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As the representative of the sharing economy, who will supervise Didi Chuxing?

To tell the truth, I am a drip driver myself. I only have leisure parties at night, so I definitely can't drive out. Therefore, doing Didi Express has become my usual way. After all, I can get a taxi anywhere with my ticket. I have more than 3,000 tickets for Didi drivers, and I have at least 100 tickets for Didi. But there are often so many drivers that I have to complain. Don't have too many routines.

One night, when I was riding Didi, a big dipper car came. There are not many models, but you should at least clean the inside of the car. I really don't know what to do with the scraps of paper on the copilot's floor. The air outlet of the dashboard is broken. The driver said hello when he got on the bus, and his attitude was good. After driving for a kilometer or two, it doesn't taste right. There is a faint foot odor. I looked at the driver's feet and we left one by one. Brother, you are so thoughtful. Are you worried about your own technology or the safety of passengers? I really don't understand this. I'll stop him at the intersection and get off and walk the last leg by myself. It's not dangerous at all

I won't mention this dangerous thing. I still gave it five stars on the principle of friendship and mutual benefit. That's a really indescribable smell. Tell me about the next one. One morning, the car was stuck in the street and all kinds of people couldn't find it. I was afraid of being late, so I quickly called Didi. The driver who got on the bus took the order by the way, which is near our company. It was okay all the way, and there were long traffic lights. I saw the driver magically take out two buns from the storage box on the left hand side, open them and eat them directly. The smell spread rapidly in this car. I really want to cry. Brother, I'll be there soon, and then I'll get off for dinner, okay? I silently opened the window, and the two of them were silent. I wanted to cry. Sour and refreshing, I don't understand.

The last one, I really don't want to spit. They are all joking with their own lives and gambling with their own lives. It's really hot recently, and there are more logistics activities at night. Last Saturday night, 1 1, I was going to call a car home. I stopped for five minutes and got on the bus without saying anything. Check the drunk driving activities steadily, as usual every week, but I didn't respond. I didn't drive, but the driver looked flustered. Bluetooth made a phone call, quickly took the water from the water cup holder, smashed a bottle, rummaged through it again, took out a bottle of xylitol, and quickly finished it. As soon as I saw it, there must be something wrong. You can't retreat. There are traffic police before, traffic police after, traffic police before and traffic police after. A drop of equipment, not to mention the driver, I am at a loss. This TM lets me play, and I'll drive after drinking. This is quite a play. After a while, the police took it away properly, and drunk driving really scared me. I bet I'm at least half awake from the wine I drank.

Finally, I advise some drivers. I'm a driver myself. The first task is to ensure that we are also safe when the passengers arrive safely. It has been a theory for many years that we don't drive, but drive. But some people are desperate and think they are old drivers, so they don't want to think about it. If something really happens, it's not your own business. This is related to too many things. Everyone knows that the service industry is not easy to do.

These experiences are all my own real experiences. /kloc-the journey of more than 0/00 tickets deeply shocked me. Later, I found that Didi can also take a taxi, just like calling a taxi, and there is one more choice. I can't stand it. I'm afraid of many things when I think about it.