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In this boundless universe, where are people? Why is there "I" in the world? Did your parents really make you?
In Jiangsu and Zhejiang, there is a kind of bird, which is called grain catcher by the locals. When an egg is about to hatch, it begins to cry day and night until it dies. When the child comes out of the hatch, its parents have rotted in the nest. The child is raised by bugs born from the parents' bodies, and the same is true from generation to generation.
There is a female spider in Australia, which lays 40 eggs at a time and then loses it. In midsummer, a large number of insects will be caught, and children should fatten up besides eating. In winter, children's food is nowhere to be found. The little spider will suck blood at the mother's ankle until it is finished. But mother spider didn't resist. After the spider mother ate all her body, the spider could hunt, and no one trained it anymore, which was handed down from generation to generation.
There is an animal called "red mandarin fish" in Alaska. When it comes to spawning, the whole body becomes red and beautiful. At this time, they will risk being killed by wolves and grizzly bears, cross the rapids and rapids, and go straight against the current in order to reproduce.
When the female finishes ovulation, the males immediately race against time and start fighting each other for the right of in vitro fertilization. When their respective destinies are fulfilled, they will open their mouths, settle down and never move again. No one has taught it, and I have never seen my parents do it. It is just passed down from generation to generation.
What is the difference between people and them? When you have completed the whole mission, whether you are poor or rich, or you are struggling for prosperity in the world, you have nothing left in the end, but you close your eyes and there will be no you in the world.
Take high moral standards for example, they only give and don't take. However, after completing the whole task, human beings dragged their feet and refused to close their eyes immediately, so there was an annoying "collection" project. Therefore, in the process of collection, many unfortunate "people" have produced sadness and pain that "grain catcher" and "red mandarin fish" can't meet. In this way, people are even worse than "ear catcher", "red mandarin fish" and "female spider"
Life science scholars believe that the ultimate life span of human beings is 150 years, and primitive embryonic cells divide as many as 50 times, so everyone will die. Once the neurons are grounded, people are busy! Busy! When I couldn't get up, I was lucky enough to start thinking, "What am I and where am I going? Dear friends who live together day and night, can I see them again tomorrow? ……"。
Qianjiang evening news, June, 2007165438+1October 9: A hospital thought of something that many people had not thought of. In order to give some help to those who ended at this most pessimistic and disappointing moment, a special room was set up, which was quiet and dedicated to making dying people cry.
Man, if there is no such person after death, you should start crying when you are born. Cry! Cry!
According to the archaeological theory of "extinction of biological species", it was found that the fifth (Cretaceous) biological species on the earth was dinosaurs. The theme that scientists debated endlessly, "Dinosaurs died in one day", has now become a conclusion. Today's "species" is the sixth time, and scientists call today the "Anthropocene".
2065438+01March 8th The seventh edition of Reference News reprinted the article on March 5th of the American Daily Science website: "Has the sixth mass extinction of life on earth arrived? The article said: With the sharp decrease of the number of many animal species, such as frogs, fish and tigers, some scientists warned that the earth is on the verge of extinction, just like the first five times in the past 540 million years.
Many dinosaurs and 12 human footprint fossils have been found in the famous rock formations along the banks of the Balaksey River in Texas, USA. Explain that people have been discovered in the dinosaur era;
So did dinosaurs go beyond their narrow scope and focus on studying people?
By the same token, people have discovered "whispering" in the Anthropocene. So who has carefully studied "whispering" outside the narrow people themselves?
People really died once and lived again. Death of human body is not real death. Material life is not real life! Real life matches the universe, and this is real life. It is a fact that no one can fix the sun when it is broken.
Real life is not a slow evolution, but a sudden change in the blink of an eye, with a better body than a whisper. But if a person's spiritual life is lost, then this person will never be found in the universe, and that is the real death! If you can't get this, it's no use crying again.
Some people say: I have never seen my own "spirit", so I can't believe that I have any "spirit". This is just as well, because no one has seen his "heart", and it must be said that he has no "heart". Who is so empty that it takes three days and three nights to convince you that you have a "heart"? Even if you can touch your back, few people have seen it. If you don't see it, it doesn't exist, then the fool will say, "I don't have a back?"
Scientists have found that galaxy clusters in the universe can be combined without flying away. They are composed of 23% dark matter and 73% more mysterious dark energy. It keeps the universe in order. Without it, the galaxy will soon collapse. Who dares to say: what is invisible is religious belief, superstition or nothing?
On July 2, 20 10, the seventh edition of Reference News reprinted an authoritative article on cosmology, saying: "There may be infinite universes parallel to us outside the universe. There may also be infinite copies of us in the parallel universe, which is a little secret that scientists don't want you to know, because it makes them very confused. "
The universe has such a perfect earth and a matching sun, so "man" can't be lonely. Man is not the only creature in the universe. There can't be only one fragile "person" on the earth. In this complete universe, it is certain that the real manager of the universe is not "man". Because human life is confined to a very narrow earth circle in the universe, it can't adapt to the existence of the universe, and it can't be regarded as real cosmic life. This is the emergency exit you are looking for.
