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Xiehouyu homophonic handwritten newspaper
1, nephew (sheng) plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)
2, Confucius moved-all lost (book)
3, onion mixed with tofu-one clear (green) and two white
4. Shoes don't need awls-? True (needle) good
Glacier in May and April-Start (freezing).
6. Blow the horn into the door-the name (voice) is outside.
7. The stone fell into the water-? Silence (no)
8./kloc-weather in October/February-hands and feet (frozen hands and feet? )
9, baldy umbrella-lawlessness (no lawlessness)
10, fighting and pulling a beard-modesty (holding a beard)?
1 1, wearing a skirt for three or nine days-beautiful (frozen)
12, dwarf pours water-water bottle (water level) is not high.
13, an 80-year-old man plays the pipa-a cliche (playing)
14, hanging a bag in half the sky (crazy)
15, thermos bottle stopper-blocking (gambling) steam (gas)
16, push the cart on the bridge of the nose-there is no way to go (throw)
17. Honk the horn on the plane-think (loudly).
18,42 cotton-talk about it (hit)
19, the tiger pulls the car-who dares (drive)
20. The fingernails are on the knees-too far from the point (hoof)
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