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Heal the mood, you said that time will dilute everything, and distance will make us

I love you, just like a beam of light, with a beginning but no end.

It is said that you don't know how to cherish until you lose it. In fact, the loss after cherishing is the most painful.

Maturity is a very painful word. You may not get it, but you will definitely lose it.

Something that can occupy a group of me is called my computer.

I have ten thousand reasons to see you, but I lack an identity to see you.

I planted a bunch of girlfriends in Houshan last year. In autumn, the mountains are full of green hats!

People who have lost their fate are not easy to meet, even in the same city.

I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for getting paid.

Sometimes I don't understand, I just don't want to understand; Sometimes I don't know, but I just don't want to say it; Sometimes I don't understand, but I don't know what to do when I understand, so I keep silent.

You said that time will dilute everything and distance will make us feel better.

Senior math teachers give lectures at 4G speed, seniors attend lectures at wifi speed, seniors remember at 3G speed, and seniors watch at 2G speed.

Sometimes, the biggest temper a girl can lose is being polite to you.

We have been practicing smiling, and finally we become people who are afraid to cry.

Mom said, even if you are jealous, pretend to play soy sauce, and you can't let others look down on you.

I want to seriously like a person, and then, be seriously liked by that person.

My charm alone is not as sweet as the two of you.

In the love game, there is always only one tenth of sweetness, and the remaining nine tenths are bitter, astringent and sour, but there is no sweetness.

A sad word, time will dilute everything.

Accept the unchangeable and change the unacceptable.

Two parallel lines, which should not intersect, finally returned to their respective tracks one day.

Time will dilute everything, and distance will not produce beauty.

Once you fall into the forest of love, you will never find your way home.

Memories always slap me in the face and point to old wounds, forbidding me to forget.

My pain is not that I didn't get you, but that you haven't got happiness.

It is difficult to deceive yourself, but it is much easier to get used to it.

People always make mistakes, just like eating sesame seeds and losing sesame cakes.

There are always 30 days of anxiety in a month, and February is the strongest.

The biggest tragedy in life: the beauty is dying and the hero is bald.

You look "please come and scold me"

Living is bound to experience some setbacks, but we are still strong enough to overcome every setback. As long as we are alive, we will be grateful.

When two people meet, they are only in their early days, or in their late days, and both of them will pass by.

Take the bus in the afternoon, take out the bus card and hit it in the slot.

Comfort others, after all, can't comfort yourself.

I hate waiting for a long time to hear from you, and all I got was one sentence, hehe, do you think I'm joking?

Don't think that every man is as easygoing as Nicholas Tse.

We are so worried about what may happen in the future that we forget to slow down and enjoy the present.

One day, the girl asked the boy: What does ABCDEFG mean? The boy replied that a boy can do anything for a girl.

Look at your poor family. Rats come to your house with tears in their eyes.

I am an academician of the Institute of Advanced Diving, Chinese Academy of Sciences. I have lost the Nobel Prize for a long time and won the Oscar Award for Lifetime Stealth.

There are no heroes in today's society-heroes are covered under the national flag, and heroes are posted on the wall at the door of the court-the wall on the right side of the door!

In fact, the ending is doomed, and we just live according to the script of fate.

What a terrible fool an educated fool is!

I'll help you solve the problem that Confucius can't solve.

The silence of two people is not necessarily sadness, but happiness.

Some people we know are in love, but they have to give up because we know there is no ending.

Selfish possession of you, not to share you with anyone.

Obviously, we have embraced, but our hearts are so far away.

There is no windtight wall, no hanging beam.

At your age, it's already below the issue price.

Never mention it, not because I forget it, but because I remember it.

If you are willing to give up, you will gain something, forget what should be forgotten, give up what should be given up, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed.

Time will heal everything, and we are no longer afraid to say goodbye.

1. The cruelest thing in the world is not that you didn't meet the person you love, but that you met and finally missed it. The saddest thing in the world is not that the person you love doesn't love you, but that he doesn't love you after he loves you.

2, the red envelope war, how many fingers are broken, how many screens are broken! Don't give me 1 cent ... I've had enough, this is not the life I want! Countdown hard, just for that short minute! In retrospect, it was just a dream!

Don't lose your temper just because others care about you.

4. The best state of life is peace. A person, a lifetime, a road, with the growth of age, views and mentality have also changed. Different environment breeds different people, different scenery affects different moods, and different attitudes will have different endings.

