Jokes in classical Chinese

1. Tell two funny jokes in classical Chinese

There is a father and son who are both stubborn and unwilling to let others go.

One day, the father invited guests to drink and sent his son into the city to eat meat. After the son had returned with the meat, he was about to leave the city gate when a man came across from him. Neither of them gave way, so they stood erect for a long time.

The father came to find him and saw him, and said to his son: "You can take the meat back and eat with the guests. Wait for me to confront him here."

- "Collection of Jokes of the Ming and Qing Dynasties" Human nature is gentle. On a winter day, when people were gathered around the stove and saw the tail of their clothes burned by the fire, they would say, "There is something I have seen for a long time. If I want to say it, I am afraid that you will be impatient, but if I don't say it, I will hurt you. But is it true?" "Why didn't you tell me?" The man asked what was going on and said, "Your clothes are on fire."

The man quickly put away his clothes and said angrily, "Why didn't you tell me earlier?" He said, "My Lord is impatient." "——"Collection of Jokes of the Ming and Qing Dynasties" There was a big insect who wanted to look for food in the wild. He saw a hedgehog lying on his back. He thought it was meat and wanted to pick it up.

Suddenly his nose was rolled up by wěi, and he ran away in fright without rest until he was in the mountains, where he fell asleep due to sleepiness. The hedgehog put his nose up and walked away.

The big insect woke up and was very happy. He walked under the oak tree, lowered his head and saw the oak tree, and said sideways: "Whenever I meet a wise man, I hope you will stay out of the way!" - "Qi Yan Lu" 》Someone who went out to drink at night came back. It was raining heavily, so he covered himself with a cover. When he saw a person standing under the eaves, he threw an umbrella under his umbrella and walked with him.

For a long time, he remained silent, suspecting that he was a ghost. He used his feet to tease him, but he was not worth it, and he became more and more frightened, so he tried his best to squeeze under the bridge. The person who is responsible for cooking cakes gets up in the morning and rushes to the door to tell him that he has met a ghost.

After a while, I saw another person, wet all over, staggering over, screaming that there was a ghost, and he went to his house. The two looked at each other in astonishment and laughed unconsciously.

——"An Introduction to Ancient and Modern Stories". 2. Looking for jokes in classical Chinese, please make them shorter

A load of jokes Original text A scholar was about seventy years old when he suddenly gave birth to a son.

Born because of age, it is called age. Not long after, another son was born, who seemed to be able to read and learn knowledge.

The following year, another son was born. He laughed and said: "It's a joke to have a baby at such an old age."

Because of the name, it was called "a joke." The three of them were old and had nothing to do. They all ordered to go into the mountains to collect firewood. When they returned home, the husband asked: : "Which of the three sons has more firewood?" The wife said: "I have a lot of age, but no knowledge at all, and a lot of jokes."

Translation There is a scholar who is nearly seventy years old. His wife Suddenly a son was born. Because he was old, he gave birth to a son, so he named him "Jiu". Not long after, another son was born. He looked like a scholar, so he named him "Xuewen".

Another son was born in the third year. The scholar laughed and said: "It's a joke that you can still have a son at such an old age." So he named it "Joke".

When the three sons grew up and had nothing to do, the scholar asked them to go into the mountains to collect firewood. When they came back, the husband asked his wife: "Who among the three can collect more firewood?" The wife said: "You are older. If you have a lot of knowledge, you have no knowledge at all, but you have a lot of jokes. "Snobbish people will avoid them every time they are in trouble.

When a fellow traveler asked him why, he replied: "I gave up my relatives." This happened again and again, and the traveler got tired of it.

I met a beggar by chance, and tried to evade him, saying: "I want to give up my marriage." He asked: "Why do you have this order to marry me?" He said: "But the good ones are all recognized by you."

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Translation: There was a vain man. When he went out and saw dignitaries passing by, he stayed away. People traveling with him asked him why he did this, and he said, "That's my relative."

This happened many times, and every time he did this, people traveling with him found it annoying. Later, suddenly I met a beggar on the road. The people who were traveling with him imitated his behavior and hid aside, saying, "That beggar is my relative."

The vain person asked, "You How come you have such poor relatives?" The person traveling with me said, "Because you have recognized all the good things." People from the original text of eating olives went to the city to have a drink, and there were olives in the banquet.

The country people tasted it, but it was astringent and tasteless, so they asked the people sitting at the table: "What is this?" As a name, he remembered it and told people: "I tasted a strange thing in the city today, and I named it 'Su'."

