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The first son's name is Jin Bai, and the second son's name is Bai Mu. Why is the youngest son suddenly called Nezha?

Nezha, according to legend, was born with a name. After 998 1 day, the old gentleman gathered the aura of heaven and earth and condensed into a reincarnation bead. Later, Taishang Laojun injected this spirit bead into the body of Li Jing's wife.

How was it injected? Can't pass the exam! I don't know your surname. If the surname is Wang, then Li Jing is green.

This spirit bead took shape in the body of Li Jing's wife. He didn't come out after ten months, and he didn't come out after one year. Three years later, Li Jing couldn't hold on any longer. He personally went into battle and decided to do the first caesarean section test in human history.

A knife, the doll jumped out, stretched himself, and the first sentence came out:

The air outside is so fresh!

I saw this doll, holding two pieces of paper, one in each hand, one with "where" and the other with "tie".

Li Jingnian said, "Naduo." Li Jing's wife said, "It's obviously Nezha."

The doll is anxious: "You haven't been to primary school, do you know polyphony?" This is Nezha. "

Of course this is a joke!

How did the real Nezha come from?

The real Nezha is not China Eva, but a foreign Eva. His prototype is "Nahua", a Buddhist protector in India, which later spread from the fire worship in ancient Persia to India and from India to China. After coming to China, he became the Nezha in The Romance of Gods through the interpretation of China's operas and novels.