I have always wanted to tell that person that although we are far apart, we can walk in one place and confirm each other. I always say what I see by short message: a plant, a meal, a fire in Yi Deng, a person.

6. If you don't know how to choose, it's hard to succeed. If you don't understand tolerance, it will be difficult to be happy if you change your lover; If you don't know how to cherish it, it will be difficult to change objects for a long time; I don't know how to appreciate it, and it's hard to describe how my eyes have changed. If you don't know how to act, no matter how smart you are, it is difficult to interpret a dream; If you don't know how to cooperate, it will be difficult to succeed again. If you don't know how to accumulate, it's hard to have money if you earn money again; If you don't know how to be content, no matter how rich you are, it's hard to be happy; If you don't know how to keep in good health, you won't live long after treatment.

7. spoony people always hold the idea that even I am moved by myself. Is there any reason why she should not be moved by me? But persistent pursuit can only prove that you are a persistent person, that's all.

8. Learn to be content, but don't be content easily. In the journey of life, everyone is busy getting to know all kinds of people, thinking that this is to enrich life. But the most valuable meeting is to meet yourself again at a certain moment, and then you will understand that traveling around the world is just to find a way back to your heart.

9. When a wild animal is injured, it can run to a cave and hide, then lick the wound and persist, but once asked, it can't stand it.

10. When people reach a certain age, they will always miss themselves in the past. The road traveled, the people met, the lost feelings, and the inner pain. However, those gullies that seemed to be insurmountable at first appeared just like on the ground. It is so smooth that people forget how stormy the heart is when they go through those difficulties. Presumably, time will always heal everything, so we are no longer afraid to say goodbye.

1 1. However, when we decided to go alone, all the curses and betrayals were left behind. We can smile stubbornly and cry sadly, but we still insist on sonorous.

12, love is not a vanity, it should be shown off in front of everyone; Love is not a beautiful dress, it should be worn outside for everyone to enjoy; Love is not a task, we should have a confession to our relatives and friends.

13, the road of life depends on yourself and be a warm person. Many personnel changes, although you can't control them, can only follow the fate. But it is good to know that people are alive. Don't compete with yourself all your life. We don't know how much time is left in life. Living flatly and faintly is the greatest happiness in the universe.

14, life is like a cup of tea, it won't be bitter for a lifetime, but it will be bitter for a while. Without the bitterness at the beginning, there will be no sweetness later. Bitterness and sweetness, like a symphony, are integrated into our lives. Rejecting "bitterness" is equivalent to closing the door of "sweetness". You know, the higher you climb, the more thorns you walk through.

15, it seems that we will always grow explosively in a certain year, understand explosively, and know a certain truth explosively, so that the originally meaningless time scale becomes a dividing line.

16, the sea can't cross, and people can't see through it. Difficulties in life are always inevitable. When faced with unavoidable and insurmountable difficulties, despair will inevitably occur in the heart and I don't know where to go in the future. At this time, you really need a kind of mental toughness to take you to the future.

17, life will inevitably suffer some grievances and injuries. It is better to be calm than unhappy. Only by experiencing the baptism of wind and rain can we practice calm and calm.

18, life is too short, why not be indifferent. Some things, gently put down, you may not relax. Some small things, if you think too much, become big things. Some details, if you think too much, will become tragedy. After all, it is all fantasy. So people are heavy and tired, and their hearts are heavy and tired. Relax like a man.

19. Life is short. Walking on the road of life, you are in a hurry, stumbling, rushing and careful, tired and troublesome. What you left behind and what you got. Think carefully, you must try your best to live well when you are alive, and you must not let yourself live too tired. Take it easy, take it easy, and relax. People should not be too sophisticated, too diligent, too tired, tired of themselves and their hearts. Remember, hello, the whole family will be safe.

20. The gains and losses in life are dialectical, and there are gains and losses in life. Be careful not to live too tired. Being tired is a great mental stress and a heavy psychological burden. If you want to be tired; Learn to relax and live a relaxed life. Learn to free yourself from being too busy and tired.

Classic Quotations: Time will heal everything, and we are no longer afraid to say goodbye.

1. The cruelest thing in the world is not that you didn't meet the person you love, but that you met and finally missed it. The saddest thing in the world is not that the person you love doesn't love you, but that he doesn't love you after he loves you.