The crowd didn't believe it, but the person opened his mouth and exhaled and said: "You don't believe it. , Nowadays, everything is vulgar." Translation: A farmer went to the city for a banquet, and there were olives in the banquet.

The farmer took it to his mouth and ate it. It was both astringent and unpalatable, so he asked the people at the table: "What is this?" The people at the table thought he was vulgar and said contemptuously: "Vulgar. The farmer thought that "Cu" was the name of olives, so he kept it in his mind and told people after returning home: "I ate a strange fruit in the city today, called 'Cu'."

Everyone. The farmer didn't believe it, so he opened his mouth and said, "You don't believe it, now I'm talking about vulgarity." The original text of the mocking joker was to let a guest have lunch, but the guest had already finished the whole bowl, and there was no more food.

The guest wanted the host to know, so he pretended to say: "A certain family has a house for sale." So he turned the mouth of the bowl to the host and said: "The rafters are also this big."

The host Seeing that there was no rice in the bowl, he called out to the boy to add more food. Because he asked the guest: "How much is he worth?" The guest said: "Now that I have food to eat, I won't sell it."

Translation: A man invited a guest to have lunch, and the guest had already finished a bowl. , no one helped him. The guest wanted the host to know, so he pretended to say: "A certain family has a house for sale."

Then he deliberately pointed the mouth of the bowl towards the host and said: "The rafters are also as thick as the mouth of the bowl." The host saw the bowl. There was no food in the house, so he hurriedly called the servant boy to bring him more food.

Then he asked the guest: "How much did he sell it for?" The guest replied: "Now that I have food to eat, I won't sell it." Lies Original Text Some people are used to lying.

His servants will be round in every generation. One day, he said to someone: "A well in my house was blown to the house next door by the strong wind yesterday."

Everyone thought it had never happened before. Pu Yuanzhi said: "It's true.

My well is close to the neighbor's fence. The wind was strong last night. I saw the fence blowing over the well, but it was like the well blowing over the neighbor's house. "One day, he said to others: "Someone shot a goose with a bowl of rice soup on his head."

The crowd was surprised again. Pu Yuan said: "This is also the case.

My master was eating noodle soup in the courtyard. Suddenly a goose fell down and its head fell into the bowl. Could it be that the goose was holding noodle soup on its head?" day.

He also said to others: "The Han family has a warm sky tent, which covers the heaven and earth so tightly that there are no gaps." The servant raised his eyebrows and said: "Master is offended. He is telling such lies all over the sky. How can I cover it up?"

Translation: There was a man who was used to telling lies, and his servants always lied for him. One day, he said to people: "A well in my house was blown to the house next door by strong wind yesterday."

Everyone thought that such a thing had never happened before. His servant justified his lie and said: "It is true that my well is close to the neighbor's fence. The wind was strong last night and blew the fence to the well, just like the well blew to the neighbor's house." < /p>

One day, he said to people again: "Someone shot down a wild goose with a bowl of rice soup on his head." Everyone was very surprised and did not believe what he said.

His servant explained his lie again and said: "This happened too. My master was eating noodle soup in the courtyard. Suddenly, a goose fell down and its head happened to fall into the bowl. Isn't it a goose? "Powder soup on your head?" Another day, he said to others: "The Han family has a warm sky tent, which covers the sky and the earth tightly. There is no gap at all." The servant frowned in embarrassment after hearing this. Said: "Master has gone too far, telling such a big lie, how can I cover it up."

Original text of Lishui Xuetai A scholar's servant peed on the baby, and did not urinate for a long time. He was frightened and said: "The school is here." The doll immediately peed.

The scholar asked why and replied: "I saw you scholars were so frightened that they peed and pooped when they heard that they were dismounted. I know this." The scholar sighed and said, "I didn't expect that this baby could inherit his father's ambition. Keshao is scholarly; I didn’t expect that this school platform is good at benefiting from the water and can help with defecation.”

Translation: A servant in a scholar’s ??house would hold a baby to urinate, but the child would not urinate for a long time. The servant frightened him and said: "The school is coming."

The doll immediately peed. The scholar asked him why and replied: "I saw that you scholars were so frightened that they peed when they heard that the academy was coming, so I frightened him like this."

