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Funny two-part allegorical saying
Boil crabs in a boiling pot-see how long you can be crazy.
Crazy girl tells jokes-Xixi haha
Inviting wolves to be guests-I'm getting impatient.
The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other's strengths.
A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-a womanizer
The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.
Ask your sister-in-law for company-uneasy and kind
The poor widow went to the market-she didn't need anyone or money.
The mouse fell into the water tank-fashion (wet hair)
Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary.
I spent my sedan chair in the theater-poor and happy.
The sedan chair uses an abacus-difference calculation.
Cow's menstrual blood cow circle.
Dreaming about the history of marrying-a waste of time.
Dreaming about marrying a wife is biased.
Dream and jump into the well-a false alarm; Shivaas
Dream of Xu-I want to be partial.
The Craft of Clay Fighter-Pinch Hands (Pinch Feet)
Cooking sesame cakes and selling glutinous rice balls-all-rounder
As a county magistrate, he has lost his seal-a confused official
Brick-making mold, insert knife sheath-frame sleeve
Selling iron in trouble-throwing caution to the wind
Banana fruit-a heart
A bright handkerchief conjures tricks-no hiding or tucking.
The juggler took a piece of cloth-a cover.
Baoyu and Xiangyun cried for Grandmother Jia, each with his own tears.
Insects in Corn Stalk-Special (Drill) Heart
Corn flour is the best-it's hard to knead.
Bitch Fujian-insincere
The deflated suona-see how you blow it
Feed the tiger in bed-harm others and yourself.
Fart under the covers-you can write (smell) and type (cover)
Fart under the covers.-take it all.
Cover the table with a sheet because it is too big.
Change your robe into a sweatshirt-more than enough.
Picking peonies in hospital beds-longing for flowers.
If you are seriously ill, don't take medicine-wait for death.
Peeling onions and mashing garlic-a trivial matter
A peeled tree-not long.
A skinned toad-an immortal heart
Peel off the skin and stomach of cuttlefish-a pair of black hearts
Funny game xiehouyu:
Self-taught teacher-AVG
Class teacher's lecture-Command and Conquest (C & ampc)
The teacher checked the examination paper-the decision of the prefect (SLG: about the Japanese-American naval battle in World War II)
A persistent student-Cyberia
The bell in the fourth quarter-the charge signal (recent domestic game sketches)
Upload a note in class-China Civil Aviation (a game of Qiu Bojun)
During the exam -AVG
Candidates' hope -3x3 eyes (game adapted from famous comics)
Caught cheating-magic eye Seal (RPG)
Review for the exam-everything will turn for the better (American action game)
Commander Feng on the basketball court.
The last class in the morning-The Legend of the Hungry Wolf (video game-SNK fighting masterpiece)
Night after Parent-Teacher Conference-Nova Storm (3D STG masterpiece)
I was caught playing football in the teaching area again-a crusader without regrets
Canteen-Capcom video game RPG
Liberal Arts Class-angel empire (SLG)
Monitor-dungeon master (players play devil's anti-traditional games)
Digital English-Romance of the Three Kingdoms
College entrance examination-military commanders strive for hegemony (Figure)
Make-up Exam-An Opportunity (Dunk II made in Taiwan Province Province)
Monday-Escape to Darkness (AVG)
Friday-the longest day (the longest day of Normandy landing)
Today is Saturday Happy People (a label in Taiwan Province Province).
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