2, the red envelope war, how many fingers are broken, how many screens are broken! Don't give me 1 cent ... I've had enough, this is not the life I want! Countdown hard, just for that short minute! In retrospect, it was just a dream!

Don't lose your temper just because others care about you.

4. The best state of life is peace. A person, a lifetime, a road, with the growth of age, views and mentality have also changed. Different environment breeds different people, different scenery affects different moods, and different attitudes will have different endings.

I have always wanted to tell that person that although we are far apart, we can walk in one place and confirm each other. I always say what I see by short message: a plant, a meal, a fire in Yi Deng, a person.

6. If you don't know how to choose, it's hard to succeed. If you don't understand tolerance, it will be difficult to be happy if you change your lover; If you don't know how to cherish it, it will be difficult to change objects for a long time; I don't know how to appreciate it, and it's hard to describe how my eyes have changed. If you don't know how to act, no matter how smart you are, it is difficult to interpret a dream; If you don't know how to cooperate, it will be difficult to succeed again. If you don't know how to accumulate, it's hard to have money if you earn money again; If you don't know how to be content, no matter how rich you are, it's hard to be happy; If you don't know how to keep in good health, you won't live long after treatment.

7. spoony people always hold the idea that even I am moved by myself. Is there any reason why she should not be moved by me? But persistent pursuit can only prove that you are a persistent person, that's all.

8. Learn to be content, but don't be content easily. In the journey of life, everyone is busy getting to know all kinds of people, thinking that this is to enrich life. But the most valuable meeting is to meet yourself again at a certain moment, and then you will understand that traveling around the world is just to find a way back to your heart.

9. When a wild animal is injured, it can run to a cave and hide, then lick the wound and persist, but once asked, it can't stand it.

10. When people reach a certain age, they will always miss themselves in the past. The road traveled, the people met, the lost feelings, and the inner pain. However, those gullies that seemed to be insurmountable at first appeared just like on the ground. It is so smooth that people forget how stormy the heart is when they go through those difficulties. Presumably, time will always heal everything, so we are no longer afraid to say goodbye.

1 1. However, when we decided to go alone, all the curses and betrayals were left behind. We can smile stubbornly and cry sadly, but we still insist on sonorous.

12, love is not a vanity, it should be shown off in front of everyone; Love is not a beautiful dress, it should be worn outside for everyone to enjoy; Love is not a task, we should have a confession to our relatives and friends.

13, the road of life depends on yourself and be a warm person. Many personnel changes, although you can't control them, can only follow the fate. But it is good to know that people are alive. Don't compete with yourself all your life. We don't know how much time is left in life. Living flatly and faintly is the greatest happiness in the universe.

14, life is like a cup of tea, it won't be bitter for a lifetime, but it will be bitter for a while. Without the bitterness at the beginning, there will be no sweetness later. Bitterness and sweetness, like a symphony, are integrated into our lives. To refuse suffering is to close the sweet door. You know, the higher you climb, the more thorns you walk through.

15, it seems that we will always grow explosively in a certain year, understand explosively, and know a certain truth explosively, so that the originally meaningless time scale becomes a dividing line.

16, the sea can't cross, and people can't see through it. Difficulties in life are always inevitable. When faced with unavoidable and insurmountable difficulties, despair will inevitably occur in the heart and I don't know where to go in the future. At this time, you really need a kind of mental toughness to take you to the future.

17, life will inevitably suffer some grievances and injuries. It is better to be calm than unhappy. Only by experiencing the baptism of wind and rain can we practice calm and calm.

18, life is too short, why not be indifferent. Some things, gently put down, you may not relax. Some small things, if you think too much, become big things. Some details, if you think too much, will become tragedy. After all, it is all fantasy. So people are heavy and tired, and their hearts are heavy and tired. Relax like a man.

19. Life is short. Walking on the road of life, you are in a hurry, stumbling, rushing and careful, tired and troublesome. What you left behind and what you got. Think carefully, you must try your best to live well when you are alive, and you must not let yourself live too tired. Take it easy, take it easy, and relax. People should not be too sophisticated, too diligent, too tired, tired of themselves and their hearts. Remember, hello, the whole family will be safe.

20. The gains and losses in life are dialectical, and there are gains and losses in life. Be careful not to live too tired. Being tired is a great mental stress and a heavy psychological burden. If you want to be tired; Learn to relax and live a relaxed life. Learn to free yourself from being too busy and tired.