The scholar sighed and said: "I didn't expect this. The baby can inherit his father's ambition and continue his scholarly pursuit; let alone expect that this school is good at diuresis and can relieve urine and urination. "The scholar was afraid of the examination. When he heard that the school was dismounted, he became panicked and went to pick him up.

3. The more translations of ancient Chinese jokes, the better

Sending plaques A man boasted about being able to pass the imperial examination and said: "I dreamed at night that someone playing drums came to give me a plaque."

His friend said: "I also dreamed that someone gave you a plaque with four words written on it: How unreasonable." A person grew up in a wealthy family and spent money to buy a fifth-rank official, but he didn't know the sufferings of the people.

One winter, he went out on inspection. I saw a beggar standing shivering in the cold wind.

He felt very strange, so he asked his attendant: "Why is this man's body always moving?" The attendant said: "It's because it's cold and his clothes are thin." The man felt even more strange and said, "Is it possible that he is shaking all the time?" Will it make you cold if you shake it? "A rich man bought a barrel of wine and put a seal on the lid. His servant drilled a hole in the bottom of the barrel and drank wine every day. The rich man found that the seal was intact, but the wine was too big. It was decreasing day by day, and he was surprised. Someone suggested that he check the bottom of the barrel to see if there were any flaws. The rich man replied: "You are really a fool. There is less wine on the top, but there is no less wine on the bottom."

A man was invited to a banquet. When the host poured wine, he only poured half a cup at a time. The man said to the host: "There is a saw at home. Please lend me a saw." The host asked. : "What's the use of borrowing it?" The guest pointed to the wine glass and said, "Since the upper part of this wine glass cannot hold wine, it should be sawed off. What's the use of keeping it?" Joint venture to make wine Two friends are planning to jointly make wine. A said to B : "You produce the rice, and I produce the water." B said, "I can produce the rice, but after it is turned into wine, how shall we divide the profit?" A said, "I will never let you suffer a loss. After producing the wine, I only want the water. , and the rest is yours."

Shooting riddles in the Wu family, Zhang Youyu, made Cai Cai curious, and there were intruders every day, pretending to be a riddle and sticking it to the door, saying: "Shoot to get in." The riddle cloud: "If you are old, you are not old, if you are young; if you are shy, you are good or not."

There is no middle ground; Wang Baigu shot the cloud: "When Taigong met King Wen at eighty, he was old but not old; Ganluo was twelve years old." "Prime Minister, you are young and old. If you eat it alone with the door closed, you will be ashamed. If you open the door, everyone will eat it, okay?" Zhang laughed.

Wouldn’t it be faster? A man was ordered to deliver an urgent document, and his boss specially gave him a fast horse. But he just ran behind the horse.

A passerby asked him: "Since it is so urgent, why don't you ride a horse?" He said: "Walking with six feet together is faster than four feet?" Willing to Die There was an emperor who loved playing the piano the most, but he His playing was so bad that all the court officials and concubines could not stand his music. The emperor searched the entire court, but could not find a confidant.

He sent a message to pull a death row prisoner from prison. The emperor promised: "As long as you say that I play the piano well, I will spare your life."

Unexpectedly, the emperor had just played half of the piano, and the prisoner on death row shouted: "Your Majesty, please don't I am willing to die!" Someone who picked up the straw rope committed the crime of stealing and was put in chains by the government. Someone asked him: "What serious crime has he committed?" He sighed: "A person is so unlucky that he bumps into the boards when he walks.

Yesterday I accidentally saw a straw rope on the street. I thought that in the future It would be useful, so I picked it up casually.

The questioner asked: "Is there such a heavy sentence for picking up a straw rope?" The prisoner continued: "I didn't know there was another straw rope tied to it. Niu! A wealthy businessman in the Yandou family put salted beans into a bottle and used chopsticks to eat them. Suddenly, he was eating. Someone told him: "Your son is having a big meal in the restaurant! After hearing this, the wealthy businessman cursed: "Who am I saving so hard for?" Then he poured out a handful of salt beans from the bottle, stuffed them all into his mouth, and while chewing, he said, "I'll lose my fortune too!" "Like father, like son. There was a man who was arrogant and never wanted to let others go.

One day, he was walking on the street, and someone came from the opposite side and did not give way to him. Of course he refused to give way. So the two people were facing each other in a stalemate.

