A joke told by the overbearing president

Children will confess directly when they see the person they like, which is impulsive and blind. Experienced adults will properly express themselves and attract each other by showing their charm. Only when two people are walking in the middle will they really get closer and finally come together.

Three kinds of animals represent three different ways of attraction or temptation.

Cats. Proud by nature, unwilling to be attached, with his own thoughts and personality, elegant manners and slow movements, he ignores you obviously, but always brushes past you inadvertently, making you want to stop and feel like rubbing on it for a massage. Let's call it elegant attraction for the time being.

This requires that you really have elegant conditions, and it is very important to pay attention to your appearance, temperament, manners and inner cultivation, otherwise it will become an ancient costume.

Tiger. The king of beasts, the overlord of the forest, has his own majesty and aura, vision and pattern, and his views on problems are usually far-sighted and beyond doubt. He has a certain social status, abundant material resources, a typical overbearing president, and inadvertently won countless fans.

Needless to say, the status material, of course, can also live through the efforts of the day after tomorrow, and the aura is still shining.

A dog wet with rain. Down and out, helpless, pathetic. Especially loving eyes, a glance can arouse each other's desire for protection. It would be better if there were more valuable qualities, such as profound knowledge and lofty aspirations.

Either way, it depends on the other person's emotional preference. For example, good girls may be attracted by elegant male gods, lively girls may be conquered by overbearing presidents, and just women are prone to protective desires.

What's more important is that you treat each other with sincerity, the three views are consistent, and you are congenial, so that you can finally achieve perfection.