Words to make girls happy, jokes to make your girlfriend happy

Words to make a girl happy, jokes to make your girlfriend happy

Love words to make a girl happy are of course humorous and romantic. Don't be too wordy or it will be annoying. Below are 30 love words collected by Mr. Fanwen.com to make girls happy. If you have good sentences, please share them with everyone!

1. Last night I asked a mosquito to find you, let it tell you that I miss you, and asked it to kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You ask me how deeply I love you? The big bag represents my heart!

2. You are the most beautiful in my eyes, and every smile makes me intoxicated. Your bad, your good, your pout when you lose your temper. You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only those who love each other can understand it best.

3. If you blink your eyes, I will die. If you blink again, I will come to life. If you blink your eyes, I will die.

4. Do you know what I am doing? I’ll give you a choice: A. I miss you B. I miss you very much C. I miss you very much D. I can’t miss you E. All of the above.

5 Raindrops will turn into coffee, and seeds will bloom into roses. Traveling is a kind of date, and parting is to experience the taste of loneliness. It’s not that there is no one to accompany you. It’s just that you don’t get drunk after drinking coffee, and you feel tired after walking all the way. , it will break at the touch of rain, but you are the only one who is still perfect.

6. A mouse accidentally entered a flower shop and was chased by a cat. The mouse found that there was no way to escape, so he picked up a rose and prepared to resist. When the cat saw it, he immediately lowered his head and said shyly. : The dead ghost is too sudden

7. The samurai of China, Japan and Russia competed. The Russian samurai cut off the fly with one sword, and the Japanese samurai chopped off the wings of the fly with two swords. The Chinese samurai wielded his sword twice and got the highest score. He cut a fly's eyelids!

8. Marry me, and I will flush your toilet with petroleum, bathe you with Pepsi-Cola, and take you to and from get off work with Boeing. (Fanwen.com www.creditsailing.com) Promise me?

9. Once upon a time, there were two people, one called pretending and the other called disappearing. They disappeared in a day. Pretending to see a group of people fighting, they went over to fight and said: I'm looking for relief! The group of people were stunned for a moment and said: Are you pretending? Yes, I am!

10. A dung beetle falls in love with a mosquito. Dung Beetle: What is your occupation? Mosquito said shyly: Nurse, the one who gives injections. And you? The dung beetle whispered: We are colleagues, and I am a Chinese medicine practitioner who kneads pills!

11. If there is an afterlife, let us be a pair of little mice. Clumsy love, dull life, clumsy cuddling, silly together. Even if the mountains are blocked by heavy snow, I can still nestle in the warm haystack, hold you tightly and bite your ears...

12. Romance without money, holding your hand and walking on the beach full of white sand; The romantic romance of Yuan means calling you in a deserted public phone booth to care about you; the romantic romance of Yuan means buying a popsicle to cool you down on a hot summer day

13. Forgive me for leaving your I told a stranger my mobile phone number. He is an angel named Cupid. He said he would help me tell () that I have () in my heart. I only care about (). I also want to tell () that I really love you.

14. Let’s play a game! Please first think of a number in your mind, then subtract it, multiply it by and add it, then divide it by and subtract the number you just thought of, plus what I want to say to you

15. Think I hear your voice, write down every word you said; I want to see your familiar face, write down your warm smile, I want to know how you feel about me, and... I want to ask "Can I like you" ()"

16. Love is like a cup of coffee, sweet and sour, bitter and strong. Your personality is like a cup of strong coffee. Just as my appetite wants to tell you, can you let me taste the taste of strong coffee!

17. Like is different from love. Like is like a soup swing where you can enjoy yourself without the response of others; love is like a board that requires a person to sit across from you and interact with you, close to your inner feeling. Do you want to sit across from me all the time?

18. Weather forecast: I feel a little () today during the day, and will turn into violent thoughts in the afternoon, which will lower my mood by five degrees. Affected by this low mood, it is expected that this kind of weather will continue until I see you. .

19. Meeting you is accidental, liking you is natural, falling in love with you is resolute, getting you is joyful, and staying with you for life is inevitable

20. The When I wake up, you have gone to another world. Your promise no longer belongs to me. This is the first time in our lives that we know that love has a shelf life, and our love has expired!

21. I am the nameless sand in your world, but you are the sky in my world. Your hand touches the palm of my hand, but my hand cannot hold yours

22. I love (), not for a day or two, nor for a year or two, nor for a lifetime, but forever! Love is the most beautiful time in our lives!

23.L—Loyal, O—Observant, V—Valiant, E—Enjoyment. Therefore, love is loyalty, intention, courage, and joy.

24. My feelings for you are a simple natural index. You can differentiate it as many times as you want, and it will remain unchanged... If you like, you can also integrate it, but there will be one more constant. And that constant equals—I love you.

25. Let the stars turn into my eyes and watch over you all night long; let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your beating heart; let all the beautiful things turn into my blessings. Always with (), forever...

26. In the lonely sky, wanton raindrops fall, and the empty blue hides the melancholy world. Because of love (), I can watch you fly to a happier place.

27. The green water is originally worry-free, but it frowns because of the wind; the green mountains are not old, but are white-headed by snow, and love needs no words.

28. Being able to meet () in this life is the greatest blessing from God. I will cherish this fate.

29. The leaves leave the tree not because of the wind. , but the tree does not cherish it; the leaves stay by the tree's side not because of the tree's care, but because of the leaves' care for it. The infatuated wind is waiting for the leaves, and the lonely leaves guard the tree

30. Happiness obtained by force will one day be taken back by God, because that happiness should never have appeared here. It is just our wishful thinking that it is ours, and we indulge in it regardless of whether it is true or not.

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