After a long time, the man's father came to him and asked him anxiously: "Why are you standing here? Your family is waiting for you to buy rice and go back to cook!" "I can't leave, this No one will give way to me!" "Then you go buy rice, and I will stand here for you to see who gives way to whom in the end!" A bald scholar met a monk. The scholar thought about the monk's ugliness and asked the monk: " Master, how do you write the word "bald" for "bald donkey"? "The monk said: "It's the word "show" for scholar, just make a slight twist." It's Passover.

A newlywed couple did not understand the complicated holiday etiquette, so the husband asked his wife to take a peek at the neighbor's blacksmith's house. The wife approached the window and saw the blacksmith beating his wife with a coal shovel! After the wife came home, her husband asked her what she had seen, but she still refused to tell.

Finally, the husband became angry and hit her with a coal shovel. She cried and said: "Since you know everything, why did you send me to do it?" Fasting mosquitoes A monk wanted to fast mosquitoes with blood.

When there were a lot of mosquitoes, the monk felt unbearable pain, so he hit them with his hands left and right. People on the sidelines asked: "You want to feed the mosquitoes, why do you hit them again?" The monk said: "They have eaten and eaten again, so you have to hit them."

The Story of a Scholar - A Scholar with a Book Boy Rush for the exam. The hat fell off on the way.

The book boy said: The hat fell to the ground. The scholar hurriedly said: Don't say landing, say touching the ground.

The book boy helped the scholar pick up the hat and fasten it firmly on the scholar's head, and then said: This time it will never reach the ground again. Stingy A landowning couple are notoriously stingy.

One day the man went to the city and wanted to go to the toilet while walking, but then he thought: Such good fertilizer cannot be made easier for others. So I kept holding it in.

Later, I couldn’t hold it in any longer, so I found a toilet and went to the bathroom. But apart from a few farts, nothing came out.

So I felt very proud. Return home and tell your wife about your experience.

Unexpectedly, my wife was furious when she heard this: You prodigal son, how can you live like this? It would be great to save these farts to blow the lamp! Crooked Poetry: Once upon a time, there was a scholar named Xipo, who often boasted of himself as Su Shi. It was a severe drought. Taishou set up an incense burner to pray for rain and ordered him to write a poem to remember this grand occasion.

The scholar wrote a poem: "The prefect prayed for rain, and all the people were grateful. Last night I opened the window and saw the moon."

The prefect was furious and sent him to Yunyang. His uncle gave it to him.

Before Bin said farewell, the scholar saw that his uncle was blind, so he gave him a poem: "I am sent to Yunyang, and seeing my uncle is like seeing my mother. The whole family burst into tears, three lines."

When he arrived at the palace, the official liked his poem, named his wife as the title, and asked him to recite the poem. The scholar said: "With the jingle of the ring, the lady came out of the back hall.

Three inches of small golden lotus, measured horizontally." The official was annoyed and made him laugh at himself.

The scholar sighed: "The ancients were called Dongpo, but I am called Xipo today. If we compare the two, they are much different."

Tea shed A scholar went to a tea shed to drink tea, tea shed. 4. Looking for jokes in classical Chinese, please make them shorter

The original text of the joke is a scholar who was about seventy years old when he suddenly gave birth to a son.

Born because of age, it is called age. Not long after, another son was born, who seemed to be able to read and learn knowledge.

The following year, another son was born. He laughed and said: "It's a joke to have a baby at such an old age."

Because of the name, it was called "a joke." The three of them were old and had nothing to do. They all ordered to go into the mountains to collect firewood. When they returned, the husband asked: : "Which of the three sons has more firewood?" The wife said: "I have a lot of age, but no knowledge at all, and a lot of jokes."

Translation There is a scholar who is nearly seventy years old. His wife Suddenly a son was born. Because he was old, he gave birth to a son, so he named him "Jiu". Not long after, another son was born. He looked like a scholar, so he named him "Xuewen".

Another son was born in the third year. The scholar laughed and said: "It's a joke that you can still have a son at such an old age." So he named it "Joke".

When the three sons grew up and had nothing to do, the scholar asked them to go into the mountains to collect firewood. When they came back, the husband asked his wife: "Who among the three can collect more firewood?" The wife said: "You are older. He has no knowledge at all, but he has a lot of jokes. "Snobbish people will avoid them every time they are in trouble."

When a fellow traveler asked him why, he replied: "I gave up my relatives." This happened again and again, and the traveler got tired of it.

I met a beggar by chance, and tried to evade him, saying: "I want to give up my marriage." He asked: "Why do you have this order to marry me?" He said: "But the good ones are all recognized by you."

