What funny jokes have you heard recently?

I heard a couple came to divorce the other day. The woman is 99 years old and the man is 10 1 year old.

"You are so big still make a divorce. Aren't you afraid of jokes? " The judge asked doubtfully.

"Our marriage broke up 70 years ago."

"Then why didn't you get divorced 70 years ago?"

"At that time, the child was still young. We were afraid that divorce would be unhealthy for the child's body and mind, so we discussed it."

"What did you discuss?"

"We agreed to wait until the child died before getting divorced."