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In the Journey to the West, when Che Chiguo tried to guess clothes, Tang Priest said that clothes are broken and a clock is lost. How can clothes be clocks? Is it an old saying?
The monk's straight bow actually appeared once in the original book of Journey to the West, and it was explained clearly. The Taoist was helpless, gave up his life, and did not dare to hit the door. He drilled out from the dog hole behind and went to the main hall, playing drums in the east and banging bells in the west. When the bells and drums rang at the same time, the monks and nuns in the two corridors were alarmed. When they went to the temple, they asked, "It's still early and it's late. What are you doing banging the bells and drums?" The Taoist said, "Change your clothes quickly, arrange shifts with your teacher and father, and go out of the mountain gate to meet the master from the Tang Dynasty." The monks, all neat and tidy, set out to meet them. Some wore cassocks, some wore robes, some wore a bell-shaped bow, and some were very poor and had no long clothes, so they took two waist skirts and put them on their bodies. Monkey saw it and said, "Monk, what are you wearing?" Seeing his ugliness, the monk said, "Grandpa, don't fight until I tell you. This is the cloth in our city. There is no tailor here, but it is made by ourselves. "
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