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Translation: There was a vain man. When he went out and saw dignitaries passing by, he stayed away. People traveling with him asked him why he did this, and he said, "That's my relative."

This happened many times, and every time he did this, people traveling with him found it annoying. Later, suddenly I met a beggar on the road. The people who were traveling with him imitated his behavior and hid aside, saying, "That beggar is my relative."

The vain person asked, "You How come you have such poor relatives?" The person traveling with me said, "Because you have recognized all the good things." People from the original text of eating olives went to the city to have a drink, and there were olives in the banquet.

The country people tasted it, but it was astringent and tasteless, so they asked the people sitting at the table: "What is this?" As a name, he remembered it and told people: "I tasted a strange thing in the city today, and I named it 'Su'."

The crowd didn't believe it, but the person opened his mouth and exhaled and said: "You don't believe it. , Nowadays, everything is vulgar." Translation: A farmer went to the city for a banquet, and there were olives in the banquet.

The farmer took it to his mouth and ate it. It was both astringent and unpalatable, so he asked the people at the table: "What is this?" The people at the table thought he was vulgar and said contemptuously: "Vulgar. The farmer thought that "Cu" was the name of olives, so he kept it in his mind and told people after returning home: "I ate a strange fruit in the city today, called 'Cu'."

Everyone. The farmer didn't believe it, so he opened his mouth and said, "You don't believe it, now I'm talking about vulgarity." The original text of the funny joker was to let a guest have lunch, but the guest had already finished the whole bowl, and there was no more food.

The guest wanted the host to know, so he pretended to say: "A certain family has a house for sale." So he turned the mouth of the bowl to the host and said: "The rafters are also this big."

The host Seeing that there was no rice in the bowl, he called out to the boy to add more food. Because he asked the guest: "How much does he want to be worth?" The guest said: "Now that I have food to eat, I won't sell it."

Translation: A man invited a guest to have lunch, and the guest had already finished a bowl. , no one helped him. The guest wanted the host to know, so he pretended to say: "A certain family has a house for sale."

Then he deliberately pointed the mouth of the bowl towards the host and said: "The rafters are also as thick as the mouth of the bowl." The host saw the bowl. There was no food in the house, so he hurriedly called the servant boy to bring him more food.

Then he asked the guest: "How much did he sell it for?" The guest replied: "Now that I have food to eat, I won't sell it anymore." Original text of the lie Some people are used to lying.

His servants will be round in every generation. One day, he said to someone: "A well in my house was blown to the house next door by the strong wind yesterday."

Everyone thought it had never happened before. Pu Yuanzhi said: "It's true.

My well is close to the neighbor's fence. The wind was strong last night. I saw the fence blowing over the well, but it was like the well blowing over the neighbor's house. "One day, he said to others: "Someone shot a goose with a bowl of rice soup on his head."

The crowd was surprised again. Pu Yuan said: "This is also the case.

My master was eating noodle soup in the courtyard. Suddenly a goose fell down and its head fell into the bowl. Could it be that the goose was holding noodle soup on its head?" day.

He also said to others: "The Han family has a warm sky tent, which covers the heaven and earth so tightly that there are no gaps." The servant raised his eyebrows and said: "Master is offended. He is telling such lies all over the sky. How can I cover it up?"

Translation: There was a man who was used to telling lies, and his servants always lied for him. One day, he said to people: "A well in my house was blown to the house next door by strong wind yesterday."

Everyone thought that such a thing had never happened before. His servant justified his lie and said: "It is true that my well is close to the neighbor's fence. The wind was strong last night and blew the fence to the well, just like the well blew to the neighbor's house." < /p>

One day, he said to people again: "Someone shot down a wild goose with a bowl of rice soup on his head." Everyone was very surprised and did not believe what he said.

His servant explained his lie again and said: "This happened too. My master was eating noodle soup in the courtyard. Suddenly, a goose fell down and its head happened to fall into the bowl. Isn't it a goose? "Powder soup on your head?" Another day, he said to others: "The Han family has a warm sky tent, which covers the sky and the earth tightly, without any gaps.

After hearing this, the servant frowned in embarrassment and said, "Master has gone too far. He is telling such a big lie. How can I cover it up?" "

Li Shui Xuetai's original text: A scholar's servant peed on a baby, and after not peeing for a long time, he was frightened and said: "Xue Tai is here. "The baby immediately peed.

