Classic funny jokes.

One night, an old man rode past a hillside and suddenly wanted to go to the toilet, so he put his car on the hillside to go to the toilet, only to find that his bike was gone when he came back. I thought, "What a mess! Far from home! "

As a result, there is a hotel not far away. The old man came in and said, "Boss, do you have a room?"

The boss said, "No, it's all full."

The old man said, "Help, it's getting dark, I can't leave ..."

The boss said, "There is a newly married couple outside. Let's hide under their bed for one night!" " ! ~"

The old man promised ...

It was late, when the newlyweds came back, only one man said, "Let's go to bed!" " "

Then the man took off his clothes and said to the woman, "What do you see?"

The woman said, "I see an endless plain."

The woman took off her clothes and said to the man, "What do you see?"

The man said, "I see two small mounds."

As a result, the old man said, "Have you seen my bike?"