There has been special research in the scientific community for a long time, but many things in the scientific community are confidential, and the real information lies in this little secret that you don't know.
However, today's human beings are influenced by many factors, such as the tide left by society, outdated historical view, the environment of political pressure, the backwardness of human knowledge and so on. Many people who don't know what "science" means just stay at the pace of life more than 0/00 years ago. All along, what people can see on the desktop will not be the "yes" and "no" evaluated by the scientific community. Often before the emergence of true knowledge, human beings have always maintained the original knowledge level worshipped and spurned by heredity. Most of them are just people who have read traditional textbooks. They talk too far from the point, talk with a pointed nose and talk about jokes in traditional textbooks, in order to cover up the empty skull of human beings. Spending a little money makes people as confused as cultural life and can muddle along. This is the obstacle of people.
Sadly, whether it is true or not, human beings can still hear the greatest opening remarks: "I only believe in science", which is of course good. Generally speaking, people who only use the word "science" as an arrow often think they are "knowledgeable" and extremely noble and glorious because they don't know what "science" is. As everyone knows, this "science" is just a subject that explores and finds a little clue in the mysterious ready-made universe; Simply put, "science" means that children lick fruit candy with their tongues; This is banana candy and which is chocolate, and they are often mistaken.
Nowadays people regard the word "science" as the master key, but which "science" in the world can explain "whispering"? Which subject can find the true information of life and death that human beings must know?
Who can make people see the truth and lead people into the candy factory? In particular, the struggle philosophy of "the law of the jungle" and "evolution" has been mixed into the scientific queue like biology. After entering the textbook, human beings have been confused and difficult to distinguish.
Peking man has lived in textbooks for so many generations, and now it is found that the age error of textbook preachers is more than 200 thousand years;
The inherent concept that protein molecules that make up life must have water to maintain the three-dimensional structure is now found to be wrong;
It is generally believed in history that the beautiful feathers of male peacocks are to attract the opposite sex; The chameleon changes its color in order to blend in with the environment and achieve the purpose of hiding itself and blinding the enemy. However, it seems that these two views are not accurate;
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On August 15, 2006, an article in the 23rd edition of Metropolitan Express said: I don't believe that Tianmen scientists don't know what a planet is. Planets in the Solar System may have 80 or 50 textbooks, and all the existing textbooks will be rewritten.
Many scientific discourses in textbooks are based on today's scientific discoveries. In other words, many are wrong, but they cannot be rewritten. There are many aspects that great writers can't fully explain, and they won't explain, because one explanation will overturn all known knowledge. There are still many problems that cannot be explained and proved by the existing scientific level and means of human beings, but they do exist. No real scientist in the world dares to say that I can answer everything in the universe, and no book called "science" dares to write "absolutely right"
People's knowledge is limited, which is acknowledged by most wise scientists and senior intellectuals.
The top scientist of Xunkexun (Stegosaurus/Compiler) said: Physicists have a good standard model, carving the known universe into a particle system to describe everything, from magnetism to atomic composition, and then how to keep them stable. This standard model regards particles as infinitesimal points, and they all have fundamental forces. This standard model has two obvious problems: it fails to include gravity and becomes useless data in the face of high energy.
You already think that the practical concept is the best to understand. Heck, Newton understood it a long time ago, but was it right?
No, gravity is the weakest force known in the universe, and the standard model in physics can't explain how it comes about. Compared with other forces that can be described by the standard model, gravity is completely different. When you do some calculations on the gravity of small interactions, you will get stupid answers.
2010 June 15 "reference news" 7 th edition article, the British "Sunday Times" reported in June 13: Martin, the leader of the most authoritative scientific institution in Britain, professor of cosmology at Cambridge University and chairman of the Royal Society? Reese said: "The mysteries of the universe may never be solved because they are beyond people's understanding."
Reese said that due to the limited wisdom of human beings, we may never be able to solve the problems of the existence of parallel universes, the causes of the Big Bang and the nature of human consciousness.
Reese pointed out that Einstein put forward the general theory of relativity in 1915 by using the mathematical theory of19 in the early 9th century, and thought that gravity controlled the activities of planets and stars. At the beginning of the 20th century, physicists, such as Dirac, put forward quantum theory by using "ready-made" mathematical methods to explain the operation mode of the universe from the subatomic level.
The problem facing future generations is that these two theories are opposite in many aspects, and no one can find a mathematical method to combine them into a "unified theory". Thousands of scientists have spent decades on this problem, but they are still at a loss.