The scholar asked why and replied: "I saw you scholars dismounting from the stage and being so frightened that they peed and pooped out. I know this. The scholar sighed and said, "I didn't expect that this baby could inherit his father's ambition and be a scholar. I didn't expect that this school platform could benefit from the small water and help with defecation." "

Translation: A servant of a scholar's family held a baby to pee, but the child did not pee for a long time. The servant frightened him and said: "Xuetai is coming. "

The doll peed immediately. The scholar asked him why and replied: "I saw that your scholar was so frightened that he peed and pooped when he heard that the academy was coming, so I scared him like this. "

The scholar sighed and said: "I didn't expect that this baby could inherit his father's ambition and continue his scholarly pursuits; I didn't even expect that this school is good at diuresis and can pass urine and urine. "Afraid of candidates. Yuanwen Xiucai was afraid of the annual examination. When he heard that the school was dismounted, he became panicked and went to pick him up. 5. Are there any classical Chinese jokes?

Confucius traveled eastward and met a man who wanted to He was raped, but he refused; he was taken into custody in the forest, took off his clothes and trousers, took out the contents of his bag, and threw them into the place where his soul was lost.

After the incident, the woman said: "What a beast! Confucius!" Said: The woman's view. The famous scholar Yin Nang was studying, and Sun Kang was studying in Yingxue.

One day, Kang went to visit Yin, but he didn't meet him. When he asked where he was going, the attendant said, "I went out to catch fireflies." . "After that, Yin answered and paid homage to Kang. When he saw Kang standing idle in the court, he asked, "Why don't you study? Kang said: "I don't think it's snowing today." "

——(Ming Dynasty) "Xiaolin" compiled by Master Fubai. There was a cake seller selling cakes. His voice was very hoarse. When people asked him why, he said: "I am hungry." He asked again: "Since you are hungry, why not eat cake?" "It's sour," he said. "

(both said in a low voice) - (Ming Dynasty) "Laughing Forest" compiled by Master Fubai. 6. Classical Classical Jokes

Everyone is equal to me, student The whole hall was full.

"Yu Yu Hu Wen Zai", the students didn't come." The joke goes something like this: There was a private school teacher who mispronounced "Yu Yu Hu Wen Zai" as "Everyone is equal to me".

Later, when a new private school teacher pronounced "Yu Yu Hu Wen Zai" correctly, the students thought that the new teacher pronounced it wrong and did not come to school. At that time, people wrote poems and mocked me: "Everyone is equal to me, and the whole hall is full of students."

It was so elegant that no students came. '"------------------------------------------------ ------------ One day, the wind was gentle and the sun was shining warmly. Yu and his friends gathered in the lower room. The edges were short and the wind was blowing cold, so Yu You sighed and said, "Oh! , bad luck, the dragon was trapped in the shallow water, and the wind and clouds were hidden in the young pines.

Who is to blame if the profession is not enthusiastic? What a mistake! "Yu You also sighed and said, "I have been given a great responsibility by fate, but my bones and muscles are suffering, and my Chinese language system is miserable. I can't fault you! His friend shook his head and hit the fou, saying, "The Chinese language is miserable, and it can be compared to the unevenness that spreads across the five continents. However, the absurdity of chemistry often lies in remote places and is incomprehensible to ordinary people. Therefore, the pain of my muscles and bones is not something you three can handle." Knowingly. "The other man kept silent, and the rest of them managed their lives endlessly. Some were twice as old as me, so they laughed and said, "Brother's career can be said to be hot, and his wife and children can be said to have no hunger. Is that true or false? "Brother's face was still angry, and everyone was shocked, "Your career can make a living, but my career is hopeless, so why bother? The other three people all asked, but they were silent at first. After a long time, they answered, "Invertebrate linguistics!" ”------------------------------------------------ ---------------- One night, I was strolling on the Third Religion Platform when I saw a woman with long hair coming towards me.

After a while, the woman stopped suddenly and looked at me. I thought to myself, "Isn't it that I'm so handsome?" But seeing Yi's eyes widen and the corners of her mouth twitching, I sighed, "Isn't it that I'm too ugly?" My eyes widened and my mouth opened wider.

I was so frightened that I thought to myself that I was a true gentleman and had never offended her, let alone not knowing her. I almost turned around and ran away, but suddenly I heard her shouting. A "."

Ah.

Sneeze! ! ! ".

Yi rubbed her nose and drifted away.

I am already sweating profusely.