground. Only then did she know that the eels released in the past had come to save her. Gao Huai was moved by her maid's behavior, so she stopped the business, dismantled the stove and put all the live eels in stock into the river. Two magpies saved someone else's garden with an old tree with a nest built by magpies and magpies' mothers. A magpie hovered on the nest, howling sadly. After a while, groups of magpies gradually heard the sound and gathered in the tree. Two magpies were still cursing each other in the tree, just like talking, and then they flew away. After a while, a stork flew from the air and made a "giggle" sound, followed by two magpies. Goodbye, magpie. It seems that the stork turned around the ancient tree three times, suddenly rushed down the magpie's nest, took out a red snake and swallowed it. The magpie cheered as if celebrating and thanked the stork. It turned out that two magpies went to the stork to save their friends! When Qin Mugong went to the palace, he lost his horse and went out to look for it himself. He saw someone kill his horse and eat meat together. Mu Gong said to them, "This is my horse." These people all stood up in fear. Qin Mugong said: "I heard that people who eat the meat of war horses and don't drink will be killed." So he gave them a drink. The people who killed the horse all left in shame. Three days later. Qin Mugong is under siege. People who used to kill horses and eat meat said to each other, "It's time for us to repay Mu Gong for eating horse meat and drinking good wine with death." So, Mu Gong got rid of the siege and finally survived, defeated the State of Jin and brought back Jin Gonghui. Bat Phoenix came to congratulate him on his birthday, but the bat didn't show up. Phoenix stopped him and scolded him: "You are under my jurisdiction, how dare you be so arrogant?" The bat said, "I have animal feet. I am an animal citizen." Why should I congratulate you? " A few days later, Kirin celebrated her birthday. All the animals came to celebrate his birthday, but the bat still didn't appear. Kirin stopped him and reprimanded him, "How dare you be so presumptuous under my jurisdiction!" " The bat said, "I have wings and belong to birds." Why should I congratulate you? "One day, Phoenix and Kirin met, and when they arrived at the bat, they realized that both sides were lying. Phoenix and Kirin shook their heads and sighed, "The atmosphere is too bad now. It happened that these guys who were neither birds nor animals were born, and there was really no way! "Once upon a time, there was a man who stored grain in an urn. A camel stole food and put its head into the urn, but it got stuck in it and couldn't get out. The man was worried because the camel's head couldn't come out. When an old man came to see him, he said, "don't worry, I'll teach you a way to get the camel's head out." Cut off the camel's head and you can get away naturally. "

2. Bat: [Original] On Phoenix's birthday, the bird greeted him, but the bat didn't come. Feng said, "You live in my house. What are you doing here? Phoenix's birthday, the bird greeted him, but the bat didn't come. Feng said, "You live in my house, why are you proud?" The bat said, "I've had enough." I belong to the beast. What's the use of congratulations? "One day, the unicorn was born and the bat didn't come. Lin also blames it. The bat said, "I have wings. I belong to birds." Why congratulate me? When Lin and Feng met, they talked about bats and sighed with each other, saying, "This world is evil and thin, and people who are not birds and animals are born. What can we do? " 2 Note Editor Phoenix: the legendary god bird. Shou: Birthday. Chao: Visit. Wei: Only. Pride: arrogance. Kirin: the legendary beast. Responsibility: blame. Birthday: This refers to the birthday. Note: Same as Yi. The modal particles at the end of the sentence express doubt and disgust. The bat said, "I have animal feet and am a citizen of the animal kingdom." What's the use of congratulating you on your birthday? "One day, the bat didn't celebrate Kirin's birthday. Kirin also asked him. The bat said, "I have wings and belong to birds." Why should I congratulate you? "Kirin and Phoenix met and talked about bats. They sighed to each other: "Now the atmosphere in the world is bad and shallow, but these guys who are neither birds nor animals are born. There is nothing we can do about it! "4 Suggested editing sometimes means that some people don't want to stand in the ranks of a group, but they are independent, don't blindly follow the customs, and keep their own characteristics. They satirize people who like to play two-faced. 5. Laughing House edited a special collection of folk jokes of China in Ming Dynasty. Feng Menglong edited it. The original work is divided into two volumes, Joke 100. The editing style is quite distinctive. According to the satirical content of the work, the selected paragraphs are divided into eight categories: bad flow, bizarre, vulgar, magic, body, fallacy, boudoir style and miscellaneous language. Some of the jokes about income were produced and circulated by the people at that time, and some were compiled by editors from ancient books. Many of them mercilessly exposed and mocked the criminal acts and ugly faces of the feudal ruling class. It has a distinct love-hate relationship and a certain ideological significance. Most of the jokes in Laughing Mansion capture some ugly phenomena in life. If they are summarized in images, highlighted and exposed in depth, they can often hit the nail on the head and awaken people's eyes and ears. The characterization is often exaggerated, with sharp and humorous language, ingenious structure and strong comic effect. Laughing House is also an important historical material for studying the society of Ming Dynasty.