Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Ask for some of the best cold jokes ~ the kind that won't react for a while ~

Ask for some of the best cold jokes ~ the kind that won't react for a while ~

This is what I remember.

Here's a classic:

Once upon a time, there was a killer. His heart is cold, his eyes are cold and his knife is cold. Then he froze to death.

There was a man on the phone, and then he hung up.

The following are from i query.

1. A male deer walked faster and faster, and finally became a road (deer)! ! ! !

Two tomatoes crossed the road and a car sped by. One of them couldn't hide and was squashed, and the other tomato pointed at the quilt.

Squeeze tomatoes and laugh: dig hahaha, ketchup …

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