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Christmas is not enough. What's your opinion?
My friend has the above views because you don't know much about western culture and people. What are westerners like? They even resolutely oppose a China person who lives in this English-speaking society to give himself an English name. This is a fool's face when I immigrated to the west: because Chinese names are spelled in English and there is a letter here that no one can understand, I gave myself an English name. All white people, regardless of their educational level, are firmly opposed, saying that you should respect yourself and your parents, and so do we! We are not afraid of trouble. Then they finally learned to call my name, but refused to call my English name. Later, more people immigrated to China, and they all told the same experience online. However, some of them insist on using English names. The local people are beginning to realize that this is the characteristic of China people. So now they will say that when you ask them to use English names, I can learn your Chinese names, but I can use your English names if you like. Then the local people and other ethnic minorities began to laugh at China people, because their names, whether African, Indian or Arab, are weirder and harder to pronounce than those of China people, but they won't change their names, and they proudly teach white people to pronounce their names over and over again ... and then they laughed at China people for "wanting to be white". As a result, white people and other ethnic minorities come to Hama to eat swan meat, and Guizhou donkeys are called horses.
Everything that is immaterial and civilized is not very practical. When this kind of thing involves different cultures and races, westerners are firmly opposed to a person abandoning his own race and cultural tradition and embracing another race culture. For example, if you learn to use computers from them, they will take it for granted, and they will also learn the material civilization of other nationalities as soon as possible, such as papermaking and gunpowder. Practical, such as using the solar calendar. Even for clothes, they agree that you usually wear a suit, but on holidays, if you are familiar with them, they will invite you to wear your national costume, or they will be glad that you wear it, which seems very important to you. Names, festivals and the like are purely national traditional culture, which has no practical significance, only national symbolic significance. They will never abandon their traditions and oppose others giving up their traditions for them.
Come back and say Christmas. In the United States and Canada, when white people see a non-white person during the Christmas holiday, people with a little cultural accomplishment will not say: Merry Christmas, but Happy Holidays. This is because most of these immigrants come from non-Christian countries, so Christmas is not traditionally celebrated. They are very serious and democratic, and think it is an offence to congratulate us at Christmas. In fact, for other colored people, if they say Merry Christmas, they may meet a serious Indian or Arab who replies, "I don't celebrate Christmas, I'm not a Christian." Perhaps only China people will not feel offended, but will take the initiative to post it, even more enthusiastic than others in the West.
China people celebrate the Spring Festival, Jews celebrate the Jewish Festival, and Indians celebrate the Indian Festival. White people usually congratulate us and learn Chinese, Hindi and so on. The new york Tower is covered with lanterns for the Spring Festival. But that's just politeness, not the private life of ordinary white people. Needless to say, they will learn from China people to go home for reunion, celebrate their birthdays and have a big meal to celebrate.
Many people used to be as naive, kind and simple as China people who celebrated Christmas. They firmly believe in westerners and their democracy and freedom, just as they used to believe in Marxism, and they also want to be a member of this great nation. How ridiculous. In fact, until now, it is not that immigrants don't want them, but that they don't want to immigrate, because immigrants are not their own kind.
Like blacks, they have experienced sexual slavery for hundreds of years, and have more than 40% white blood, but they are still "blacks" and are vulnerable groups who are discriminated against everywhere. The same is true of China people and other people of color. In North America, there has never been a phenomenon that people of color really "integrate" into the mainstream social life of white people (except in movies). All races live in their own circles. The saddest thing is that the efforts and wishes of the people of the disadvantaged races have not only failed, but have been doubly discriminated against by the people of the dominant races, because their wishes conflict with the cultural values of self-reliance and self-respect of the dominant races, making them feel humble. They will feel that others respect themselves, and if you despise yourself, you don't have to ask yourself how mean you are.
Therefore, when Chinese people warmly celebrate Christmas, people all over the world laugh. Please think about it. Why don't China people celebrate Indian festivals, African festivals, Arab festivals and even China's own festivals with equal enthusiasm, but white festivals? Isn't it because white people are the most powerful nation that these China talents are crazy about buttering them up? Why didn't you see other nationalities, even Japanese and Jews who were vassals of the West, celebrate Christmas like China? There are no other former colonies, such as Africans, Indians, etc. So enthusiastic about Christmas. The only explanation is that China people are more humble, snobbish and seem to feel inferior than the colonists. Will you stop laughing?
The funniest thing is that China, a Guizhou donkey, learned to bark, but didn't learn to be right. In the west, Christmas and Spring Festival are the same days for family reunion. Christmas Eve is not carnival night, but Christmas Eve. This is a time for family and friends to get together. Where can people go out to play? Vulgar to the embarrassment of the whole world. People all over the world laughed!
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