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Xiehouyu homophonic handwritten newspaper

Two-part allegorical saying is a special language form of Chinese. It is a special language form created by the people in their life practice, and it is a short, funny and vivid sentence.

1, nephew (sheng) plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)

2, Confucius moved-all lost (book)

3, onion mixed with tofu-one clear (green) and two white

4. Shoes don't need awls-? True (needle) good

Glacier in May and April-Start (freezing).

6. Blow the horn into the door-the name (voice) is outside.

7. The stone fell into the water-? Silence (no)

8./kloc-weather in October/February-hands and feet (frozen hands and feet? )

9, baldy umbrella-lawlessness (no lawlessness)

10, fighting and pulling a beard-modesty (holding a beard)?

1 1, wearing a skirt for three or nine days-beautiful (frozen)

12, dwarf pours water-water bottle (water level) is not high.

13, an 80-year-old man plays the pipa-a cliche (playing)

14, hanging a bag in half the sky (crazy)

15, thermos bottle stopper-blocking (gambling) steam (gas)

16, push the cart on the bridge of the nose-there is no way to go (throw)

17. Honk the horn on the plane-think (loudly).

18,42 cotton-talk about it (hit)

19, the tiger pulls the car-who dares (drive)

20. The fingernails are on the knees-too far from the point (hoof)