Rees believes that "human beings may have reached the limit of understanding." He even said that humans are like fish. Although they swim around in the sea all day, they know nothing about the nature of the sea where they live.
What puzzles scientists most is that many instruments placed on the surface of the moon by astronauts on the moon, including "lunar seismograph", are specially used to measure the vibration of the lunar crust. It was found that the shock wave only spread from the epicenter to the surface of the moon, but not to the interior of the moon. This fact shows that the interior of the moon is hollow, with only one layer of moon shell! Because, if it is a solid moon, the shock wave should also spread inward. Why does it only spread on the surface of the moon?
When Apollo explores the moon, the lunar lander and the rocket will both hit the surface of the moon when they return. But every time, the moon will ring like a gong or a big clock. When Apollo 12 explored the moon, the echo of the moon lasted for four hours. At present, no scientist can explain this phenomenon.
1February 4, 966, the Russian unmanned probe Luna 9 landed in the "rainy sea" and photographed two rows of tower-like structures with equal moments. Dr Ivan Sanderson said, "They can form a strong sunlight reflection, much like the sign beside the runway." Dr Ivanov estimated from the shadow length that it was about 65,438+05 stories high. He said, "There is no high ground nearby where these rocks can roll down to their present position and be arranged geometrically." In addition, Luna 9 also photographed a mysterious cave on the edge of "Storm Sea". Because Dr. Wiggins, a lunar expert, once found a huge cave in Cassini A pit, he thought that these round holes of the moon led into it;
The mathematical quantity of the complexity of molecular nucleotides indispensable for the birth of life is equal to the sum of the different arrangements that these nucleotides can form, which is enough to fill the random combination of the whole universe. Only one combination can produce the first life. So how hard your life is! If you come to this airborne material space and don't even know what it is, won't it be empty and disappear forever?
Compared with the earth with a history of only 4.5 billion years, the history of human science and technology civilization is just a thoughtful life history in the past 200 years. Therefore, it is reasonable to believe that there should be intelligent life in the universe and other planets with a history of 65.438+0.37 billion years. At least people have discovered the existence of unexplained higher-tech civilizations such as the laws of celestial bodies.
This shows that there is life in the sky. Since there is a more advanced intelligent life, there will be real information on the ground, so where is the real information?
Third, the real information is right under your nose.
From the study of Tianmen Studies, Biology, Confucius, Laozi, Mencius, Maya, Century, Whispering and the four influential religious classics in the world, it is found that strangely, everything in the universe; The earth is round and the universe is expanding. In the final analysis, the universe originated from nothingness, Israeli restoration and family planning in China ... which can be found in the Bible thousands of years ago. Where in the Bible does it say that science can be found?
When the moon was formed, it was only 22,530 kilometers away from the earth, but now the average distance has widened to more than 385,000 kilometers, and with the passage of time, the moon will go further and further. When you read this article, the moon is slipping away from the earth quietly. No scientist in the world can solve the mystery of why the moon left the earth and slipped away from it. Do you want to know the real science today? This mystery can be solved in the Bible.
In recent years, the theme of "20 12" has been copied enthusiastically, as early as 3,000 years ago in Deuteronomy and Exodus. In 5772 (AD 20 12), the code of the Jewish Bible was unlocked and written under the destruction of the earth, and the comet would hit the earth. There is also a saying that disasters will be stopped and will be stopped; Will be shattered, driven away, I will tear it to pieces.
The information from Xinhuanet said: "In 2004, astronomers discovered that an asteroid was flying towards the earth at a speed of nearly 50,000 kilometers per hour. It is predicted that April 13, 2029 will be very close to the earth. In this regard, astronomers around the world closely observe asteroids in space. " High-tech can make people prepare for future disaster warning in advance.
In Genesis and Numbers of the Bible, there is a hint that "friends will be delayed". "Friends Delay" and "Burning Eyebrows" overlap. Then "friends delay", human beings don't need to be too nervous.
Today, when whispers and flying saucers appear frequently, which classic in the world has explained "aliens"? But the Bible more than 3,000 years ago clearly told the world that this "whisper" is spirit.
The Hebrew original of "God" in the Bible is "man from heaven".
In the 1950s, human beings found that "aliens have no reproductive organs, so it is difficult to judge men and women", but the Bible clearly remembers that Jesus told his disciples about resurrection: "At the time of resurrection, people neither marry nor marry, but are like angels in the sky".
Who is the messenger from heaven? It is what people call "aliens". Actually, think about it. Call them "aliens" or "angels"-is "angels" accurate? According to human logical reasoning, it is more appropriate to call them "messengers from heaven" because they are not like people, not people.
Because the bible clearly tells mankind: ... this perishable thing will always become immortal, and this mortal thing will always become immortal; So after the resurrection, people will not die. Obviously, people must have children after death, but will they have children after death?
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